Anything is possible in a world of magic and shenanigans run by Chaos Incarnate. But some things can't happen in non-canon canon. So it get's shlupped off to the side. While perhaps having a place in the CnCMKs canon, they just slowed the flow of the or were just an amusing headcanon we devised because of the LAWLs.

This is a realm of headcanons, potentially embarrassing situations, and funny shorts made because we wanted to.