A Janitor's Duty

Your entire mind was completely blank. It reminded you of that scene from The Matrix except there are no guns sliding in. To make things stranger than they are already, you are greeted by the kid version of princess Luna, whom admit-tingly looked adorable. You were trying to ponder the situation at hand without completely freaking out. Kid Luna then started to speak again.

"So, this is the inside of your mind? I expected it to be...full of dreams and thoughts," she said.

"Yeah...same here," you replied.

You looked all around yourself and cannot see anything in relation to what she said. Just an empty void. If you and Luna were to go anywhere and explore your dreams and memories, you had to think of a way to find them. You asked the little princess about what to do, with her being a dream expert and all.

"So...where do we go from here?" you asked.

"Well," Kid Luna began to answer, "Like I have said before, I have never entered the mind of a human. Usually, a pony's dreams and memories are presented before me already when I enter their conscience. If I am to guess, there must be a way to explore your mind and know where we are going."

You started to think of how this mind expedition could be accomplished. Then it hit you at an instant.

"I got it!" you said, portraying yourself like a scientist who made a remarkable discovery to a problem. "We're in my mind, right? Maybe I can somehow conjure up a pathway that will enable us to explore my dream world. Sound like a plan?"

Kid Luna did like the sound of the idea. She nodded at your plan, giving you the O.K. to think of a path to travel on. So, closing your eyes and thinking real hard, you were imagining a long and narrow pathway. While you were thinking of that, you were hearing the sound of a pencil drawing on paper. You opened your eyes to see that the pathway that you thought of was being sketched right in front of you. After a couple more lines were drawn out, it seemed that the pathway to the dreamworld was ready to be walked on. You looked around to see where her highness went, but she was nowhere to be found, which worried you greatly. You've heard about getting lost in your own thoughts, but to have someone else be lost in them?

That would be quite the mind f**k.

It was then you heard small wings fluttering close to both your ears, and then you felt small legs land on your shoulders. To your relief, it was Kid Luna, who decided to ride piggyback during the journey. Giving a slight chuckle and securing both her legs with your hands, the two of you set off down the pathway towards your dream world.

About a minute later...

You come towards a cave surrounded by evergreen and large oak trees and a sign above the cavern saying "Dream Realm." It was clear that you and the princess were on the right track and began walking inside the cave.

At first the inside was dim and ominous. Kid Luna was holding on tight to your head with her little arms. You were looking left and right and saw nothing but darkness. Suddenly, you and her started hearing a faint noise further down the cavern as it echos from afar. Remaining vigilant, you continued walking deeper and deeper in the cave, the noise getting louder and louder. The two of you then saw a glow in the distance and a shadow moving in it. It was one of your dreams, no doubt, but you were unsure about what dream it specifically was. It was your job to make sure Luna didn't see anything she shouldn't see, but you realized that that may be a little more difficult than you originally thought. Walking carefully now, you proceeded towards the glow that didn't seem to change in size as you were nearing it. You were then standing roughly three feet from the small glowing cloud. The noise was muffled and the shadow was blurry. Both you and Kid Luna were puzzled by the sight.

"Hmm, a small dream. A very small dream, at that," Kid Luna said, breaking the silence between you two. "Do you normally have small dreams like this, human?"

"N-n-no, not really, your highness," you answered. Even you were confused on why you were presented with such a small little cloud of a dream. You were certain that this couldn't have been all that you had in store. "Maybe..." you reached out with one hand and proceeded to touch the cloud. The moment your finger touched the surface, the entire cloud exploded in a ginormous blast, both you and Kid Luna caught in the radius. You both covered your eyes with one arm to prevent any dust from hitting them.

After the blast, you and her opened your eyes and were shocked to see what was all around you.

It was like you guys were in a large dome, as your most precious dreams and thoughts, big and small, were circling around you. You could hear voices from one dream, and the same from another. This indeed was something out of a fantasy movie. Kid Luna fluttered off your shoulders and was standing in awe, looking at all the various dreams and memories that were presented before her. The look in her eyes was surprising. Her overly joyous expression was never seen by anyone, and yet, there you were, examining it first hand. The sparkle in her eyes, her drooping jaw, her fully erect wing-boner . She wanted to see what it was like in the mind of a human, but she would never have guessed it would be this tremendous. However, it was then one dream caught the corner of her eye.

She turned to look at it, and first noticed that it was two figures engaging in intercourse. She couldn't really tell who the couple was at first, but then noticed that the lady figure had wings, much like she did. Her hair was flowing and sparkling, just like hers. The figure then let out a pleasurable moan, signaling that she was climaxing. Her body then laid on top of the man figure's, and the image began to clear. The first thing that showed was an image of a crescent moon on the lady's fla-- wait a f**king minute.

Kid Luna now had no doubt in her mind that it was herself, in her normal adult form, laying on top of who appeared to be...you.

She turned her head to you, blush practically glowing on her cheeks, while your face was completely flushed.

"Is....is this how you truly feel about me?" she asked, pointing to the dream she had just witnessed.

You didn't know what to do now. You felt like you were going to sh*t your pants at any moment. All that you knew was that you had one job, and you couldn't even do that. So, letting out a regretful sigh, you looked at her and began to tell the truth.

*Sigh* "Yes, your highness. Yes, it is. When I saw you for the first time, I had no words to describe your beauty. No matter how hard I tried, I could never get you off my mind. You were always there, in my dreams. But perhaps I put you in the wrong kind of dreams. It's just who I am, princess. It's what I've always been thinking about every time I look at you. I bet you think of me already as those perverted colts who care only what you look like on the outside. I couldn't blame you at all for thinking that. I know that you may not care about it, but I just want you to know that I'm very, very sorry you had to see all of that. If this means that I can't see you ever again, then so be it."

You began to walk away from Kid Luna, completely disappointed that what she saw was the thing you never wanted her to see. Before you could take more than a few steps, you felt a hand lay on your right shoulder. It wasn't small like Kid Luna's. You then turned to see the princess of the night, grown up and...without any sort of clothing on. Blush was forming onto your cheeks by just seeing her au naturale. She had the same gloom expression you had before. Then, looking at you with those dark turquoise eyes of hers, she started to speak.

"You know, when I saw that dream, I began thinking you as that; someone who really doesn't care how I feel and only wants my body for sexual purposes. Maybe that is true about you, but there is one thing that sets you apart from every other colt."

"What is it?" you asked.

Luna replied, "You are...honest about yourself. That is something I have not seen in a very long time from any pony. You are different, but I believe that it is good that you are. Just like...me." Upon saying this, a tear began rolling down from her right eye, and then her left. A small smile could be seen on her face, and you began to do the same.

"Let's get out of here," you said softly, the whole place surrounding the two of you beginning to sparkle and brighten up. Luna pulled you towards her, her breasts squishing against your chest, and before exiting your mind, she gave you a pleasant kiss on your lips.

You opened your eyes, gasping for a deep breath of air. Sitting straight up, you could feel sweat running down your brows and chest. You then smelled smoke coming from your chest. Taking a quick look, you could see that the ritual symbol had been burned onto your body. It didn't hurt to touch it, but it felt warm.

Guess you could consider it a tattoo without the painful process.

You began to look around yourself, noticing that you were still in princess Luna's chambers, and the moon still shining from outside the balcony's open doors. You were wondering how much time had passed during your little mind trip. You felt like it was at least an hour or two. You then turned your attention to Luna, who had also just woken up. You were happy that the both of you got out safely without anything catastrophic happening in the process. The princess then turned her head to you, letting that same smile form on her face. The both of you sat on the bed, not saying a word for several seconds. You decided to break the ice.

"Well, I must say. That was an...interesting experiment we did," you said, rubbing the back of your head.

"Y-y-yes. Indeed it was," Luna replied.

The two of you were feeling more and more awkward, until you decided to stand up from the bed and grab your shirt from the floor. Turning to the princess, you said:

"I....guess I should start heading to my chambers now. Got a big day ahead of me, and stuff...See you at the ball, maybe?"

"Oh, most certainly, dear human," she replied in a rather nervous tone.

You put your white penny tee on and began walking out the door and into the hallways, but before completely exiting Luna's chambers, you turned to her one last time.

"Oh, and with what happened tonight, don't worry. The secret --"

"--is safe with me," the both of you said almost simultaneously. A small blush was on both of your faces. Weird to say, but you could feel the awkwardness lingering in the air. Letting off a slight chuckle, you grabbed the door knob and pulled the door closed. Shaking your head to rid yourself of that...interesting moment, you returned to your journey to your room so that you can earn yourself a good night's rest.

As you were walking down the halls, the moonlight still beaming through the windows, you started to hear faint whispers. You turned around to see if anyone was behind you, but ominously, there was no one. You were beginning to feel tense and uneasy, the whispers somehow getting louder. You decided to walk a little faster towards your door, the whispers now becoming different voices inside your head. You didn't know why this was happening, but you wanted it to stop. You were now running towards your room, praying that the voices stop. When you reached the door to your room, you rapidly opened it and slammed it right behind you, the voices stopping immediately. Breathing heavily, you slowly went to your sink and mirror, a dim light shining over your face. You tried to see if there was anything wrong with you. You checked your eyes, the inside of your mouth, the standard procedure to see if you were sick in any way, shape or form. After seeing that everything seemed fine to you, you washed your face with cold water.

After drying off with a used towel, you took a look at your reflection one last time, seeing the same face that you saw this morning. You were hoping that the 'thought experiment' didn't have a serious side affect to it or else there could be a problem. Taking off your flip-flops and wearing only your undergarments, you slowly lied on your bed, the rusty springs being as loud as they could be, and pulled the stained blanket over yourself. Turning off the sink light, you proceeded to close your eyes and go to sleep.

You were back in Luna's chambers, this time in your fancy tux with the bow tie loosened. The princess was in her bed, completely nude, waiting for you to join her. Your clothes dissolved away and you jumped right onto the bed. Then the both of you began embracing each other, pleasure running through each other's bodies. It was until the princess of the sun intervened in the matter, completely full of rage by what she is witnessing. She was so angry that she blasted a beam of light that hits your right shoulder. The pain was intense, but then you find yourself in a hospital bed, Celestia being sorry for what happened to you. So sorry that in fact you were suddenly in her chambers and she was riding you cowgirl style. The both of you reach the climax and felt each other's bodies against one another. It was then you could hear the sound of insect wings fluttering away and the sound of glass breaking. You go to see that a window in the hallway was shattered by whatever was escaping. You were unsure about what was going on at the time, but then you heard a loud ringing in your ears. What was weird was that it sounded like an alarm clock.

You opened your eyes wide and the ringing had stopped. You looked around your room to see if anything represented an alarm clock, only to see the same shattered remains of your previous one lying on the floor.

I really gotta clean that up, you thought. You started to rub the side of your forehead and run your fingers through your short hair.

*Ugh* "What time is it?" you wondered. You looked at the bottom of your door to see a bit of sunlight breaking through. Getting out of the bed, you opened your door a slight bit to see that the sun was barely rising over the hills. It seems that you managed to wake up earlier than usual. You didn't know why, but after quietly closing the door, you decided to get ready for work. So, grabbing a towel and your toothbrush, you proceeded to your assigned bathroom...or so you thought...