Cards Against Humans and Ponies of All Kind

"So, what do you girls think?" I asked the six ponies in front of me as I showed them the black box I had in my hands. "You wanna try playing?"

"I do!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie cheerfully, "I love new games!"

"Pinkie," Rainbow Dash began, "We don't even know what it is yet."

"So?" the party pony replied, "That doesn't mean it's not fun!"

Applejack looked curiously at the box. "Hmmm...Cards Against Humanity," she said.

"How does it work?" asked Twilight Sparkle.

"Come on over to the dining room table and I'll teach you how to play," I replied. The seven of us then went into the next room and took respective seats as I placed the box on the table. "Now," I began as I lifted the lid off of the long, rectangular box, "It's pretty simple." I then lifted the black cards out of the box. "This is a fill-in-the-blank game. These black cards contain either a question or something that has a blank in it." I then gestured to the massive amount of white cards at the other end of the box. "These white cards are what we use to fill in the blanks. Once I'm done here," I continued as I placed the white cards in multiple stacks, spreading them around the table so they were within reach of the ponies, "Each of us will take ten cards."

"Well, that sounds simple enough, darling," Rarity spoke.

"Oh, trust me, it is," I replied as I finished setting the table up with all the cards, the stack of black cards being in the very center. "Alright, everyone take ten white cards."

"Umm...do they have to be from the same stack?" Fluttershy asked.

"Nope," I replied, "They can be from anywhere you want." Fluttershy smiled in reply as she reached for the white cards.

The seven of us each soon had a hand, or hoof, whichever applied, of ten cards. I giggled as I looked at mine, but when I looked up, there was complete and utter silence. The Mane 6 each had wide eyes as they looked at their cards. Fluttershy was visibly shaking, and Rarity had a deep, red blush on her cheeks. Twilight and Applejack didn't really do anything but stare at their cards, but the silence broke as Rainbow Dash burst out into laughter and fell backwards. "Ha! Seriously?!?" she exclaimed, "THIS is what we're using to fill in the blanks?!? That's so hilarious!"

Pinkie Pie then let out a few audible giggles. "I agree! This is gonna be so much fun!"

"Oh...oh my..." Fluttershy said, silently.

"I...will second that, darling," Rarity said before looking up at me, "Is this really what I think it is?"

"Mmhmm," I replied, "What the card says is what the card says."

"Oh...well then..." the white unicorn finished.

"So," I began again, "Should we get started?"

"Uhhh...I guess," Twilight said, still taken aback by what her cards read.

"Who's goin' first?" Applejack asked.

"Well, there's a way to figure that out," I explained, "But I'm not sure I want to say it out loud."

"What is it?" Pinkie Pie asked. I leaned over to her ear and whispered the way one would determine the first Card Czar in Cards Against Humanity. When I was finished, her eyes had once again turned to saucers. "YYYYYYeahhhhhh..." she said, drawing out her syllable, "You guys probably won't want to hear what he just told me."

"I think we should just let him go first," said Applejack.

"That okay with all of you?" I asked. All they did was nod. "Alright then, let's get started!"