Joel, The Element of Badassery

           In the clouds, on the way to the other mane five who we're about to enter a large cave, was a good time to strike up some conversation. Joel had already mad the connection to the ponies from the show, but none the less referred to them by their main color.

          "So what brings you here," The cyan pony asks. "The names Rainbow Dash by the way."

          "Joel's the name," Joel responded. "And to be quite honest, I have NO fucking clue." Dash looked quite taken aback by Joel's vulgarity, but continues to speak nonetheless.

          "What's that's device on your back?" She asked, changing the subject from the stardard meet and greet. Joel responded by quickscoping a nearby bird.

          "Holy shit!" Dash exclaimed, swearing as Joel did. Joel just smiled and put it back sling on his side with his magic.

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Dash landed quite abruptly, not accounting for the extra passenger. The scenery was beautiful, being in the mountains and by a dark cave and all.

"What are we doing here," Joel asked. "Names Joel." He said interrupting himself to declare himself among the six ponies before him.

"Well," Dash said, ignoring Joel's question. "Time for a pep talk."