The day before tomorrow

Once upon a time in an unknown world, in an unknown land, in an unknown state, in an unknown city, in an unknown neighborhood, where in an unknown house...

A stupid author wants to slam his head into his computer because has written “in an unknown state” which shows that it’s literally the only land that has a "state" which in fact that everyone knows that is u.s.a even its acronyms stand for united states of america. thus, indicating that it is on earth and completely voids the first two “unknown” statements invalid and completely useless. Last but not least, this attention grabber almost has nothing to do with the fan fiction.

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"I watch to much nostalgia critic" said Brony philosopher as he logged out of his account turned off his computer and gets off his chair.

I need inspiration; something to inspire me. ~~I've spent so much time trying to think what to write but I got scrap from internet~~. Wait scratch that, I've too much inspiration from internet and I couldn't even pick one idea. which one should I choose then. I shouldn't worry I've got all the time in the world since my guardians aren't here.

Than he goes into his habit of what he always has done and shall do probably for the rest of his life through out in elementary school,middle school,high school,college,jobs,taxes,penitentiary (in the u.s. very likely), and retirement plans.

Indiscriminately Procrastinate the hell out of it, (and you thought it was being tedious and meticulous over minute details HAH!)

Anyway while the narrator was being an idiot and very annoying (hey!), philosopher decided sit and relax on the couch and watch comedy central on TV like many people around his age. But life had other things in mind then wasting his life watching TV and playing video games. While having a comfortable life with complex entertainment like he was a rich person.

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

So the emergency broadcast system decided to pick the right time to interrupt his regularly scheduled

""BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP""

program.

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

Usually when this happen he just waits this out and see if there is anything important on the broadcast system unlike most people his age who just phase out and do push ups or grab a snack. While a possibility of a person being kidnapped,killed, raped or all of the above is in event of occurrence. Thanks to the medias the most sensitive news networks like fox news, most senses of what is bad are usually dulled which makes the perfect most violent psycho... moving on.

He looked at the name and place on the TV screen; he really didn't see anything special accept missing 14 years old so he waited it out and when done he continued on watching his shows until...

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

For some reason the same thing started again but this time a 19 year old woman is missing but then it showed another person missing, another and oh wait that's pretty much it. With all these missing people I wonder what the heck is going on all these disappearances. Can you imagine so many people disappearing with out a trace. there is in fact a Vsauce video about that exact...

Then the annoying guy disappeared with the clothes dropped down on the couch were left behind.

There were right on the couch those clothes, along with everything he had in his bedroom and all the things he done on the internet were pretty much all of the evidence he had ever existed.

In the Canterlot castle

The white alicorn sat there all relaxed and comfy in her bedroom with her chair. Finally, with all the activities she had done for today with his royal scheduling Adviser kidbits whom she uses to help with her daily tasks. she could just relax and enjoy herself in her robes. Well if she was only doing that she be at the spa taking a hit at that hot tub.

No she wasn't here for that, she had more...depressing matters at hoof

there is was front of her is a spherical crystal orb with a array of swirling colors placed a upon a dome shaped device with number panels on the side and a holder shaped on top to hold the glowing orb.

She had a special orb right front of her so that she could see all possible scenarios in all alternate universes. All the knowledge in the universe in her hooves. Albeit was ostensible, in reality this was a substitute for travel to other dimensions which has in fact caused deep trouble in the past.

Many years ago when she was young, Celestia was venturing through alternate universes with Starswirl the bearded through the cosmos, she enjoyed the time she has spent traveling dimension to dimension. Yet, all that is in the past now, ever since Starswirl cast a spell to separate the universes she almost never been able to get back through that portal. She blamed herself for not paying attention to star swirls warning of abusing a certain portal for a lover and yet still tried to get back. She finally ended going back about a 1000 moons later and in doing so she almost causing a catastrophic disaster in the space time continuum reassured that she wont be ever coming back to the place.

Ever since the day Starswirl the Bearded died, instead of alt universe traveling with the exception lately, she went through many decades of research with trial and error. Until finally, after centuries of research, She had achieved the goal of seeing into alternate universes without going to them. Even without star swirls help she still manages to continue his research by herself till this day.

It's interesting how the device she set up worked; the orb was just the projector while the device that was placed under the orb which is the one with coordinates to show all around space,time and dimensions. but this device could only hold so much magic making it only available to Equestria and anything around it in area, can only control show the alternate universes so different from hers but not the universe it is in because that would be paradoxical, it could only go back a few 100 moons backwards or go a couple moons forwards.

With all these capabilities she had, it is more than enough to finish up the project she has been working on lately.

She flipped the notebook pages for the page she was looking for; she found the page which says "worst case scenarios". she than goes to the other book and turns to the page she had seen, turns another page and found what she wanted where in a section called "elements of harmony". The princess then copies the first set coordinates into the device and waits for the machine to show the scenario.

The orb glowed with black and white static until it was replaced with moving pictures. It shows applejack walking in apple acres while The sky was pure black, with swirling clouds, full of lightning, raining like cats and diamond dogs, while windy, at midnight; while a body bag and a shovel strapped to Applejacks barrel, with a body in it....that's dead.

She kept traveling deeper and deeper into the dark forest. Thou, forest was the correct word to describe the apple orchard. The trees were oversize in comparison to the ones that were at the main Equestria. The place was also covered a large swath of area, all with nothing but apple trees with their apples.

When she went deep into the forest she stopped and lay down the body near a tree, picked her shovel with her hoofs and to make sure she was far enough from the tree so that she could dig deep into the ground.

She shoved the shovel into the ground and lifted, and shifted the dirt away. She continue to doing this for a couple of minutes despite the trench filling the hole. Applejack needed to make this hole, it is her job and she never walks away from a job without getting it done first.

She climbed out of the hole with her shovel in her mouth and dropped it on the ground.

Applejack went to the body bag and dragged it all the way to the hole and opened it. In there was a dead body of a mare unicorn who had dark purple eyes and yellow main with a previously dark purple coat now pale purple lacking its usual vibrancy. Applejack then picked the body up with her hooves and tossed down the ditch and with a splash of dirty water the body went into the whole and submerged under there.

Applejack went to the shovel and shifted the dirt and back into the ditch to fill it up until perfectly flat; she pulled out a bag of grass seeds and spread them out. The grass sprout instantly from her magic and cover any visible trace of any burial.

Celestia used her magic to fast forward events until it ended up with Applejack walking towards a mysterious big black skyscraper in Manehattan, for some reason it had big swirling clouds with lightning above it.

Applejack went inside and walked to the elevator and press the button, the elevator goes to the top floor and opened right front of her, Applejack than walked down a hallway into a spacey room with a counter in front of the room. She walked towards the counter and said in a pure manehatten accent "tell them I am here".

The grey pony with a darker shade of grey mane spoke into the mike in a superficial voice "Mr. Flim and Mr. Flam, Applejack is here to see you"

Flam spoke back into the microphone "tell her to wait a moment we have a special guest to speak with first. Flam let's go of the button and spoke towards the guest "you done a great job with making all those storm clouds, now, because of all the lightning we can sell skyscrapers everywhere across Equestia thanks to you"

a grey Pegasus with a blond mane with crossed yellow stood there astounded.

"do I get a promotion."

Then Flim spoke "but you made more storm clouds than needed to, now everyone is suspicious of them so your fired without pay".

Derpy put her hoof up with a piece of paper in her hoof, then she say "you know on the contract said it was unbreakable and if I done my job than I get my payment it said nothing about extra storm clouds and there placement"

Derpy gives Flam the contract and he looked it over "She's right it says here on the contract,we have to pay her" he give the contract to Flim and he looked it over and said

"Who wrote this?"

"you did, you just had to right unbreakable didn't you!"

"Oh yeah right, it also said here that it could only be broken if the employer went missing or presumed dead"

Flim put his hoof on a button and a trap door open beneath Derpy and she fall through the hole "weeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"well that took care of..." said Flim before he was interrupted by Derpy who all of the sudden flown out of the hole and was hovering above it "her?" "oh boy let's do that again that was fun!" Flim face hoofs himself for being stupid by setting up a trap door that won't work.

Flam throws a bag of bits at Derpy and she catches it with a wing.

"just get out of here would you" he said stressfully.

the trap door closes up and Derpy flies to the door and flies through it and breaks it. Than applejack went through the now opened door to get in and she went up the counter.

"the deed is done, boss ".

"excellent" Flim said.

"now we need you to do a special task for us, see this fellow here" Flim said as he pointed at a picture he was holding a picture of a sexy tan stallion with brow hair.

"We need you to kill this pony for us his name is James bond he works for the s.i.s. we try to kill him with hit mares but they ended up either dead or fall in love with him so we need a pony who we can trust and that will be you".

"Trust me when I get my hooves on that fella I'll!" Applejack all of the sudden stared at the picture with her mouth; She shook herself out of her stupor "kill him that's what"

"Excellent we could finally take over the whole worlds gold supply and use it for our benefit what do we you say Flam"

Flim looked towards his brother to find that his brother is staring at the picture which he's now holding. He has a deep red blush on his face.

"AHEM!"

He broke out of his faux paus and realized what he was doing. He managed to fake an evil grin "that sounds... sufficient, brother" they both started to laugh manically with a cheesy tone to it "MUHAHAHA!".

"Next" Celestia pressed the enter button for the coordinates to set in changing into static than back into moving pictures again. This time it was a cave with a pool that's in it.

Water splashed all around her as pinkie raised her head up; she breathed in as heavily as she can.

She started to feel the air surround her as she finally got out of that forsaken pool. She finally had felt relieved from all that time being a body-less entity that floated around doing nothing but floating around in ethereal form.

Pinkie slowly stepping out of the pool all wet and her hair drooping down with water pouring out of her hair. she had no idea of how long she been there. She could of been there for weeks, months, years. All she knew was one word only.

Revenge.

Revenge for all that time in there; revenge for all that time she was in there who she trusted; revenge for those who mistake her for a mere simple clone and revenge for the clone who she was replaced by.

She wanted to take them to a isolated area and they'll be slowly tortured. Especially that clone, all she wanted was to just have a kitchen knife and to stick it up her....

"Ummm... pinkie?" she looked around to find her sister Maud just standing there with her normal dull expression.

Pinkie inhaled dramatically with her hooves on the side of the head "Maud! why are you here? and how did you now was here? Did you find me through interrogating like what they did in the Canterlot intelligence agency!? Did you find me through a crystal ball which can see almost everything!? Why do I sound like a hyperactive version of your voice!?

Maud stares at her blankly " I found out that pinkie pie at Ponyville was a fake and I figured since mom told us the story of the Mirror Pool that copies ponies, so i'd assume it was the clone. Twilight tells me what happened and I knew you were stuck in the pool so I came here to get you, and the answer to the second question pinkie is that I could only get you out by preforming the ritual mom told us and having a cloned version of my body to save you."

Pinkie realized what Maud meant by "cloned version of my body my body to save you" . Pinkie looked over to the mirror pool to see her reflection only to see not her but a body identical to Maud's.

"Ohhhh" she said as she looked at the reflection. Pinkie did the same pose again inhaled dramatically. She flew over to Maud and stand right front of her.

"WE'RE IDENTICAL TWINS"

She than begins to bounce around her "WE'RE TWINNNS!, WE'RE TWINNNS!, WE'RE TWINNNS!, WE'RE TWINNNS!" than stopped all of the suddenly front of the Maud.

"Hey Maud, can I ask you a favor."

"yes Pinkie."

"Can you help punish all those who helped put me in there and to make sure they do not do that ever again and to beat my clone to the verge of collapse and submission!"

Maud sighed and looked down than look straight at Pinkie "yes Pinkie, I shall punish all those who wronged you"

"YEAAAAH!" said pinkie as she hugged Maud with her forelegs "you are the best Identical twin sister anyone could have."

The screen goes static and then the scene transitions to a strange dark cellar that was long and wide with a metal table in the middle.

Voices were heard downstairs as all of which are feminine, all of the sudden the lights turned on but were dim but enough to see. Up the stairs there was a Pegasus with orange feathers and fur with a blue mane.

His name... is Flash sentry.

Flash Sentry slowly and carefully walks down the stairs, after he come down he goes past the shelves on the sides of his basement making sure that he didn't bump and spill the contents within in the jars that weren't visible from the outside. He walked to the other side of the basement on the right side of the basement, where he talks in soft and gentle voice "hey twilight I'm here to save you twilight, I'm going to be you knight in shining armor.

Twilight was there on the floor against the wall with a chain on her left leg that has been magical enchanted to suppress her earth pony and Pegasus magic; she had also a magic suppressor on her horn. she stand up on her four legs and looked straight at shining armors face saying nothing.

"Awwww twilight I hate when you act all serious."

Twilight than looked angry "i'll say nothing about my kingdom secrets, for it is my honor to be a princess and to uphold a reputation and to represent the element of friendship. Do what ever you want to I don't care."

Shining armor than laughs maniacally .

"Friendship isn't going to do much is it"

He comes closer to twilight, and twilight steps back being aware of his movement she steps back until she was pressed upon the wall on her two back hooves upright while shining pulled his forelegs up and on the wall and both Besides the left and right of her body, their bodies almost touching. Twilight felt sweat all over the body from all the great discomfort this was bringing upon her, than she gulped.

"You did said whatever you want" said Flash sentry.

"no, I mean, not that".

"oh yes twilight there are no take backs".

"Please don't, I could organize your shelves, according to alphabetical order I mean" she slouched on the floor going down to avoid him.

"I have other things in mine".

"Please don't do it, don't do it please, don't do it!,i'm Begging you! eek!" flash sentry than lay on her body and-

"Oh would you two please shut up!"

The moment Was interrupted, they both looked to the left where on the mid side on that exact same wall is apparently a pony with a tan coat and navy blue main that had a pink stripe running down a left side. she was chained up with earth pony inhibitors, but instead of being chained up like twilight she had both forelegs cuffed and chained very close to the wall.

"Get a room you two, don't you see that Lyra is in a stressful situation."

A green unicorn with cyan mane and white highlights was on the right side of the tan earth pony; she had an inhibitor ring on her horn and she had her right fore hoof cuffed to the wall and is loose as twilight's. She was sobbing with tear streaking down her face.

"All I wanted is to go play ate the concert! I wantt..want to go home, It was... was only just a visit, I wont tell anyone, if I go.. I promise."

"I told you for like a thousand times Lyra, Get a grip."

"I can't, I just...just can't" "Shhhhh...it's OK Lyra it's OK take deep breaths" she used a back hoof to pet her head. Lyra calmed down with deep breaths "better" Lyra opened her eyes to wipe her tears than smiled "bet..."

"Can you two stop complaining, we're trying to have moment with our acting and stop interrupting us your driving us crazy and beside it's Saturday that means it's my turn to get molested." said Twilight.

Bon Bon laughed but ignoring the "molested" statement "Said the alicorn with o.c.d,Stockholm syndrome and r.o.c.d. Oh and how do I know that because I been literally hanging around you for the past 2 months hearing you talk and talk."

Twilight point at herself "I don't have r.o.c.d or Stockholm syndrome, well, maybe o.c.d but this is unconditional love you can't diagnoses it" she grabs Flash and squeezes him.

"says a scientist."

"Hum!" she snorted "What do you know about science."

"What do you know about having love relationship, I bet shining armor is the first stallion you ever loved."

"I loved before him you know" twilight said pushing flash sentry aside to argue.

"I doubt you got much time for actually love; Instead of sleeping with stallions, i guess you sleep with romance novels that are worthy of you. which I'm guess if we're going that low expectations the Twilight novels are perfect for you, since both share the same escapism with the Mary sue issue. Oh yeah you both have sparkle in it."

Flames in Twilight's eyes started to burst in flames and then her mane and tail burst into flames. It took a few seconds after to put out the flames with her deep hyperventilating breaths; she finally calmed down.

"Hey!" said Shining Armor "Don't dis Twilight or Twilight hear me, you be going back into closet if you do."

Lyra rolled her eyes and but in the conversation "Yeah right says the pony who thinks kidnapping mares especially a princess, create scheduled raping 2 of them at a time from Friday to Saturday, neuter all of them so they don't get pregnant, you kept Twilight's removed organ in one of your jars just for sight seeing, you made us all have an orgy while you watched and you beaten Twilight into Stockholm syndrome are all good ideas. the funny thing is that half of those idea come from Twilight herself."

"Shut up!" said Flash "YOU BOTH GO TO THE CLOSET YOU ALL HEAR ME"

Lyra began to speak "hey by the way, who is in the closet right now anyway?"

In the closet

"Are you sure about this" said a unicorn with yellow coat and cerulean mane.

A white coated unicorn with blue and light blue mane with purple shaded glasses nodded meaning "yes".

"OK DJ... I mean vinyl, if you say so but this is kind of... you know, unusual way to get ourselves out of these ropes around the fore hoofs " the unicorn named lemon heart lay down with her hooves tied up around her back. Vinyl walked towards her side with her two untied back hoofs and she stepped one over and dropped down on lemon heart with vinyls knees on the ground with her head held high.

She lowered the head to lemons rope and dragged her horn up and down on the rope slowly and surely cutting tiny bit at a time, while... moving her whole body moving with it dragging across lemons body.

"How long would this take?"

Oh not long at all, not long at all thought vinyl as she grinned

Back at the cellar

"If those two are in there then wheres Octavia?"said Lyra.

"Lyra" said Bon Bon "she's right there on the other side of the room chained to the bed" The left part of the room all of the sudden was visible. Octavia was a grey earth pony with black mane was trying to sleep under a pile of pillows.

"Why does she get a bed, I mean seriously even Twilight doesn't even have a bed but for some reason you like having her on the bed with like, a 100 pillows or something, you might as well have given it to Twilight or something but whats the deal!"

Twilight looked over to the bed and finally notice what it was use for and notice who was under the pillows this whole 2 months "HUUUUUUUUUH!" she inhaled dramatically putting her hooves on her head. She dropped down on four legs with her head pointed down. Slowly tears began to form from eyelids.

"Flash sentry loves a mare more than me Twilight said in a sad voice.

Flash sentry interjects " It's not what you thin..."

IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK, YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH OCTAVIA AREN'T YOU! Octavia poked her head out of the pile of pillows to see what was going on.

Twilight was blazing with heat as huge fire rising out of her eyes,mane and tail.

"I BET YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH MANY MARES AREN'T YOU" Lyra, Bon Bon, Octavia and Vinyl, whom was cutting Lemon heart's rope, were all dumbfounded with the stupidity in the comment.

"But sweet..."

"BUT, if you love me more then them, than you should have all the time to spent with me not them then, than that means..." she rubbed her hooves together in contradicting motion and looked down at the floor she looked from the floor to shining armor with a changed expression, From a worrying expression to what one would call the Lesson Zero face.

"We should be, together, FOREVER!" she began to laugh in a unusual manner "HEE HEE HOO HOO HAH HAH!". All of the suddenly, her expression got wider into a creepy face of pure obsession and the laughing got louder with a dark tone as it began to be in a maniacal fashion. A minute pasts with pure noise of continuous loud maniacal laughter.

Flash sentry didn't speak in those moments He was to afraid of right might happen next so he put his hooves on his ears to wait out the laughing. When the laughing got quieter he gathered enough courage to speak.

He goes back into a quadrupedal stance and say's "of course not, me and Octavia are not together isn't that right Octav..."

He looked over to the bed and realized that one of the bed's legs were missing. He realized he didn't give Octavia's chain a magical enchantment to suppress her earth pony magic because he thought Octavia's was to weak. He was apparently wrong as she had broke her bed chair to free herself, broke Lyra's inhibitor and Bon Bon's chains and forced the closet door open. Flash Sentry looked to the bottom of the stairs where lemon heart looked over standing with 2 forelegs tied behind her back.

"You're screwed dude"

she was than lifted up by yellow magic and lifted up the stairs the door open, Bon Bon grabbed her and pulled her out while Octavia shut the door.

"well at least you still have your suppress...." he realized her unicorn magic suppressor was damaged by the fire caused by her mane and is down on the floor Than the chains were disintegrated by her unicorn magic and so was the inhibitor.

"Oh shiii..." she than flies at Flash at insane speed and everything went black.

somewhere in Canterlot

Twilight was having a stroll out on the street and all of the sudden she was in a middle of a crowd of News reporters all asking her questions...again.

"Princess are you worried that the infamous Flash Sentry would come and kidnap you once again"

"Oh I wouldn't worry about him if I were you" replied Twilight as she smiled happily. More and more reporters come and shove mikes up to her face.

"Did you or did you not, fight a hydra and captured it with your bare hooves and made it your pet". "Have you bought a bunch of romance novels from the store". "Did you payed to take cello lessons from Octavia, if so would you prefer to have Octavia's lesson then anything else". Derpy appeared bursting out of the crowd of new reporters with a mike "Are you secretly enslaving your former captor as a sex slave" said Derpy.

Twilight burst out laughing for several seconds and when she stopped laughing she speaks with levity "You reporters have such great imaginations."

Under the Crystal Tree Castle

Spike was walking down the stairs carrying a Duffle bag over his right should. When he reached the bottom of the stairs he walked up to a door and unlocked it with a key. With a soft creak it opened revealing a flash sentry in a 25 foot high and 50 foot wide pure magical cage while also in a gigantic Room filled with all sorts of unusual item. Like books,more books,whips, bull whips and other sexual torture devices and... a cello.

Flash Sentry flinched "Twilight is that you?; Oh god it must be Saturday already, please don't play the cello! with all the things in here don't play the cello i'm begging you!"

"Relax it's just me, Spike. I'm just here to read to you and to feed the hydra."

A 200 feet and 100 foot high cage was next to the his cage with a snoring hydra in it.

"Oh yeah it's just you spike" he said as spike laid down the douffle bag by a cello and its bow. Spike brought out a book out of the bag and walked over to flash Sentry

"Hey spike, what do you got there?"

"It's the book you wanted, The last one out of the Twilight series"

He put his hooves on his head and screamed on a high pitch voice "AHHH!, Is that the Breaking dawn. I can't wait! I wonder when is Edward going to turn her into a vampire or not"

Spike rolled his eyes and went over to a chair at which ponies can be cuffed to, he dragged the chair to by the cage and sits on it. He opens the first page, coughed, and starts reading.

The screen all of the suddenly turn static and than revealed a cyborg chicken starring back. With a loud "BUB BOCK!" the screen went blank.

Celestia slammed her tea into the table "Again! why does this keep happening to me" she picked up the crystal ball with her hooves. I'm guessing this is one of discords jokes if it is, it's not funny she thought. She gently placed the crystal ball back into the holder as to not make another one of those "accidents" again.

Celestia sighed; she could already have so much more knowledge if that lunatic chicken didn't keep interrupting her progress. Celestia could of learn of knowledge from many other places like what is the Internet or in this case what is this "Twilight series" ponies keep talking about. What's with....

She was interrupted when a portal open above her from the ceiling; she still didn't notice it until it dropped a red unicorn with orange and green mane and was wearing glasses with a collared shirt. He falls down flailing his legs but spoke no words as he falls straight onto her back.

"OOOF Celestia was down on the floor with the unicorn on her back. She was surprised for a moment just laying down on her soft floor with an unusual visitor that had just come over for a surprise. Celestia stands up making the pony fall off her back and dropped down to the floor.

"Excuse me?" Celestia said to the pony who was looking at her "who are you here and why are you here?"

The pony look at her with a poker face; he tried to put his hands up to only see that he was in fact a pony. Not just a normal pony, by his color and his glasses along with the shirt he could tell that he was in a body of his own OC creation. Then again he never really didn't care because he wasn't really the kind of person who care about being a pony. He was just sleeping before and wake up to find himself a pony, but he was not dreaming because he just felt pain from falling on Celestia. It's just like one of those fic's he read before about a brony going to Equestria.

He then talks in a considerably normal but slightly low voice "uh, Hi, my name is Michael this might be strange and unusual... it seems I might be stuck here for sometime. I'm sorry I crashed into you. I'm from another world by the way, it's called earth; do you by any chance happen to have a place for me to stay in because It seems I don't have anywhere to go right now."

Celestia didn't know what to say. With a pony this is calm even though he just traveled from an alternate universe a half of a minute ago. That pony must of done that dimensional shifting many times before. Wait a minute, how did he got here? Is he suppose to be coming through a mirror or something like that he just come from above and where's the portal? He has to go through a portal.

She looked up seeing no portal In the ceiling nor open giant holes.

"How did you traveled here exactly?"

"I don't know, I'm assuming the one you called discord did this. I didn't bring myself here."

Celestia raised an eyebrow "and i guess that your dimension has been bothered by discord too?"

"not really, this is the first time he is interfering with our world I guess."

"Then how do you know him?"

"He was in a cartoon." He said to not reveal the whole truth yet has expected Celestia to question what a cartoon is.

"figures" she said as she looked down and sighing. With all her dimensional experience, she can tell that the term "cartoon" comes from the human world and it's on TV. "I will talk to discord about his 'dimensional visits' and see if we can stop snooping around others dimension and figure out how to get you back. Meanwhile I'll have the guards escort you to a bedroom for you to live in temporary, guards!"

Two night guards rushed in her room "Princess do you need us for anything."

"Escort this pony to the nearest unoccupied living quarters and tell princess Luna that she needs to check for any activities of unusual nature."

"yes Princess, right away."

The stallion was walking out the room than he stopped for the moment and turn his head around "Hey princess do the guards have enchanted armor or anything like that."

"No, why would you think that?"

"No reason."

The princess was befuddled by his comment, why would he think that the armor is enchanted? She thought it through for a moment and realized that enchanting such things might give them an advantage instead of having normal powers like any other. Maybe this pony from another universe has any other great ideas.

"That's a brilliant idea by the way," said Celestia "I need a new perspective on things, do you have any other ideas you could think of?"

He thought about it and said.

"You could use crystals as power sources for machinery."

"That seems...interesting" I never thought that before.

"You should find ways for everyone to talk over long distances instead of just delivering mail to other ponies."

"hmm... I suppose so."

"you should really make it illegal for brainwashing especially that lovey dopey magic stuff that princess mi amore cadenza does all the time. it's wrong and couples should break up if they want to."

Celestia open her eyes in a really wide fashion and with pupils contract and faded out of the expression "and would you mind telling me how you know about mi amore cadenza and what you called 'brainwashing' magic" said Celestia in a sincere voice.

He shrugged, he wasn't the person to really care about revealing revelations. "it was on a kids cartoon, the same one as discord was in."

"Tell me, what was on this "kids cartoon"."

"Everything that is in this dimension." He didn't bother to hide it any long

Celestia sighed very loudly and put her hoofs on her face and swirling her face around while keeping her body up with her wings "I am getting too old for this."

He walked out with the guards closing the door behind him leaving Celestia in the room by herself. She was tired and needed sleep was going to have a long talk with discord later but now isn't the time for investigating. She turn off the light with her magic and walk over towards the literally queen sized bed and went under the sheets and rested her head on the pillow.

"At least tomorrow things can get worst."

As she laid there she continued to sleep silently with only the soft sound of her breath; she was unaware of the day that getting closer and closer at every second as the clock ticks and tocks, and in that day only that day was going to be special. Even with all the crazy events that occur in that orb that occurs with all the lunacy of fallacy, the twisted endings and the beginnings that are the very definition of Nightmare, one thing is sure. that day, that, in this very next day with all the worst things that could happen this is!

THE

WORST

POSSIBLE

THING!

Author's Note

no, This is not a meta fic. It's much weirder than that and funnier
and by the way this whole thing is a elaborate setup for something much bigger, most of the story actually would in fact effect the rest of the fic. If you didn't notice already some characters are based on real people.

this is just the prologue but half of the next chapter will be introducing this story but it will be much more exciting the next 2 and a half chapters and that's where we'll begin the real fun and the story will start to make sense after that. this has been edited over and over many times already.