Just A Typical Day

"Here it comes Orion...Your second chance!"

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I can recall everything that had just happened, all the chaos and trouble that had unfolded that wicked evening...

"Orion!? Wake up!"

I suddenly remember the last moments before stepping into the Doctor's machine. I remember Derpy, and all of the mares that cared about me, even though I caused so much conflict. It was then clear, that I was the one at fault, it was me who caused all these creatures and craziness that had ensued! Surely, if I was given a second chance to clear up my mistakes, I would not repeat the same outcomes.

"Hey sleepy-head, it's almost time for our play date!"

There, the voices slowly come, making me question where I was, and what predicament I could even be in! I could recall those voices, the first one being the stern and excited Twilight, while the other was an obnoxious Pinkie Pie. This was a clear sign that I was out of my head-trip and now slowly coming awake, and coming to realization of where and when I was! My eyes slowly adjust to the bright sunshine just before opening, and gazing at not just two mares, but five!

"Uhh, Twilight? Pinkie Pie?"

I slowly sigh out, confused on why I was lying in a bed surrounded by three young eager mares, quaintly dressed and full of excitement. It was such a strange feeling as I leaned up out of bed, and re-arranged the blankets. my head hazy and full of questions on what day it was and where I was. The tall wooden walls and ceiling, the long rows of bookshelves...the fact that Twilight had no wings!? Holy shit...

"Look who's finally awake! Awe, you poor thing, you must've had a bad dream."

"Yeah! You kept tossing and turning, mumbling something about how it's your fault! Good thing Twilight never left your side."

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I share a gaze with Twilight while Pinkie finished her statement, still so much confusion on why they both were here, waiting for me to wake up. No amount of explaining could rationalize the night I had just had, nopony could understand! Nopony...but...DOCTOR WHOOVES! That was the only thing on my mind at this point, finding him and asking him what to do...Or in this case, what not to do!

"Ahem! What was that about a play-date? Because I really need to-"

I awkwardly stop my statement while a certain white mare catches my eyes, and I cannot look away! Damn Sweetiebelle, and that look on her face, so diminished, and full of disappointment. It causes me to shut up and refrain my statement, slowly forcing me to sit up right in bed and stare back at this mare. Time stands still while this young mare trots up to me, and places her hoof on the bed, ready to say something.

"But, Orion...You promised today that we'd all go swimming today. You said you'd help us get our Cutie Marks..."

...FUCKING PAST ORION!

"Yeah! Rainbow Dash is waiting for us at the Gym! You don't wanna keep her waiting do you?"

"My big sis couldn't come today, so I was hoping you could help me swim."

Sweetiebelle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo all are guilt tripping me into seeing this out...but...It's not my fault I didn't plan all of this! Well, at least not this version of me...Damn! What a confusing turnout! I look away from the Cutie Mark Crusaders and just stare down at the wooden floorboards of Twilight's Library, a certain purple pony putting a hoof on me...I then slowly look up at a concerned Twilight, her smile slowly widening while she began to speak up...

"Orion, I'll leave it up to you...Whatever you wanna do is fine, and I'll support you."

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So apparently, Rarity is the pony responsible for stitching together all of my clothes, and their tight aesthetics! I mean, seriously, I dig that she made almost all of my clothes nice and stylish...But their so damn stiff and tight! Maybe she ironed them? I didn't know what it was but I really didn't feel comfortable wearing these blue jeans and long-sleeve shirts. It was the middle of the summer, and I was wearing the worst possible outfit for today!

"I'm so excited! I've never been to the Ponyville Gym before! Rarity would never take me here! She'd be way too embarrassed."

Sweetiebelle cheerily says, her voice nearly cracking while she and the other mares walked with me down the Town Square of Ponyville. This certainly was strange, as it was obvious that nopony else cared that I was a human, walking around in public. I almost made it a game, to smile at random ponies on our walk to the Gym, and half the time I would get a grin followed by a friendly "hello." In this timeline, I was well known, but not for the same heroic actions, I was just famous for being the only human in town.

At this point, I thought it was strange how everypony was wearing some sort of clothing, absolutely nopony was naked! Even the background ponies busy with their daily routine had clothes on, almost as if that was the norm in this universe...Not that I was a pervert or anything! Just curious on if these mares had the same biologic makeup as the ponies from my timeline.
Regardless of my weird thoughts, I kept up these friendly greetings and waves to random ponyfolks until...I saw her...The cross-eyed mail-mare herself, Derpy Hooves!

I wanted to say something, I wanted to do anything to tell her I was fine...but I just couldn't! Even worse was the timing, as even if I wanted to shout out to her, I know it would be one hell of an explanation to all the mares present with me. It then hurts me, to look away and ignore her, as I had a facade to put on, for these mares...

"I can't believe we have a whole changing room reserved for us! Thanks again, Twilight."

"Oh, don't thank me girls, it's just a little appreciation from the Mayor. She says it's the least she could do for her town heroes!"

"Yeah! Can you imagine what else she'd give us if I stopped those Para-sprites sooner?"

Pinkie Pie said with a bright smile, her happy self busy hopping along behind Twilight and I while we finally approached the rather large gymnasium. I couldn't believe that Pinkie just gave me one hell of a clue on when I was currently living, somewhere near the end of season one perhaps. This day kept getting stranger, as I stepped forward to hold the door open for everypony, Twilight and Pinkie Pie smiling back at me and ushering in the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Oh man, teaching little mares how to swim? In our own private pool? This sure won't get awkward or anything!

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"Alright girls, let's get changed!"

...Is Twilight really going to encourage this while I'm standing in the same room with these underage mares...? Geez, I better speak now or forever hold my awkward peace...

"Ahem!"

I loudly cough out, hoping to stop these mares from changing before I could leave the room, but alas, everypony seemed to be busy doing their own thing. Even worse, was that only at this moment did I realize, that I didn't even bring anything to swim in! No extra clothes either! How the hell could Twilight let me leave the Library without grabbing any extra changing clothes!? Despite my constant worrying, I couldn't help but watch while Twilight and Pinkie started to remove their snug summer clothes...Starting with the shirt, and slowly their cute little pony skirts, to the point where I'm just watching these two mares chatting in their undies. I wanted to say something, maybe even compliment them on their color matching bra and panties.

"Don't worry, silly...We brought you some swimming trunks! Rarity stitched them herself!"

...Oh fuck me...

"W-Well, okay...Sure, Pinkie! Where are they?"

"Oh...Sweetiebelle should have them!"

The moment she says this, I immediately regret asking, and really don't want to turn around and face the Cutie Mark Crusaders...I really didn't feel comfortable facing these underage mares...Nonetheless, I finally build up the nerve to turn around, and thank god these little mares were already dressed, all matching in a light blue swimsuit. I then stop my nervous hectic breathing, and face Sweetiebelle...

"C-Can I have my swim shorts...?"

"Of course! Here you go, Orion."

...The small white mare "hoofs," over a sleek, bright coal colored pair of swimming trunks, which looked like the right size. Maybe this day wouldn't be as awkward as I had first thought! Well, it wouldn't be if I wasn't expected to change right there and now just like everypony else...I slowly turn around and look at Twilight, trying to tell her with my nervous face that everypony should exit out to the pool while I changed...But she just smiled widely and blushed, putting a hoof on Pinkie's head while they both just giggled.

"Go ahead, Orion...Try them on!"

After hearing Twilight say that...I was back to worrying about how fucked up this situation was! There was no way out of this...I had to undress infront of not only Pinkie, but the Cutie Mark Crusaders...God damnit!

"O-Okay..."

I slowly sigh out, closing my eyes and quickly pulling off my shirt, and unbuttoning my pants...The sure embarrassment hits me as soon as my pants hit the floor, and I'm standing in nothing but my boxers. It then hits me, that I only have one pair of clean, dry, boxers...and I was wearing them! Everypony lets out either a giggle or a sigh while I slowly drop my boxers, and am completely nude...The moment I slide up the snug swimming trunks, the moment I finally open my eyes...and wow!

Apparently, these mares needed a quick flash of sex appeal, because as soon as I was dressed, these ponies snapped back into reality, all be it with a heavy blush on their face. I then am trying to snap Twilight back, but she is not saying anything at all...I have to wait a whole three minutes until she starts talking again...I did however notice that both Pinkie and Twilight waited to see me change before they themselves changed into their bathing suits...What a cute sight! A pony wearing a tight bright blue bikini with a matching bottom!

"Heh, whoops! I'm sorry about that, Orion. Let's get a towel and meet Dashie outside."

Twilight says, not taking her eyes off of me while she leads the Cutie Mark Crusaders out the changing room and towards the pool. I didn't understand why she and Pinkie wanted to see me change...They easily could've left as soon as they changed! But no...They waited to see me change...

Only now, after all of this fucking madness, am I allowed to be alone in the changing room...Why the fuck!? I nearly explode from both anger and embarrassment, and yet the worst part is that the awkwardness is far from over! I still have to comeback and change...Wow! In my constant turmoil in isolation, I start counting all the small locker spaces present in the changing room. It starts from one and ends at sixty nine, a small white paper sticking out of the last locker...I feel entitled to pull out the paper, and read it...and to my surprise, it was actually for me!

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"Dear Orion,

If you are in the changing room reading this, than bollocks! Wasn't that absolutely hell changing in-front of those mares!? Anyways, the job at hoof is more convenient to my work than you know. In this locker is a watch, a waterproof, magic-reading wristwatch! It is with great care that you put this on, and power it for me, and although you might hate me now, you'll thank me later. We'll keep in touch, Derpy and I both need to speak with you ASAP. We have planned today accordingly and will help you out any chance we can.

Signed,
The Eleventh Doctor

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A wristwatch, that I absolutely need? Jesus, it's good to hear from Doctor Whooves, but do I really need to charge this watch? I can only imagine how I'm supposed to do that...God damnit, here I am, back to the same bullshit!