The Fluttershark: elusive; yellow and pink; lots of teeth.

Fast like turtle; strong like odor. These are the babblings of an idiot under pressure.

During Celestia's long life she mastered the art of war and crushed every opponent. But she knows that one day she will find somepony better than her. With Luna and Twilight calling for her blood, will today be that day? And at what cost?

Rainbow Dash goes 'ow' while Redheart and Thunderlane discuss mutal interests. Bad jokes and even worse innuendo abound.