Diamond Tiara is b✨✨ slapped by the new filly. This leads to Button Mash falling in love with her and… well, this happens.

If this shithole gets featured I'd eat a bowl of brocolli… and as you all know I fucking hate that stuff.

NO hate or "this needs improvement" comments, I write what I want. And Pi doesn't give a crap anyway. If she became alicorn she'd just teleport bread around.