
Life of the Party
Pina Colada is not having a good night; spontaneous transformations tend to cause that.
Hi, I'm Pina Colada, and I'm a pony.
And a pinata.
It's complicated.
Let me just tell you one thing. Do NOT eat sandwiches with blue flowers in them. EVER.



3082 words: Estimated 15 minutes to read
2 Chapters:
- Pinata Colada 2015-09-12 05:16:12 UTC1753
- Hang(up)over 2015-09-13 23:18:10 UTC1329