So lets start where this all started, Two nights ago i was comfortably riding in my brothers car to stay a couple of days with him and have a nerdy weekend of pop culture and classic video games. I packed up all my electronics, two days worth of clothes and got dressed...Then bad and weird things happened. I was riding in his car, we were listening to some rock music on the radio, he was driving fast but neither of us cared. but then a car just suddenly pulled out in front of him on the express way. I heard the crash, saw my brothers head hit his steering wheel...but then as my head jerked foreword I saw a bright flash of light....then I guess I was ripped out of my own world.

I crashed into this bright tunnel a human and rolled out into a comically large airbag, and the first thing i see is a weird amalgam of a creature saying "There you go Celestia, I have done a good deed today I have saved the life of this stallion."

I then fully fell out of the giant airbag and it just disappeared and I saw a the man talking who was part of every mythological creature i could think of...I wouldn't have been surprised if he bled the golden ichor of the gods. Then i turned to see the tall white horse looking like she really had to poop, then she towards me and said " Hello my little pony, what is your true name and where do you come from?"

The amalgam then instantly was dressed as Nigel Thornberry and said in his best impersonation of that voice "My sweet lady Celestia, why must he repeat information that I have already given freely? He is Lesbian Carwasher of Lesbia...and isn't he smashing? Especially the silver flavor saver."

She immediately had a look of I am so tired of your shit, but she still pressed on with "Discord, If you were to name things I would be Sun Butt the twenty-third from the Andromeda galaxy but my friends would call me Cell the ultimate creature." then she turned back to me and reiterated "So once again my little pony what is your name?"

Still laying on my back rolled over and went to stand...but realized i couldn't, panic was rising so i looked carefully not focusing on my surroundings. I had hooves! I then uneasily took a deep breath...kept looking, then I saw the furred haunch and jet black tail and immediately yelled at the top of my lunges "WHY AM I A FUCKING PONY!!!!" I noticed my snout and felt the panic attack about to hit...then my bag of stuff including the coat I was wearing fired out of the closing portal and hit me square in the face. Just before I passed out I heard Discord laugh and say "Your welcome my new friend." he snapped his lizard like talons as my vision turned black.

-TWO HOURS LATER-

I was in a fore poster bed when I arose...with a note attached to my nose. All i could think was who does that...so thirty minutes wasted trying to grip with hooves, and still have it flat. the note was written in the most elegant script i have ever read,

-Dear Lesbian Carwasher of lesbia,

please almighty Faust tell me this isnt your name...after a very long conversation with my Friend Discord, he explained to me he pulled you out of a wreckage at the very last second and he brought to you your things, be it they look very flat. I hope to speak to you as soon as you feel up to it and I have some questions. Please try not to use that Vial word or i shall take measures. I will be in to see you tomorrow so please gather yourself and be prepared to explain a few things and may I be the first to welcome you from Lesbia and to the land of Equestria.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia of Equestria.-

I had to read this note 3 times...so I am apparently in equestria last I knew I was in the united states, My panic attack was returning already and i hadn't even left the bed yet so, to be fair I jumped down from my bed and I immediately saw a mirror in the corner. I decided to steadily walk over to it...and i immediately fell face first into the ground. Oh yeah new center of balance...hooves, all fours. I then cantered *sigh i feel dirty for that* over to the mirror. After looking at it for ten seconds of utter shock and horror...I screamed like a little girl. I am now a Cobalt blue Unicorn with long unkempt black hair with a streak of shimmering silver hair and a soul patch under my chin of the same color. then the next hour was filled of me yelling expletives at the top of my lunges in anger...within my anger I did the dumbest thing I had done in at least ten years I bashed my head into a wooden door to clear my head, Then my horn got stuck.

So going by the shift in the sun...i had been sitting face stuck to a wooden door yelling for help for four hours, and crying. All I could think was this place blows four damn hours stuck literally horn first into a wall, splitting headache, and why am i here? I eventually gave up yelling and fell asleep. I am so glad i did for once I went to the land of slumber i found some salvation.

My first dream as a pony was horrible...mostly because I was trying to make it lucid. But I was sitting on the ground glaring at a giant mirror that read Roy and his friend William. In the mirror was my friend Will dying in his car yelling "Roy, Where are you? ROY!! Little Bro, This isn't funny man say something?" but I saw all my body was a mangled mess just outside the car. So I had to admit to myself maybe discord did save me, doesn't mean I have to like it...sometimes you have to totally have to hate your own subconscious.

Just as I saw my sign to control my dream and get out of this cement hell of watching my big brothers last seconds...another Horse appeared in my dream and swished it all away with a wing. She was a beautifully dark blue with a starry night for a hairstyle, as I was lost in her hairdo she looked down at me with gentle eyes and said " My little pony what troubles you this night?"

I sighed finally lost of all real world worries due to the fact I knew I was dreaming...so I began "Ok, I was just transported from a car accident that killed my best friend from elementary school to a court yard where I am told my name is Lesbian Carwasher of Lesbia by creature called discord, Then still reeling from the fact i crashed hear from I'm guessing a wormhole another Horse but white asked me what my name was not caring if I was OK, i'll admit she looked frazzled though. And when she asked me she was very condescending just like you did. I am no ones anything...and I still don't want to accept i am a pony, then I was knocked out from my bag of things crashing into my face. And finally I looked into a mirror and noticed I was in fact the unicorn you see before you but I still did not want to accept it, so reactions were made of me yelling for a while in my anger I smashed my head into a door...then i sat there crying out for help until i fell asleep. That is how I am doing in this new land of Equestria!"

As she listened to the rant...her reactions to what I said were varied from a hidden joy, to her looking hurt...and then worry. She then asked " Dost though really believe you are no ones pony?"

My eyes immediately narrowed and I said " If I wast stuck head first in a wall and had somebody to talk to as a friend maybe, but where i sit i am no ones anything...and I meant what I said, and I said what i meant." then she just smiled this wickedly devious smile and blinked away. I sat there once again alone but now looking at a blank mirror but the writing now read PICK YOUR BATTLES...BRO, PICK YOUR BATTLES! I chuckled at the sign of my dream becoming lucid and allowing me to control it...then as my cement slab broke out into a Seussian world...it suddenly disappeared.

Awoken from a great relief in my head...i sat rubbing my forehead just below my horn it must have been at least four am. Then I heard the Horse from my dream say "Welcome to Equestria, My little pony...and may I Introduce myself as Princess Luna, Guardian of Dreams. Now let us speak as friends in the waking world. Or did you not say what you meant and meant what you said?"

My Jaw dropped...she just quoted me from my dream, I looked her over once more. Exactly the same as she was in the dream...so I honestly made my first attempt at making a friend in this world "But I have no name in this world, and friends share names as an introduction."

Luna then had a girlish giggle and spoke "Then i shall name you..." She was rubbing her hoof against her chin as if deep in thought "I shall call you...Cobalt Constellation. Why art thou eyes like a fillies?"

I then spent the wrest of the night speaking with the night princess just creating my first real friend in this world and so glad that somebody wasn't treating me like I was an oddity but good things must come to an end for she said around dawn "Come Cobalt, We shall go lower the moon and then have a nice conversation with my sister Celestia."

I am so not looking foreword to this morning. Then my stomach growled louder than anything i have ever heard...i hope i can get a mocha and some bacon for breakfast. I really need some comfort food to get a little out of this never ending panic attack that is just building within me. As Luna stared at me with a huge grin like she thought something was funny but she didn't want to offend me I said "I just hope i can get some food soon before my stomach eats me."

Author's Note

just gotta say if im able to im going to try and post a song to how each chapter makes you has a idea how cobalt feels.