This is the story of a man who went to a convention cosplaying as Alucard of Hellsing fame. And after buying a really accurate prop of Alucard's Jackal, he found himself in Equestria, went on a rampage, and got turned to stone for 3000 years. Now he's back. But on a leash. A perfectly reliable, semi reliable, not so reliable leash.

"Alucard!"

"What?!"

"You've been eating Applejack's cattle again and she's bitching me out!"

((A reboot of the original, which can be viewed through the prequel link.))