Down To Earth
You ever wanted to... oh, I don't know. Rule the world? How about control the EARTH?! Literally. A comedy story centering around a fairly nerdy smart ass of a guy. That is, when he falls right into a world... upside of his own.
Look, I'm just a normal guy, I swear! …OK, that was a lie. I'm not normal; frankly, I'm ABNORMAL! A guy with over average intelligence, fanatic video gamer, gun enthusiast, extreme sports freak. Yep, that's me; I'm a guy who likes to live life. No messing, no STUPID relationships and please no goddamn idioms that just grind the educated population's gear. Ugh.
Anyway. Stay awhile and… listen? No no no; that's not right at all!
Just bloody read the book. Why are you still on the description? YOU FOOL!
'You thought I WANTED to be here?'
1120 words: Estimated 6 minutes to read
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