The Mane 6 Read "The Cough"

I HATE STEPPING ON THINGS! Usually the only thing I hate is boredom. Well, anyway, I stepped on a book, it said "The Cough." Because of my dumb curiosity, I picked it up. But I regretted it. When I read that last line...my life was officially ruined.

"No, no, no, no, NO!" I yelped. "Please tell me this is just a bad dream." I smacked myself. "OW! Nope. It's real." I went to my house. I WAS SO F**KING ANGRY! I grabbed my favorite pink ballon and stomped on it. When I saw the popped balloon on the floor, I dropped to my hooves.

I was thinking Flutters could've written it because she was just...weird. Or Rainbow because she hated her? NO NO NO WHAT AM I THINKING?! Honestly, NOBODY loves Fluttershy more than Rainbow. Ugh, my mind is discombobulated. It's always been.

Who wrote this?! SERIOUSLY! Ugh, I still think it's Flutters. Because of that, I said the STUPIDEST phrase that anypony could have come out of their f**king mouth!

"*sigh* I can't control myself anymore...and it's because of Fluttershy."