Joel, The Element of Badassery

          "Ok guys, these eggsheads have given us a lot of trouble in the past," Dash said, referring to the guardpony. "Does anypony need anything off this guy? Or can we bypass him?"

          "I think Joel needs something from this guy," Applejack said, referring to the same guardpony

          "He needs that armor. Isn't he a unicorn?"

          "Yeah, but that will help him heal better. He'll have more mana." Fluttershy said.

          "Celestia..." Rarity exclaimed

          Joel meanwhile was staring into the cave. It whispered to him...

          "Ok, what we'll do, I'll run in first, Gather all the eggs. We can kinda just blast them all down," Twilight said.

          "I will user intimidating shout to kinda scatter them so we won't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once When my shouts done I'll need Rarity to come in and drop her spell too So we can keep them scatterd, not fight too many. When she is done, Joel needs to run in, do the same thing." Dash said.

          "We're gonna need divine intervention." Fluttershy whispered

          "On Fluttershy, so they can AE, so we can of course get them down fast Cause we're bringing all these guys, I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't get them down quick I think it's a pretty good plan, we should go pull it off this time," Dash said. "What do you think Twilight? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

"Yeah, give me a sec," Twilight responded. "Im coming up with 32.33, repeating of course, precent of survival"

"That's a lot better then we usually do..." Dash says.

          "-Alright, thumbs up, lets do this, Joooel Basar!" Joel screamed out of nowhere, running into the cave.

          "Oh my Celestia, he just ran in." Fluttershy said weakly.

          "Save him -Oh Dash -Stick to the plan!" Twilight screamed, directing the rest into the cave.

          "Oh Celestia, let's go let's go!" Applejack shouted .

          Inside the cave, it was a frenzy. Huge bat creatures attacked them from everywhere.

          "Stick to the plan, stick to the plan!" Twilight screamed again.

          "Oh Fluttershy, oh fuck. Do divine intervention!" Rarity called

          "I can't do that with all these distractions!" She whined referring to the creatures.

          "I can't move, I can't move -What the hell?" Applejack called out.

          "I can't AE -Oh my Celestia." Said Twilight, giving up.

          "I don't think you can cast with that shit -Oh my Celestia" Rarity explained

          "Oh my Celestia." Said Applejack.

          "Celestia dammit Joel. Celestia dammit" Twilight criticized.

          "Joel you moron." Fluttershy joined in.

          "I'm trying. It's not my fault." Joel called back.

          "Joel, you are just stupid as hell." Rarity said

          "At least I have chicken..." Joel said taking a fairly large bite of Scootaloo.