The MLR/Equestria Shitfest

Chromatic and Legion were still fighting, when suddenly the dust cloud of their brawl crashed into teh staue of Discord, and he was freed once again. “Oh fuck, said Legion”. “Yay, I love Discord!” exclaimed Chromatic. Chromatic and Discord then started a giant moshpit in Canterlot.

Meanwhile, Big Mac, Emp and Derpy arrived at Sweat Apple Acres. It was empty for some reason. “Where did mah family go? Asked Big Mac”:

Big Mac then noticed a note on the bar door. Granny Smith died. Applebloom and I are raping the lifeless body. Brb.

“That’s is very unlike mah sister todo something like that…” said Big Mac as he hastily tore down the note and atempteded to hide it. “Looks like we’re are gonna be alone for the time being. Anytghing yoall want ta do?”

“I want to lather you long, erected peni9s with my tounge, swallow every ounce of cum in you, and eat out your ass!” yelled Emp.

“Don’t forget me!”

“I asked first!”

“Hell no, I did!”

“I’ll let you fuck my eyesockets!” screamed Derpy.

Big Mac was confused. He like having weird sex, but with three other ponies? Besides, the only other colt he had ever beene with was Braeburn.

“Ah, umm, have to go buck some apples. Umm, see ya. Eeyup.” Said Big Mac before running off. However, Emp used his wizard powes to teleport Big Mac closer tro them. Big Mac continued running in the opposte direction.

“No, don’;t raep me!”

“Your rexsistance only makes me penises harder.” Said Emp.

Kyoga was confused by that statement. “Wait, you said penises. Was that Chromatic’s third grade grammar, or –“ Kyoga wascut off as Emp summoned tentacles. The tentacles grabbed Derpy, Kyoga and Big Mac all at the sametiem. The tentaels tore off theyre clothing (which consisted of socks, since socks on ponies is sexy). “Damn, my socks!”

Suddenly, the tencles came all over them before entering. All were covered in sweat and semen. What could Chromatic do to possibly make this story any worse? wondered Derpy.

Suddenly, all OC characters in the story became alicorns. “No fucking way!” yelled Kyoga.

Emp was shocked by this change. His tentacles disappeared. “Oh shit.”

All three raep victis beat the shit out of Emp. Emp lived, but only because he was a wizard. They then licked the blood from Emps mangled body and went inside. Poor Emp, forever alone.

Meanwhile, Chromatic and Discord were raising all hell on Canterlot. Legion had sided with Celestia on this one. An epic battle began to take place. Discord caused cotton candy clouds to rain chocolate milks. Chromatic (who is npow an Alicorsn) got into a guitar battle with Luna. Luna was good at shredding, but Chromatic borrowed John Petruccis epic skills momentarily and won. Legion was off having sex with Screwball in a corner. Celestia wasn’t actually doing anything productive. “Its no big deal…”

Outside of Sweet Apple Acres, Trixie found the body of Emp. Recoggnizing him as a wizard, she broungth him with her into the Everfree forest. “Ill nurse him back to health, and then destroy Twilight Sparkle!” cackled Trixie demonically.

End Chapter Too

"Hold the fuck on!" scream Shallow Thought. "You forgot to use my OC in the story!"

"Ok," said Chromatic."I'll get you in next chapter. Just a quick question, do you have a piss fetish?..."