"Handle with care? I wonder why I would need to....AHHHHH!"

Nick didn't know what happened. All he felt was pain. All he new was that a box just exploded in his living room. He said the first words that came to mind.

"Kentucky....Fried.....Ponies."

"What in Equestria! Who would fry a pony!?" Trixie shouted in response.

Nick finally realized he was talking to Trixie. "Ah...sh** not you, no, no, no! Not Trixie! F***!"

"I heard that! I won't have my son saying that!" Celestia shouted down the hall as she went into MOTHERLY MODE, a few seconds later she came trotting and looked down at Nick. She gave him a stern look and said "No more cursing unless you want me to send you to the moon for a year!"

Nick looked back at her. "Stop. Cake time!" he said with a fake excitement.

"What?" Celestia asked going back in NORMAL CELESTIA MODE. "Nick you are very weird."

"What the f*** is going on!?" Nick shouted still on the floor.

Pinkie and Peter now looked at him too.

"I'm telling mom you cussed in front of guests!" Peter said also pointing a small finger at Nick.

"Peter...go to your room while I sort out, our 'guests'. " Nick ordered becoming unnaturally calm.

Peter pouted.

"But..." He began.

Nick stopped him

"Room, or I take a dump in the toilet and then give you a swirly." Nick stated almost angrily.

Peter rushed up stairs to bed room and slammed his door.

Nick had watched him as he went up the stairs. He then turned to the three pony characters in his room.

He took a deep breath "What is going on!?" He shouted at his three guests.

Celestia was the first to speak

"We were delivered here by a fat man, and you let us out of our crates, now your upset we want to explore this new environment, as I said you are very weird." Celestia explained with an uninterested look.

"Oooh oooh oooh!" Pinkie said raising a hoof in the air.

Nick gave her a 'I'm-pretty-sure-your-on-somethin'-weird'

"Does this look like a class room?" He asked.

Pinkie look around still a large smile plastered on her face then she frowned and looked back at Nick.

"No it looks like....a.....hmmmm......oooh! I know it looks like a....tree!" Pinkie exclaimed happily.

Nick made a puzzled face.

"How in the...." He stopped himself from cursing "....apples does this house look like a tree?!" he asked loudly.

Pinkie still stared at him "I dunno actually.....I guess your the mean hawk that doesn't want anypony eating his squirrels? Or maybe your one of the mean raccoons throwing rocks from the top of the tree? OR maybe your the lazy stallion beneath the tree napping and getting grumpy every time you get woken up! Whatever it is you remind me of a tree!" she exclaimed.

Trixie now cut in on the conversation.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie demands the master bedroom for when its time to sleep!" she demanded.

Pinkie face hoofed. Nick face palmed. Celestia face hoofed.

"You can't call the master bed room when its morning silly!" Pinkie stated.

"Who says!?" Trixie exclaimed.

Celestia now joined in this debate "I'm Royalty so I will take the master bedroom, Trixie will sleep out here on the sofa, and Pinkie will sleep.....can she sleep with you Nick?" Celestia asked.

"I guess so...." Nick was about to say something else when Trixie but in.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie will not sleep on a trashy sofa!" Trixie shouted.

Nick pointed to the sofa. "That's real black leather. That cost my parents 500 bucks!"

Trixie glared at him "I don't care how many apple tree's your parents bucked to get it! I will not sleep on anything but a queen sized bed with my own bathroom with bath tub!"

Nick now glared at her. "Sleep on the sofa or I kick you into the back yard like a dog when its time to sleep!" He shouted now taking  a step towards the small pony. Who now wore a look of fear as Nick towered a foot over her head.

"O-okay, Tr-Trixie will sl-sleep o-on sofa tonight." she whispered in fear.

Nick smiled and backed away.

"There, now lets discuss what we can all do together for entertainment." Celestia said.

Pinkie picked up the manual the Celestia manual and read a random phrase aloud "Why do they call it Molestation? Why not fun time?"

Nick's eyes widened. Celestia's right eye twitched slightly as her pupils dilated.  She turned to Trixie and asked with a big creepy smile, in a near whisper.

"Will you accompany me to the master bed room Trixie? I have a fun game the two of us girls can play....it will be.... yummy..."

Trixie gulped.

Nick forgot the phrase to put Celestia back in NORMAL CELESTIA MODE.

First Trixie took off upstairs, galloping full speed.

Next Celestia took off mere feet behind her.

Then Nick snatched the manual from Pinkie.

Finally Pinkie calmly and happily trotted into the kitchen and began searching for the ingredients for a batch of six cupcakes.

Nick scrambled through the pages looking for where he had seen the phrase for NORMAL CELESTIA MODE. He saw TROLLESTIA MODE, TYRANT MODE, and PANIC MODE. Then he realized that he was on the wrong page. And flipped to the one before and quickly scanned for NORMAL CELESTIA MODE.

Upstairs, came several noises, like things falling over, then a scream.

Trixie had galloped upstairs and hidden in the master bedroom. Molestia didn't know where in the master bed room but she knew Trixie was in there. She could...smell her fear.

Why does everypony always fear me? There has to be somepony who actually likes my games, right? Molestia thought to herself as she looked around the big room. She went the closet and opened the door with magic, then saw the walk in closet was full of crates and dusty boxes. She accidentally toppled one tower of crates. They fell and land on her right front hoof.

She screamed and then extracted her hoof quickly, rubbing the spot where one crate had struck. She heard a slight noise from underneath the bed ans saw the cover's move slightly where they hung low near the floor.

Really? Under the bed? How....stereotypical. Well at least she was easy to find. Molestia thought.

She lowered her head to small portion of the cover that moved and whispered "Hello Trixie."

A screech came through the hanging cover in response. Molestia reached her hooves under the bed and extracted Trixie before she could run. She lifted Trixie up, standing on her rear hooves. She flipped Trixie so, Trixie had to look her in the eyes. She held Trixie in mid air then playfully slammed her on the bed, also crawling on top of her.

"Ready or not here I..." Molestia began as she stood on the bed, over Trixie's defenseless body.

Someone interrupted her. "Stop,cake time!" Pinkie shouted as she brought a large cake into the room. Nick came up behind her Celestia Manual in hand.

Celestia switched back into the NORMAL CELESTIA MODE, and blushed when she realized she was on top of Trixie. She, with an embarrassed look, stepped off of Trixie and the bed. Trixie still breathing heavily and her heart racing got off the bed.

"I-I think I n-need to u-use th-the bathroom." Trixie stuttered.