The Mane 6 Read "The Cough"

This is the story of how I got pissed off by a book.

I found this book that randomly teleported into my boutique, and the title was "The Cough." I picked it up, read half of it, and fainted. When I woke up, I was ENRAGED.

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"WHAT KIND OF F**KING BITCH WOULD WRITE THIS SHIT?!" I yelled as loud as I could.

I need a f**king fix or something. These shitty authors stress me out more than f**k!

"SPIKE!"

This is the one book I HATE. Why would I tell Rainbow to kick Fluttershy to death? I showed Spike the book and he went into a TOTAL coma. Ugh, dragons. Well, I'm gonna go hit myself over the head with a frying pan so I can forget this shit!