Rainbow Dash ends up in the hospital after taking a header into the ground. While she undergoes medical care, her co-worker Thunderlane and Nurse Redheart discover they are a pair of very pent-up and very smarmy ponies.

A very bad, non-clop, flirty fic as an exercise in completing a story with less than 3,000 words while being full of bad innuendo and jokes. The author regrets nothing.