Captain Sweet Cinder, a soldier in the Crimson Lance army and overall disrespectful stallion, is forced to buck up, shut up, and do what he is ordered... And what was he told to do? Become a Vault Hunter! But the stallion that wants nothing more than a bottle of beer and a mare in his bed finds himself becoming a badass, as he is put through the hell that is life. But he is neither the hero anybody wanted or that anyone deserves...

Read to find out why!

This is not a copy of the games, and the story will be it's own, but it will be "kind of" heavily influenced by the over all plot of the Borderlands stories... Oh, and there will be pun related retelling of things from all Borderland games!

Contains the fallowing: Blood, pain, gore, no clop but heavy mention of it, pain, alcohol and drugs.

Editors:
Eonflare- Chapter 1 to 2.
ThatOneVolcarona- Chapter 1 to 5.

Title image was inspired by an image of Big Mac looking bad ass, so I did my best to recreate it on memory alone. If I could link the image, I would.