Legend Of The Mega B Slap and other Button Mash x OC stories

   I walk into the classroom, with my saddlebags sagging slightly. Bet you can't say that five times fast. Of course, they were stuffed with gaming devices. The teacher welcomes me and guides me to a seat. It's next to this colt named... erm, Button Mash, was it?

"Erm, hello everypony... My name is Raspberry Pi, nice to meet you all, please, just call me Pi." I say from my seat.

"Ha! Neeeeerd" came from the other side of the room. Great, fucking bullies.

"Ha, bullliiiieees" I reply.

The pink filly snorts and starts working on math. I simply pick up my pencil and start multiplying and dividing fast as possible, finishing my work in about five minutes. I then doodle on the back of my paper. It's my mother Circuit Board and my father Sodering Gun, as well as my sister, Winifred Millenium.  The colt next to me looks at my drawings.

"Hey, you draw very well..." he said, appearing to be nervous. Oh my lord, somepony likes my drawings.

"Thanks, it's my family. That's Circuit Board, my mom." I say, pointing at the green mare with the spiky white mane.

"The white and gray one with the strange looking mane?"

"My father, Sodering Gun."

"The filly in the strange dress?"

"My sister. Win Millenium."

The colt sighs and looks away, and I can tell he's blushing a bit. Ah well, I do have quite the swag that attracts colts.

"Hey. Here's my number, XBOX Live, Haystation, and Minecraft." I say, handing him a small torn off section of notebook paper.

"Thanks I guess..." he says, blushing a bit more.

I get out my Nintendo and start playing Agar.io as "The Crazed Butt Stabber" and start eating people from behind. Including Button Mash, who happened to be on the same server.  Man, that colt rage quitted hard.

Finally, after a gross lesson on why it's not good to eat packaged noodles, it's time for recess.

The sassy assed pink filly comes up to me and starts trying to persuade me to join them.

"Hell no." I say, and my hoof snaps back behind my head, and with a loud WHAP! I mega bitch slap the poor sucker and walk away.

Button walks up to me. "That was amazing! You could see an air cone!" he said out of pure exitement.

"I've stood up to bullies worse then those brats, don't worry." I reply, and I  go back inside for lunch.