The Mane 6 Read "The Cough"

I was bucking apples, as usual, when suddenly, some book popped up in front of me. It said "The Cough." When I read the last line, I began to twitch. "Boy, oh boy," I said as my face turned redder than a tomato. "Whoever wrote this is getting bucked in the face five hundred times," I said. "Maybe even more than that."

I went to lie down, and when I woke up, I felt somepony massaging my hooves. I could tell it was Apple Bloom. This happens whenever I get angry. "Thanks, lil' sis," I said as I let out a moan of pleasure. "I needed this, but I'm still upset. Who could write such a thing?"

"Don't know, AJ," Apple Bloom said sadly. "There's some terrible foals and mares and stallions out there." As she gently rubbed the bottom of my right hoof, I murmured in agreement. "Relax, now, sis," she whispered passionately. "Everything'll be okay. It's only a dumb fanfic, whatever that is."

She moved her front hooves upward on my hind leg as I drifted off to sleep.