A New Day

After retrieving his gear,(and smoking a good bit of weed), Eddie followed the girls in into a large throne room with three other alicorn ponies wearing unique dresses, and a unicorn in a suit of roman style armor almost completely plated with a purple crystal like substance.

Greetings I am Princess Celestia one of the rulers of Equestria. Celestia said in her peace keeper voice.

Eddie's response was just a simple. a-huh

This is my sister Princess Luna. She continued.

a-huh

And this is my niece Cadence and her husband Shining Armor

a-huh

You already met the bearers of the elements of harmony

a-huh

Are you alright. Celestia asked.

Oh yes I'm just high. Eddie said with a blank stare on his face. By the way, this might just be the weed, but why does Shining Armor have two shadows.

However it was not the drugs and right as everyone noticed the second shadow it detached itself from Shining armor. It then rose-up to form a dark figure cloaked in smoke.

Well well well. A ominous voice said from the smoke. If it isn't the pesky ponies that delayed my return.

Alright it's obvious you're evil, and you have some sort of back story of how you came back to life but were stopped by the girls, but honestly I couldn't give a rats ass, so just tell me your name and lets get on with this horse shit. Eddie said in a annoyed tone.

A figure of a charcoal gray pony dressed in steel armor stepped out of the shadows and said. Very well creature, I an King Sombra.

Question. Eddie said blank stare on his face. Why does your horn look like you have a erection on your forehead.

Excuse me. Sombra said with a speechless look on his face.

CONSUME YOUR OWN HEAD PENIS YOU DRACULA WANNABE. Eddie yelled.

I do not know how to respond to that. Sombra said with the same speechless face. I literally do not have the social know-how to respond to what you just said.

Yeah even I'm at a loss of words. Rainbow said.

Whatever. Eddie said in a mildly angry tone. Hey Princess can I shoot King Dickhead, wait why am I asking permission to kill someone.

Kill me HA. Sombra said in a overconfident tone. and how exactly do you plan on doing that.

Like this. Eddie said before pulling out both his R1's and blasting apart the front of Sombra's skull leaving nothing but gaping maw of blood and brain matter.

The Ponies were appalled with the display of graphic violence and gore, Eddie however found it perfectly natural.

How could you do something like that. FlutterShy said with tears in her eyes.

What. Eddie said in genuine confusion.

When he turned to face the girls, Sombra's face reformed and the gray pony lunged toward the boy and prepared a killing blow. However he didn't get the chance. Eddie grabbed his baseball bat and swung it into the Kings face, braking both the bat and Sombra's jaw.

Asshole. Eddie cursed while curb stomping the kings head with each word. THAT, WAS, MY, BEST, BAT. and now my brain is creating adrenaline which is null and voiding all the weed I just smoked, So thanks for that, Dickhead.

This is not over beast. Sombra said disappearing into smoke.

Well looks like he was self cleaning, and or magical. Eddie said in a sarcastic tone. Most likely both, Now excuse me while I go outside to smoke some more weed.