Just A Typical Day

My mind quickly races, pondering any and all schemes that could prevent this awkward buckfest! I had to do something to prevent the destruction and chaos caused by this evil, hexing, mare; currently focused on screwing right here and now on the glass table before us. It was obvious by the glare in her soothing lavender eyes, that she wanted me, and would be willing to prove herself for me. The strange accusations seem true while I stalled her, and gave her my remark...

"T-Trixie...I need to tell you something!"

"What is it my love? Please tell me what will cause those strange clothes to hit the floor, your enchantress demands it!"

The persistent pony pandered, coming close and rubbing her muzzle against my worried, frantic face. All I needed to do was make her mortal, to get any and or all magic attributes that she possessed away from her...To make her not a unicorn...If only I could-

THAT'S IT! MAKE HER MORTAL, MAKE HER HUMAN!

"Ehem! Well, I wanted to really prove our love by guaranteeing I was apart of you, and-"

MGHMM! SLTTCH...STLTCH...MWAH!

One hell of a messy kiss ensues while I nearly am tackled down against the cold shimmering table, mouthful of saliva! I forcefully push Trixie off of me, my lips unlocking from her muzzle while she gave me a strange stare. This was my one and only chance to throw my retarded ass ploy at her...Yet, I couldn't help but wrap my arms around the horny mare, full of excitement and perversion.

I slowly become nervous and jittery while this mare pursues me, and comes close to sit on my lap, her seating being ever so suggestive. The more I let this continue, the deeper the grave I'd be digging myself into! It was stupid, but I had nothing else! I had to give my faulty plan a go!

"Trixie, I wanna get you pregnant! But you're gonna have to turn into a human... I can use a machine to turn into a woman...If you really do love me like you say you do."

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It then was all said, and literally all laid out on the table! My stupid, horrible plan...Would it work? Could I bait her into standing in Doctor Whoove's strange machine!? The silence and pure emptiness that followed was just agonizing...A long awkward silence while I hugged the mute pony, busy thinking over my silly purposeful. The next thing I know, this sly mare is staring up at me, eyes sparkling like a quasar while she attempts to hold my hand with her hoof.

"...Do it! Make me human and put a baby inside me..."

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"Dad, why can't we just call this whole hostile takeover thing off?"

"Dear spawn of mine, why oh why does it matter? I've ran this land ages ago, before those two sisters ruined everything...and after pretending to be nice and fair...You want to stop me-...Us?"

"Two sisters...Damn! You mean because Princess Luna is-"

"That's right! Even if she's not at Trixie's disposal, she's busy pursuing her sexual fantasies with that human fellow...Not to mention the whole Nightmare Moon set up as a backup plan."

"...Well it seems that you really have this planned out; Maybe I should just stick around-"

"Hah! Nice try, kiddo...But earlier today made me realize that you can't be trusted...So...I'm shipping you back to that great and powerful, Trixie ."

POOF!

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"Holy shit, this is it...I can't believe this is going to work! Okay, Orion, don't get too ahead of yourself...Just shut up, and concentrate on making this mare mortal. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? She'd...obliterate me and my mares?"

I couldn't keep my mind together, I was on edge when I was so close to finishing off this madness and freeing my captured mares! It was just me standing next to Trixie, head strapped with the good Doctor's strange contraption, and this mare sitting in the booth. All I had to do was just flip the switch and think...That's all that was required of me, and yet...-

"Your great and powerful Trixie is waiting...I want your love now, Orion!"

The blue mare sighed, getting restless and ency, meanwhile I really didn't want to do this! I had no choice however, and had to comply with this plan of mine. I then just close my eyes, and attempt to clear my mind of all distractions and worries...

"Mortal, human, female...Trixie!"

In an instance, it was completed, and all I had to do was pull the switch! I wait for the smoke to clear before I can see what creation I had spawned...It was so grand I had completely forgotten what I was even planning! I nearly fall to the floor as I see that smirk, and those persuasive pupils, and long luxurious blue hair. Those facial features were to die for, her somewhat dark skinned complexion really giving her eyes a bright glow to them. I slowly approach the mysterious human, and wrap my arms around her naked warm body, a long awkward hug taking place.

"I'm human! I'm finally perfect...and I finally have someone who cares about me."

Trixie says while coming closer and laying her head down on my shoulder, her warm breath tickling my neck. It was terrible on how great the timing was for this event, as she was none the wiser that any of her magic was now gone! I cringe to myself while I see Twilight slowly creeping behind this horny human busy hugging me...I hold my breathe and wait for the impact...

"Gotcha! Not so great and powerful anymore, eh Trixie?"

The mares present in the room give a collective cheer while Trixie is slowly tackled to floor and held captive by the very magic that she used to contain. I slowly take a long breath while my mares turn towards me and just smile, some even blushing. I just fall to the ground and close my eyes while Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy trot up to comfort me.

"Hehe! Well, I can't say I approve of your methods, but thanks for saving us, Orion."

"Yeah, you could've easily just used the machine and turned her into a bug!"

"Oh...I don't think it could've gone any better. At least nopony got hurt."

I slowly open my eyes and look up at the towering Derpy, the look on her face telling me something was awry. She looked concerned, and wasn't as spry as the other mares were...I stand up and slowly hug her, trying to comfort her into telling me what was wrong. The cute yellow eyed girl immediately hugs me and buries her face into my neck.

"Orion, we need to see the Doctor..."

I immediately cringe while I hear her ploy to return to Doctor Whoove's lab, as I could only imagine how fucked up our adventures could advance from there. It was very unclear where to go from here, as I had no idea where Screwball was, and if I could even trust her. My eyes then slowly lock to Twilight's purple pupils, that soft smile making me feel somewhat calm while she approaches me.

"It's okay, Orion...We'll be alright."

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"Quick, Doctor! Discord's reign has started and we're running out of time...What are we gonna do!?"

"Great whickering stallions! Come, we have but one chance to revert this...But there's a catch! My time fluxuator is set only to travel back one month..."

Click! THWOOSH

The mechanical door slowly opens up, revealing a narrow chamber, capable of holding three people at the most. This strange contraption looked odd, but was the key to save my mares and this land. It was very strange, and only should have been used as a last resort, I had to do this, no matter the cost!

"Doctor, how exactly will this work? I just hop in and teleport to the past?"

"Blast! We can't have an extra copy of each other running around in the past...It would be catastrophic! With this molecular mind transfer, all of our memories should pass over...I only hope we have enough time to make things right!"

Molecular mind transfer? What the hell does that mean!?

"Does that mean...? We leave our bodies here? In the corrupted timeline?"

"Well, Orion, my dear chum...If we go back in time and fix this little accident, there won't be a body to come back to! We'd slip into our past bodies with our new memories, and live out our life in that body! It's only a month, after all!"

"But Doctor...If you, Derpy, and I are the only ones that will retain our memory...Does that mean everypony else will forget what happened in this timeline?"

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"I'm afraid so..."

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