The MLR/Equestria Shitfest

Hitlker was shouting about Fegeleins antics in Germanicismish inside of the TARDIS still.

"Damn, my dick hurts from all dem hoes..." groaned PrinceWhatevereer, who requested to be in the story.

Chromatic facehoofed so hard that he became unconcious, and his body slumped to the floor. When Chromatic woke up, nothing was different... except thet Datcord was now in teh TARDITIS. The combonation of Fegelein and Discord in the same rom was to intense and it began to shit marshmalows form underground clouds made of pubic hair. Facade began to eat the marshemellows. "This is only a little tasteless!" exclaimed Facade sarcasticicallally.

In an effort to put a literal pun into the title of the stroyyy, CelestiA got ass implants. Her plot was now larger than Luna's moon (did you se wat I did there$).

Then Kyoga got a boner and tried to rape Celestia and Big Mac, but missed. His erected dick lands inside K3WRO's OC's anus. Fuck my live, another oC!? Then Beat Match gots a bonner. He bent over and started to suvk his own dick. Suddenly, he ejaculated into his own mouth and began to choke on semen.

"Noooo! Youre not supposed to die until chapter 6!" scream Chromatic as he tried to perform CPR. However, he should have used the himeleck maneuvor instead. Thus Beat Mach died of chocking and internal blood loss. All because he tried to blow himself.

"We can't just leave him out of the story. He mighted be a OC, but he didn't even get a full chapter yet." argued Kyoga.

"Wait, I know.."

Meanwhile at Bronycon...

"Oh man, this is way better than that Lyra plushie. An actual stuffed pony! Just like the ones on the show, only a different color. Probably someone'sd OC."

"Dude, why does it smell like formaldahyde?"

"Eww, you damn clopers. Fucking furries. GTFO! You are ruining the fandom."

Note: If you are a brony who doesn't tolerate furries or cloppers, then how are you loving and tolerating? I think that even though this story is a mess, there is a moral to be learned. Love and tolerate. Or at least tolerate. I get tired of those bronies who hate you if you are in that weird part of the fandom. A true brony won't hold something silly like r34 against you. Just a thought.

Also note: Tolerate doesn't mean you have to join them, but it does mean that you shouldn't hate them. They're just different from you. Give them a break.

Also note: I do not endorse necrophilia. If you or someone you love has died, don't rape them.

Now back to the actual story...[

"Hey Chromatic, do you think that Tiarawhy is really going to enjoy that plushie?"

"I used lot's of formaldahyde and lysol. In a week, it should smell good as new. Or old, I gues..."

"Hey wait a second, you didn't ask for my permission to add me to teh story!" obkjected Tiarawhy.

"Fuck..."

Before a lawsuit could be filed, Chromatic got into teh TaRDIS with all of the OC's except Tiarawhy (including the now dead Beat Match). "I can't get sued by Tiaeawhy, I love his/her works.

"Are you fucking kidding me Chromatic! Tiarawhy is obviously a- well. Fuck, I've never met the person. I don't even go on Tumblr that much except for clopping." said Emp.

"I can't see it." said K3WRO.

"See what?"

"The fuck I was supposed to give."

Note: K3WRO is now dressed as 60s spiderman.

...

"Seriously?"

1 horribly overused meme later...

"Ponies in socks!"

"Damn you, you're delaying the plot deve,lopement!!!"

Another horribly overused meme later...

"What does the scout have to say about the number of dislike this fic will have when it's finished?"

"It's over 9000!"

"Goddammit!!!"

Yet another horribly overused meme later...

Since Chromatic was tired of seeing the same memes appearing everywhere, he decided to time travel back to the date the first chapter was written. His new goal was simple: prevent himself from ever writting this fanfiction.

"Wait a secxond, why can't yoy just cancel the fic and delete it?"

"I have an obligation to all of my haters out therwe." *subtle wink to people who hit the dislike button*

"But Chromatic, you hit the dislike button. You were the first person to dislike this fic."

"AALALALALLALLALALALALAALLALA IM NOT LISTENING!!!!"

Before Deep Thought could onject, Facade hit a button and the TARDIS went back in time.

:"Wghat the fuck Facade! I was supposed to hit the button. Are we having an identity crisis?"

"is acually Dolan."

'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

2 "I'm getting bored of these memes, where is the damn story?" later...

Derpy just happened to be raping Big Mac in a corner when Big Mac broke out of his hoofcuffs. Unforunately, he tripped on a book that Twilightb had been reading. He flew through the air, and landed on Kyoga, who proceeded to rape him. Derpy joined again. Seemews poor Big Mac is doomed to be a sex slave to Derpy and Kyoga.

Trixe and Emp, who were turned on by this, began sexuical intercourse.

Nico hasn't has sex yet dies.

Legion and Chromatic decide that the stopry has too much sex and too little drugs, so Chromatic pulls 100 kilos of weed out of his back poscket and they both get high. However, 3 kilos of the weed were laced with PCP...

"Uh-oh" said Deep Thought, realizing that they might have a bad trip and kill everyone. "I have to help them!"

Deep Thought gave them Vodka to counteract thew drugs and it didn't work.

End Chapeter 5