You know, changing your boss to the size of a mouse, really makes you hungry! So I walked inside Sugarcube Corner to get something to eat. To bad that it was around lunch time, so there was a very long line for the sweets to eat.

‘’Ugh, can’t deal with that right now!’’

I focused all my energy on my hands. I was straining my muscles not to shoot the energy between my hands away.

A small blue energy ball was created between my hands. As more and more energy was being fuelled into the ball, it became harder and harder to strain my hands not to shoot the ball away. After a few seconds of fuelling the ball, small blue lightning flashes were coming from the ball.

Because of the flashes, ponies in the line started to look behind them. They looked in fear as they saw the ball.

‘’Hey, what are you-’’

I released the ball of energy to the ground. As soon as the ball touched the ground, the time around me froze.

I quickly ran past the line inside Sugarcube Corner. I knew the spell I fired would only last for around a minute, so I had to hurry.

I ran behind the corner, where Pinkie stood helping the customers, and took out some banana bread. I put the bits for the bread on the counter

‘’39,40,41, only 19 seconds left!’

I ran to one of the tables that had no ponies sitting on it. I saw that another pony was almost at the table to sit down

‘’53, 54’’

I made a dive and landed on chair just a second before the time started turning again.

‘’Ah, this is great!’’ I said to myself while lying the banana bread in front of me on the table. ‘’Let’s enjoy some-

‘’Hey, I was already walking towards that place!’’ I looked to the right of me to see a pegasus standing there.

‘’Yeah, well now it’s my place!’’ I said to him ‘’Go sit somewhere else!’’

‘’You can’t do that! I’m going to call the owners if you do not-’’
I shot a beam of magic from my hand to the food he had. As soon as the beam touched the food, it exploded right in his face.

‘’Now scram!’’ I said as I took a bite from my banana bread

‘’Hmm, delicious!’’

‘’That’s not nice, Kevin!’’ I looked up from my bread, to see Twilight standing next to my seat.

‘’Hey Twilight. How are you?’’ I asked her while taking another bite

‘’Why did you blow that stallions food up?’’ She said while looking angry.

‘’Want the short version or the long one?’’ I asked her while shoving the chair next to me to Twilight my foot. ‘’Take a seat, because if you choose the version we’re gonna be here for a while.’’

‘’Just tell me the normal story!’’ She said. (She did take place on the chair however)

‘’I had a horrible day at work, got fired, and now I took this guy’s seat.’’

‘’Wait, fired? How the hell did you do THAT?!’’ Twilight asked me

‘’My boss was an asshole and-’’

‘’Language please!’’ Twilight said

‘’Ugh, alright. My SUPERVISOR was an asshole and-’’

‘’KEVIN!’’

‘’What?!’’

‘’Don’t say the A-word!’’ Twilight said angrily

‘’Fine! My boss was a fucker and-’’

‘’Kev-’’

‘’Are you gonna let me do my story?!’’ I asked her while putting my bread down on the table ‘’Because this isn’t working!’’

‘’Ugh, fine!’’

‘’So he started yelling at me, like he always does, to work on other files, while I got priority on the first from him. After working on the goddamn files for hours, I turn them in, and he’s tells me he didn’t need them until tomorrow. Then he says that I need to work late again, because the files I was first working on he needed today!’’

‘’So you probably understand why I was pretty pissed at him, so I started yelling, and so he fired me.’’

‘’Pff, what an asshole!’’ Twilight immediately put her hooves to her mouth ‘’Celestiadammit, now you got me doing it!’’

‘’But yeah, gotta need to find a new job now, so that’s great,’’ I said as I took another bite from my bread.

‘’Well, good luck.’’ She said to me

‘’I’ll manage. But I think I’m going home now, seeing as I finished my bread.’’ I said as I stood up ‘’See ya later’’ I said as walked away out of the store

‘’Bye!’’

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I opened the door to my house, walked inside and closed the door behind me. I kicked my shoes out and jumped on to the couch.

‘’Time for a good book,’’ I thought by myself as I picked up the book on the table besides the couch. I borrowed this book from Twilight, as it was pretty much not obtainable any other way.

That was, because this book had actual violence in it. You see, most books in pony land here, are what we would call ‘child books’. And most adults in this world really like those books. This only reaffirms my beliefs that all the ponies here are pussies.

But anyway, this book was released, only for it to be janked from the shelves gain, because most ponies found the violence too grotesque to have in a book. And they all used that same old argument: ‘Think of the children!’

So basically, Twilight had one of the last copies in existence.

After reading about 20 pages, there was a knock on the door.

I stood up, put the book down and walked to the front door

‘’Seriously, I can’t be left alone for one bleeding minute?’’ I said as I opened the door. I was surprised to see two royal guards standing in front of my house.

‘’Hello sir. Are you called Kevin?’’ The guard on the left of me asked me

‘’Uh, yes? May I ask why you are standing here in front of me?’’ I asked the guards.

‘’The stallion Bossy Boss has started a case against you for abusing magic. When Celestia heard there was a case against you, she send us out to get you,’’

‘’Wait, he started a case against me? Like a federal case?’’ I asked in disbelief

‘’Now can you please come with us?’’

‘’And what if I refuse to come with you?’’

‘’Then Celestia is forced to hand the case over to Ponyville Authority. And belief us, you don’t want that happening!’’ The guard explained.

‘’Are you fucking… you know what, I’m coming with you. I like to talk to Celestia about this.’’ I said as I stepped outside my house and closed the door.

We walked somewhat, before we reached a chariot. There were two pegasi in front of it.

The guard in front of me opened the cabin for me to sit in. I stepped inside, as one of the guards stepped inside with me as well. The other guard closed the door from the outside, and locked it.

‘’Do you really find it necessary to lock the door?’’ I asked the guard in front of me ‘’Because seriously, this seems a bit much!’’

‘’Standard procedure. We had ponies in the past who tried to escape, so the guard decided to make sure they couldn’t.’’

I was going to tell him more, but the car suddenly shot forward into the car. And I took the whole situation as a man!

‘’WAAAAAH, GET ME DOWN!!!’’ I yelled very manly to the guard in front of me

…

Okay, I might have sounded like a little child, but that’s not important, dammit!

After I calmed down, it was just a trip of 10 minutes. The guards flew towards an open spot at the castle, clearly reserved for chariots from the guards.

‘’Uhh, you do know how to land this thing, right?’’

‘’Please sir, we had years of training. Of course we can land it.’’

We crashed.

Well, not like the chariot was broken, but with the landing we broke a statue of a unicorn and we came down wrong on the floor, which meant we made a few spins before we stood still

‘’You guards are pretty useless, you know that?’’ I asked while making sure my head didn’t fall off from the ride.

‘’Just keep quiet, please!’’ The guard said while facehoofing.

A guard came walking towards the door and opened it. I stepped out of as fast as possible in case the guards would screw up something else.

‘’We apologize for-’’

‘’Yeah, I don’t care. Let’s just go to Celestia so I can go home and finally finish my book!’’ I said as I already started walking towards the castle. The guards quickly followed me, one in front of me, and one behind me, probably to make sure I cannot escape

The guard in front of me opened a door to get inside the castle.

Once inside, we started walking through the long hallways.

‘’So, you guys never get lost here? It looks very big,’’ I asked them while looking over the different paintings on the walls.

‘’You get used to it pretty fast.’’

After some walking, we came at a large door.

‘’Please go inside here. The princess will see you in a minute.’’ They said as they opened the door for me. I walked inside, and heard the doors behind me close.

There were a few chairs standing at a table and that was basically it for functional stuff. Of course, the room was filled with other decorative stuff, but who gives a fuck about that?

I sat down on one of the chairs and just waited.

Eventually, I heard the door open again and saw Celestia walking inside. She closed the door behind her

‘’Can you explain to me why the hay someone started a case against you?’’ Celestia asked me

‘’Good day to you as well, princess!’’ I said as happy as ever ‘’And to answer your question, the guy was my boss and he was being a total asshole!’’

‘’Kevin, I don’t care that he was mean. You can’t just use your magic in that way! I saved you this time, but the local authorities will not be as forgiving if this happens again,’’ Celestia said as she took the seat in front of me

‘’But the dude has been an asshole to me for months! I’m sorry if I finally taught him a lesson! By the way, I could have been way harsher on him then I actually was’’

‘’And that’s the only reason I decided to help you this time. Because the stallion in question had it coming, and because you didn’t go too far. But I don’t want this happening again, alright?’’

‘’... and that’s it? Why did I need to come all the way to Canterlot while it’s 11 P.M for this?!’’ I said angrily

Celestia’s stern expression suddenly changed to a smirk

‘’Because why not?’’

…

‘’Fuck you,’’ I said while standing up from my chair. Celestia was laughing like a madmare, while I walked to the door.

‘’But Kevin,’’ Celestia started after a few seconds and before I walked outside of the room ‘’I was serious. Don’t let this happen again,’’ she said seriously.

‘’Fine!’’ I said while closing the door behind me.

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After trying to find my way through the castle for ten minutes, I gave up trying. I teleported myself to the platform the chariot landed. I saw two guards standing at the chariot

‘’Hey, I’m ready to head back home,’’ I said as I approached the chariot. ‘’So let’s go,’’

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Of course, the stumbling buffoons that called themselves guards, managed to crash the cart again. I stepped out of the cart, and walked to my house without saying anything to the guards.

I immediately walked to my bed. Reading wouldn’t amount to anything tonight. I undressed, put on my pajamas and got in bed. I fell asleep as soon as I touched the pillow

Author's Note

So here's the new chapter. I must admit that I released this chapter very shortly after the first one. Don't expect daily updates, though. I'm planning on having a new chapter every two weeks.