WAY Out of place

I shoved Twilight through the doorway and dashed in slamming the door behind us. Kian stood there with eyes widened and a mouth slightly slack. He could of sworn he saw past Twilight tail a semi-white splattering down her leg. Of what, he could only imagine. He slowly walked toward the kitchen, not entirely hungry anymore.

"Wassup?" Spike asked as Kian walked in.

"I just, uh... give me a second." He said walking past toward the refrigerator. He worked his hoof around the handle and opened it, pulling out the large jug with the picture of an orange on it. He picked it up via his mouth by the handle and set it down on the floor, closing the door. He sat down and gripped the lid with his teeth and twisted until it came off. Holding it from both sides with his hooves he lifted it up, bringing the spout to his mouth and leaned back. The acidic juice poured down his throat, burning at his tongue. He chugged down half of it before stopping and letting out a disgusted groan. He set the jug down, replacing the lid and moving it to the counter.

"You okay?" Spike asked worriedly.

Kian set his head down on the counter beside the orange juice. "I really don't want to know what I just saw coming out of Twilight's...Gyeeaghgh." He shuddered, growning disgustedly.

"Oh, that." Spike said sighed uninterestedly while gnawing on the gem he was holding. "I guess I'm happy for Twilight now that she has a special somepony or whatever it's called, but why do they have to be so loud at night? I could barely sleep."

"Wait, they were--while you were--eeugh!"

"I don't really care, as long as I can sleep through it and not hear any of it, I really don't care." He sighed.

"You're fine with it?" Kian asked uncomfortably.

"Not really, I just try to ignore it. Geez can Twilight be loud."

"You do know what they were up to, right?" Kian asked curiously.

"Yeah, I know." Spike exhaled irritatedly. "Why does everyone think because I'm small that I don't know things. I know stuff. I hear Rarity talking about things. But I kinda wish I didn't." He said looking depressedly at his breakfast of gems.

"I kinda know how you feel." Kian said staring at the table. "I swear my brother must think I don't have a clue and I did fine a few nights ago. I mean she wasn't complaining so whatever."

Spike only shrugged and continued chewing his gem thoughtfully. "So what are you gonna do today?"

"I don't know." Kian sighed. "Maybe see what Pinkie's up to. Maybe do some exploring of this place. I dunno, you?"

"Probably stay here. I think Twilight might get some studying done today so she'll probably need me."

"There really isn't much for us, is there?" Kian asked thoughtfully.

"Nope."

"What d'you think everyone else is up to?" Kian asked out of boredom.

The light poured through the living room window mercilessly as it blinded Jeremy who lied upside down on the couch of his complimentary apartment he shared with Justin.

"The fuck happened?" He asked himself looking around.

Across the room Justin was fast asleep, snoring loudly into the enormous whole in the wall they made last night jackass style. They say don't do this at home but who really gives a fuck? He slid down off the couch and stumbled over to Justin, kicking him with a hoof.

"Hey bro, let's go mess around."

Justin was startled awake from the kick and flopped around on the floor. "Huh? What? Ponies!"

"Chill man, let's go screw around some more."

"Don't know." Spike shrugged.

"Welp, I don't have anything else. Later." He said trotting out the kitchen into the main library and out the door.

"Uh, later I guess." Spike said to the empty room. "Ponies." He sighed

Kian walked down the street looking around Ponyville. He used what little of it he retained from the past few days to his advantage. At least he was confidant he could find his way back to the library. That was good, right? He walked past a few of the nearby shops, seeing just what things he could find in case of future need. Then again, what would he really need? Something to toughen him up for sure. Geez can Pinkie take it out of you.

Nothing really of interest. He thought passing them by. Who would sell quills and sofas in the same shop? Wouldn't quills belong with a book shop and sofas with a furniture shop? "Wait, why do I even care. These are ponies, things are beyond backwards." He asked himself. "Forget it." He continued on into the marketplace. He noticed a few broken stands and the ponies that ran them selling from tables and baskets in front of them.

One had an earth mare with a cream coat with a two toned dark red and light pink mane along with a few bundles of roses. "How did that happen?" He asked her looking at the wreckage.

"Some Unicorn was hanging from a Pegasus' tail and they flew through it. He even took one of my roses."

"Why is everything around here so freakin' weird?" He groaned walking off. "There's gotta be something wrong with you if you do that kind of stuff."

He walked on through the market looking around. At least they sold normal things out here. It reminded him of the time he went to the farmers market. Fruits, vegetables, and some other things as well. "I guess this part's normal enough." He thought as he finally made it to the other end. He doubled back and left, looking around to see what else there was. He spotted something familiar among the shops. A large gingerbread house with a sign hanging over the door depicting a cupcake. Sugar Cube Corner.

"Might as well." He thought walking over to it. He pushed through the door, a small bell ringing overhead, to find no one there. "Uh...Hello?" He called out into it.

"Just a minute." He heard someone call back from the kitchen area. A Plump blue Earth pony mare with a pink mane walked out carrying a large cake and set it down on the front counter. "Can I help you?"

"Is Pinkie here?" He asked. "Is that Pinkie's mom?" He wondered.

"Sorry, she left a little while ago with some of her friends. If she comes back I'll tell her somepony was looking for her."

"Well uh, thanks I guess." He said leaving. "And I officially have nothing to do. Woohoo, go pony world."