You're a human. You're a human who discovered a portal. You're a human who stepped into the portal and ended up in the land of Equestria, or specifically, an alternate version of said land. You're a human who was now homeless and unemployed, but was luckily hired by the royal sisters in Canterlot. It sounded like the best opportunity you've ever had and took it instantly. It was only when you went there you discovered the job they had given you was possibly the worst job you've ever gotten.

You were the new janitor of Canterlot…