Nobody seems to realize i have a bad temper in the morning. So I have been transported to equestria turned into a different creature, had the word FUUUUUU....buck taken away from me from celestia and i have to make some random princess say im a valude friend to earn it back. I hope my assistant Zero has some idea on how im going to go about doing this, maybe Luna does ill ask her in my nightly letter.
Dear Princess Luna,
Why the hell does DISCORD STILL CALL ME LESBIAN CARWASHER OF LESBIA?
Sincerly your student of the night
I hope learning about this new world wont be that annoying.
(mature is for my humor as an author)