The MLR/Equestria Shitfest

"Fuck dis siht! I qwit the fandom!" yelled Facade.

"Lol, doche."

Facade had his work copied by an artist he had previous collab with. Now that I mentoned that, he got trolled so bad.

Meanwhile, Kyoga and Derpy was buttraeping Big Mac in the back of the TARDIS.

"Keep it down, I'm trying to teim traveld. said Chromatic"

Suddenly, Kyoga ejaculated and a stream of sperm landed on a controll panel thing. It burst into flames.

Oh fuck"

Everyone jumped out of the TARDIS as it exploded. K3WRO died in the explosion. Nobody gave a fuck because he was dressed as 60s Spiderman.

"Where the fuck are we?"

The room was dark, damp, and otherwise depressive. The walls were lined with the heads of dead foals and guitars made from the bones and flesh of past ponies.

"Hey look, we're in my room 20 min before I start writing the fic." said Chromatic.

Suddenly, Emp gives Belgerum the bedroom eyes. In ten seconds flat, they are having sex on Chromatic's bed. Chromatic didn't give a fuck.

We need to simply talk to myself before I write the fic. Nothing can go wrong.

"Stop! Chromatic, what have you done?" exclaimed Doctor Whooves.

"Lolfag"

Chromatic threw Doctor Whooves onto the bed, where he vanished into the mess of tentacle sex between Belgerum and Emp. He got raeped.

The tentacles began to engulf the room, pulling in Derpy, Big Mac, Kyoga, Facade, Wu Long Cha, Indigo sectrum, Deep Thought, Legion, Trixie, and every other living OC.

Everypony gets raeped.

Suddenly, past Chromatic walks in. "What the actual fuck?"

Past Chromatic commited suicide.

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Chromatic and every OC was wiped from existence ityself.

They all died.

Did you hear that? Everypony died!!!!

They fucking died!!!

Do you feel any better for reading this?!

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The End