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"Please get better, Orion...I'm so sorry that all of this happened. I never meant for you to get hurt, I hope you can forgive me for all of this..."

"Mmmwhm..."

I've heard all of this before...I know what this is! All of this has happened before...But...Why!? How!?

What the fuck is going on here!?

...That voice, I know Iv'e heard it, quite recently none the less! So why can't I remember why!? Come to think of it, I can only recall so much of my life right now. I know my name is Orion, I'm twenty one, soon to be twenty two, and from the Los Angeles area...So what happened last night, and who's sweet angelic voice was that...Did she kiss me while I slept...?

Was it? Twilight Sparkle!? That's who that was...The sweet voice of Tara Strong! But that's not possible, it couldn't be real!

Am I even breathing? Am I even alive? I think I need some rest...Or some medical attention...

"Wakie wakie Orion, you have a lot to do...You have to get up! "

My own thoughts can't even be trusted...As soon enough I'll have to ignore the voices that continuously rage in my head... The voice, that echoes loudly, almost as if it's a powerful spirit of some sort! It sounds so familiar...Sounds like a mare named...-

SCREWBALL!

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"Orion? What is it?"

I wake up startled to the worried voice of Twilight Sparkle, and sure enough I realize that I'm not crazy! I've been hearing Twilight talk to me all night long, and it wasn't my dreams. I was actually lying with the purple pony herself, a godamn princess of Friendship! Not only is this awkward as fuck, because I have no idea what she's doing with me, but I stare down at the blankets to see that she and I are completely nude...

I lean down and reach around to find my boxers and jeans at the edge of the bed; I then stop and think to myself of all the possible events that could have led me here...and I have to ask...

"What happened last night? Where the hell am I?"

"Don't you remember, silly? We all had a big party!? All of Ponyville was here, and even Princess Celestia herself came to make you a certified citizen of Equestria!"

...Pinkie Pie?

I stop and look behind me, only to realize that Twilight Sparkle isn't the only mare present here...

"Yeah, you seemed pretty legit last night, Orion. It takes a lot to make me cum, so you really must've been doing me right!"

Rainbow Dash shouts while gracefully trotting in from the Castle Balcony, fully clothed and just as sassy as I remember. I then breathe slowly, as a cute sound is emitted from Twilight, her wings expanding and hooves wrapping around me for a close hug. I then stop to rationalize the mares, and decide on when the hell I had accompanied these ponies; I clearly was not in the Libary, and Twilight had her wings, making it seem as if I was in late Season 4...Hmm, I assumed these mares are the same, if not one year, older than I am. I honestly have no comprehension of normal time in this strange new world, though...I had to ask, just to feel assured morally!

"Uh, Twilight, how old are you exactly?"

"Heh, you didn't seem too interested about our age last night, Orion. Don't worry, all us mares are twenty two, if your time goes by Celestial years also...The only underage one here is my loyal dragon, friend, Spike."

The shocking truth then slaps me in the face, as not only are Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie lying next to me, but Rainbow Dash is in on this too! I take a while to rationalize the situation I am currently in...

A twenty one year old Brony stuck in Equestria with no way home and three cuddly mares at my disposal...

I MUST BE DEAD AND THIS IS HEAVEN!

"You must've partied harder than we thought, Orion...Let's get you some breakfast!"

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"Well you see Derpy, there was a massive galactic storm last night at the celebration that Princess Celestia attended...It was so grand that my whole laboratory suffered electrical interference, neigh, all of Ponyville was affected! "

"But Doctor, I can't seem to remember last night! I know I was at the party...But all I can remember were the muffins. Why is that? Am I such a ditzy doo that I forgot it all?"

...The Doctor remained speechless to Derpy's questions, his mane ruffled as he adjusted the giant hour glass that sat in his lab. A quick shuffling of the sand and a few blinks later, Doctor Whooves had made an astounding discovery...

"Derpy...I have no bloody idea why this is happening!? If we don't get to the bottom of this mess, I fear all of Equestria may reset into a repeating paradox of pure bollocks! We must inquire Orion about his origins..It is vital to our universe's safety."

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"So you're saying you don't remember ANYTHING from last night? Not even the cuddles, kisses, or...intimate relations we had?"

Twilight says to me while putting a hoof on my hand, a sincere look across her nervous face as she gazes at me. I then feel a strange emotion as I gaze down at her pajamas, a silky see through material that forces me to turn away from her...As I can't even bare to think of how much sin was going through my mind.

I stare down at the Crystal Table and the plate of sunny side up eggs presented to me, hoof cooked by Twilight herself. She had done so much for me, and here I was, not even capable of answering her questions...I had to give her something, I had to try to recall something! Especially due to the fact that Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack were now present too.

"Uh...Well I do remember...Some of the intimate relations- Ahem! I don't recall meeting Celestia, or being honored Equestrian citizenship...Or meeting your friends..."

SQUEE!

"Well it's always nice to meet new friends, especially the ones that fall from the sky. I've never seen another homosapien in Ponyville before."

Fluttershy chimes in, a calm and sweet tone in her voice as she gives me a beautiful smile. I stop and think for a second, as I recall Twilight apologizing to me while I slept...

She was sorry for causing me pain and hoped I could forgive her...I had to ask, or at least I would've asked if Rarity hadn't beaten me to it.

"Twilight, how exactly did you discover Orion, anyhow? I remember hearing the story last week but we were a little busy with a dreadful creature attack...Do explain."

"Sure Rarity, I can recall it like it was yesterday! I was learning an unfinished Friendship Spell that was discarded long ago...A spell that Princess Celestia herself had studied!

I found the rest of the phrases from a ripped page of Star Swirl the Bearded's old manuscript. I read it outside while gazing up at the night sky, as the spell required the energy of a certain constellation...Next thing I knew I saw Orion fall from a portal in the sky, and was attending to his injuries."

"Ooh! I remember that! We waited a whole month before Orion said a single word, and then we scheduled a celebration with the Princess...and then yesterday happened, and now it's today!"

Pinkie Pie cheerily said, basically bringing me up to speed with all the events that I had missed. It all seemed so familiar yet something seemed a little off, some event that kept fucking with my mind!

"C'mon now, Orion! Ya'll better eat up that there breakfast. We have a lot to do today, sugarcube, and you'll need plenty of energy."

Applejack said with an attitude that sure as hell gave me an appetite! My only question being, what the hell were WE going to do today?

Regardless of my thoughts, I am then hoofed a fork and a napkin, ready to dig into the most delicious sunnyside-up eggs ever! Within three minutes I had ingested both eggs and was now chewing on some delicious cold, crisp celery. I wash down the nutritious snack with a glass of orange juice, meanwhile Pinkie gives me a curious stare.

"So do all humans have a dark coat or were you left in the sun to long?"

Pinkie Pie randomly asked, this strange question leaving me a little baffled and a bit offended! Ponies don't really know about skin colors, or ethnicities, let alone what a Mexican is, or what region I was from...So I had a little trouble answering this awkward question...Lucky for me, Twilight had an answer for me!

"Well Pinkie, Orion does not have a coat...He has a protective layer of skin or epidermis, as my book of Mythological Creatures suggests. No offense to humans, but our Pony culture has only a hoof-full of information about your kind, and even then, it's just myths and legends."

Twilight replies, with a cute smirk and a hoof on my shoulder, her warm welcome being a little too forward...I then get a little nervous and decide that I need some time by myself to rationalize everything...

"Uhm, Twilight...Can I take a shower?"

"Why of course, Orion! You can use my personal bathroom, in my bedroom; Rarity was kind enough to make some new clothes for you, free of charge! Hope you don't mind more jeans and shirts."

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"It's just as I feared...Every moment our human friend is alive in this world, a negative side-effect is tossed along too. Derpy, look! I don't like the look of those storm clouds..."

Dr. Whooves said while pointing a hoof at the menacing gray storm clouds that engulfed the skies of Ponyville. These clouds forming a bright purple rift that let out constant bolts of lightning over the fountain centered in Town Square.

"We gotta get to Orion before-"

Derpy's sentence is suddenly interrupted as a loud crashing sound bellows in the distance...

"Free at last..."

All ponies present in the Town Square gaze at the dark figure that arose from the ground, covered by smoke and brimstone...A gush of molten, hot magma rising up from a crater as the lighting struck it.

The very moment Doctor Whooves saw the creature, he grabbed Derpy's hoof and began to gallop away with haste. Screams of terror follow while the Doctor and Derpy run away, hiding behind a nearby cottage to get a better look at the bright orange fiend.

A shiver runs up the Doctor's spine as the creature stood up on two legs, with diamond eyes and a mouthful of jagged igneous...A face formed on the lava creature as it aligned a jawline to speak.

"At last...I return to see this world burn! All life must be engulfed in flames...and this time Princess Tiffany won't stop me!"

The villainous, fire entity said aloud with a deep voice that shook the ground. This creature was monologuing his evil agenda for all to hear, a wave of lava rising as he knelt to the ground...

"No bucking way! It can't be...He was defeated ages ago, by the ancient six...Crushed into crystals beneath the ground! Derpy...it's the lava demon, Lavan! We have to alert Princess Twilight immediately! Only magic can defeat this destroyer of worlds..."

"Quick Doctor, we have to go before all this lava takes out the muffin shop! Think of the muffins! Oh...and I guess we have to save the town."

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THUNK! THUNK! THUNK!

"Orion? Do you need some help in there? I'm right here if you need me.."

"Umm... No thanks, Twilight! I think I got it...I'm almost done-"

The door opens regardless to my claim, and I awkwardly stare eye to eye at Twilight Sparkle as the door slams open. I nervously blush as no other words are emitted, and those purple eyes lower down to my crotch...A cute giggle being heard while I slowly cover myself with the short shower curtain.

"Heh, I came to bring you the clothes you left on my bed...I can see your a little shy about your naked body, and I think that's fine! I really don't care about what we wear..."

Twilight says while I quickly scrub myself with the tiny soap, attempting to end this awkward shower as fast as possible. I hear the hoof steps coming closer and closer as I reach for the shampoo, my hand gripping the bottle while the curtains are pulled back. This time it's a bit worse though, as I can see that Twilight's only clothes are hanging off the edge of the sink.

"Orion, you don't have to hide your feelings from me; I know how you feel about me, and some of the other mares...and I think it's perfectly normal to experiment...sexually."

My mind races as Twilight exposes her naked body to me, hooves rubbing all over her purple coat...Her breasts being the first thing my eyes wander to, and what a sight! The more I gazed at her, the less sanity and normal thoughts I had... Should I...?

"Ahem! Twilight..."

Rainbow Dash had came in and saved me, just before Twilight had hopped in the shower with me...An emergency in Town Square that had forced the naked pony to run out and grab some shiny gold armor.

I then am left all by lonesome with my own thoughts, which I can't even bare to recall...

I cannot even imagine what I did last night to Twilight to make her peruse me like that. None the less I wash the filth and impure thoughts off my body, turning off the shower to step out and grab a towel. The pants and shirt firmly fit, and I now stare at myself in the mirror.

"This is real, this is not a dream and I must remember that bestiality is wrong...It's wrong, but...I may have already-"

I stop my thought and splash some water on my face, as I fear that I may already be in too deep. These immoral thoughts soon make me blush and as I stare at myself in the mirror I can't help but laugh.

How could any mare be attracted to my long wavy black hair, or that smug look on my face?

I then breathe slowly and tell myself the obvious; It was a mistake, and I shouldn't let one night with Twilight, or Rainbow Dash make me think otherwise! If anything happens I'll just let these mares down easy, it's not the end of the world or anything!

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"What do we do, Twilight!? Lavan the Lava Demon hasn't been alive for centuries, and now he's returned stronger than ever! Pony History seems to really warn us of the danger if he ever came back! "

"Calm yourself, Spike...I remain confident that it's nothing the power of friendship can't stop! Girls, let's show this flamer who's boss..."

Twilight Sparkle confidently says, all the mares lined up in a row, charging their elements...Sure enough, their epic power charges up and the lava beast waits for their Rainbow Attack...

"SHWOOOH!"

In one large display of white light and blazing smoke, the wave of magma was vanquished, only rubble and scorched earth remaining. Everypony cheers as the heavy smoke still remains cloaking the center of Town Square...

"Hah, I knew that lava loser was no match for...Huh!?"

Rainbow Dash stops her sentence as a new figure shines from the ground, a heavy roar coming from what appeared to be a diamond covered beast...

"Foolish mares! I cannot be defeated so easily..."

The crystallized form of Lavan spoke, bringing his heavy feet forward to the shocked, open mouthed mares. No more floods of magma, but instead a now larger, stronger creature capable of turning the landscape around him into fragile crystals.

"Girls...I think we may have been a little over our heads about this..."

Twilight says while slowly backing away from Lavan, every contact he made converting the ground to crystal, which cracked under his footsteps. The unstoppable juggernaut slowly walked ever closer to the mares, who had no choice but to retreat...

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To be concluded...Duh!

Author's Note

This is rushed as hell but hey, what first entries aren't? This is a collab from The Unknown Brony and myself; Please leave comments on what you think; I can handle and look forward to constructive criticism!