The MLR/Equestria Shitfest

Once upon a tiem, Kyoga was at his house on the uinternetz, whewm (that was supposed to say when) a phone booth crashed through his wall.

“Wghat the fuck?” exclaimed Kyoga.

(Authors note: I have no clue what the hell “Dr.Who is about, so I will not even attempt to give Dr.Whooves dialogue).

Dr.Whooves walked off complainindg. Kyoga then invited all of his brony friends over. Orange Crème, Chromatic (hell yeah, that’s me!) , L:egion, Emp (who happens to be a wizard), and (oh wait, that’s all of the oCs, shit.

(Authors note: Im not using the backspace key, so all screw ups shall stay there)

“Goddamn Chromatic Legion said”. Why do you have to put so many authors notes?”

“Its my story, who gives an fuck?”

“You should have let me write this story Chromatic, it would be so much better…”

“Who are you colts?” asked a gray mare.

The mare had a yellow mane, gray coat, and wall eyes (or whatever the hell to term is). “What am I (that was supposed to say where)”

“Oh myt god, its Derpy!” excalaimed the bronies.

Then, the bronies took Derpy into the phone botth thingy and started interrogating her.

“How did you get her?”

“Are you gay?”

“Shes hot. Lets rape here.”

“Hey, what the hell is wrong with you Legion?” Then, everyone beat the shit out of Legion and he nearly died.

Chromatic accidentaly kicked a lever. “Ow, what the fck did I just hit/”

He then backed into Kyoda, whoknocked over theOrange Crème. Then, the phone booth thongy fell over anf broke the 4th wall.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” they all collectively screamed.

(Authoirs note: The phone booth thingy laned on my bed, stuff happened, and then it went to Equestria.)

Meanwhile, Dr.Whooveshad just woken up. He had passed out earlier. “What happened?” Surveying the chaos, he noticed that the phone booth thingy was gine. “Fuck.”(Wow, that was out of character.)

Backi in Equestria, Kyoga and the others woke up. “What the fuck happened?”
“I think were still in the phone booth thingy.”
They opened the door and steeped outside. What they saw nesxt was a town full of ponies. As in, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic ponies. “Fuck I’m high.” Said Cghromatic. Orage crème then pulled out 50 kilos of marijuana. “I have more drugs thjan you Chromatic.”
“Wait a second” Kyoga said. “I think that we are in Equestria, and I think that we are ponies!”
“How come everything he just said was spelled correctely by th author? Said a red colt.” He was very large in comparison to the other ponies. “Hi, mah names Big Mac”
“Hello” respondeded everyone except Derpy and Kyoga.

Derpy and Kyoga were looking between big Macs legs. They were trying to see if Big Mac lived up to his name (get it?). Kyoga and Derpy were drooling as they stared. Then, they glanced at each other. Shit, this would be a competition.

Meanwhile, Chromatic was listen to Cannibal Corpse music and headbanging. Ponies who saw him would turn around and say “hs mother must not have loved him…” Legion had recovered from when he had gotten the shit kicked out of him. He then got into a fight with Chromatic. Chromatic and Legiuon vigorousely fought as a dust cloud formed atroyund them. This dust cloud then drifted off towards Canterlot.Orange Crème followed the dust cloud yelling about how much better he was at fighting than Chromatic.

Emp was staring at Derpy’s plot. “Dat ass!” Derpy didn’t even notice, because she was still tryong to see Big Macs cock
“Are you two ok? Youre acting funny” said Big Mac.. He couldn’t tell what they were doping at all. “Ya both need rewst. Follow me to Sweetapple Acres. I’ll let you two crash there. Besides, I have a surpise for yall.”

“Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss” replied Dery and Kyoga in seductive tones. They despersately wanted to fuck Big Mac. Emp followed them. Emp though Derpy, Big Mac, and Kyoga weer sexy, so he thought he would use his wizard powers to start a giant orgy. “This has to work” Emp said. “If not, I will raep them…”

They all walked off towards Sweet Apple Acres with Big Mac, horny, ad wonderinging what he was planning.

End Chapter One