Shining Armor hates being dragged along on Princess Cadence's decorating sprees. However, when he hears that she's planning on transforming his prized game room and military offices he realizes he has to put his hoof down and may have to resort to unorthodox tactics to convince her otherwise.

Will Shining Armor prevail or will he wind up mired in a world of apricot bows and possibly other frou frou designs?

Tagged sex for the assumptions of certain characters

The song lyrics follow the music of The Dead Kennedys' Holiday in Cambodia