Yubel flew to a nice secluded alley and landed to a ancient ponyhole cover. With a pull from her hands she opened it up. Before she entered her eyes narrowed at something for a moment before she jumped right in.

“Styx. Do you copy?” Lucas asks as he watched Yubel jump into the sewer.

“Yea, I’m enjoying a lovely stroll thru the city...in reality two gods, demigods, whatever they are are chasing me!” Styx yelled as he ran fast through a few alleyways to lose the Princesses for a moment.

“Styx. I’m going to try something. Remember that magic infused teleporter we found?”

“Yea...you got an idea to use that thing?”

“Yeah, but you got to get the princesses to stop chasing you somehow. Maybe fake a surrender or something. I need you still for about three seconds or it could completely atomize you.”

“Wow, this sounds like a great plan...well seeing as my magic double trick won’t work for thirty more minutes, I’ll take a shot at something.” Styx moved to a spot and sure enough the princesses appeared in the sky above him.

“You! Whoever you are I demand you surrender immediately!” The princesses lowered to the ground a few feet infront of Styx who was moving his hand behind his back into his sack of tricks. The two Princesses approached the goblin who quickly threw a small black ball at the ground between them. In a flash it exploded, knocking them down and covering them in sticky black tar.

“Three. Two. One.” After Lucas said one Styx had already teleported.

“Well, good timing...not sure if my sticky tar bomb would hold magical pony gods or whatever.”

Yubel wandered through the old tunnels and soon come to where the wall to the old mines collapsed. As she walked into the crystal mines she could sense familiar magical signatures watching her from the shadows. As it got almost pitch black she stopped and waited her two mismatched eyes closed for a moment. A green glow appeared seen in front of her. “Hello my little Ladybug.” Yubel said eyes opened.

“Sorry to break up your little reunion, but we are going to need a place to stay.” Lucas said, drawing every living being’s attention to him as he appeared with Styx.

“Mom do you know them?” Several hundred lights light up as the person who called Yubel mom was finally seen. Chrysalis the Queen of the Changeling race.

“No not really.”

“Fuck!” Lucas coughed out blood. “I don’t remember getting hurt!”

“Ah, going to take a wild guess as her third eye glowed i felt some weird magic fly right at you Lucas.”

“No. It wasn’t that…” Lucas replied, “Did you bring the medkit?”

“Yes, yes...I forget it one time and i never hear the end of it from you.” Styx reached in his sack and pulled out the medkit, handing it to Lucas.

Lucas pulled out a syringe and inserted it into a vein in his neck. He started moving around like he was seeing things, attracting all attention to him before he aimed his rifle at something. He didn’t fire though. “Fucking hate that hallucination!”

“You humans can’t handle your own stuff...Haha.” Styx laugh a bit.

“Actually… that was an experimental shot. It had an 80% chance of making it worse and a 20% chance of working. It’s illegal by the VSA.”

“So now what, oh fearless leader?” Styx said with massively implied sarcasm.

“Well, they are staring at us… So, yeah.” Lucas pointed out.

Chrysalis wanted to shut them up. They were ruining her moment of being reunited with her mother. “I’ll take care of this.” Yubel said as she walked up to them. She looked at the syringe. “You said a 80% chance of making it worse? It seems you have internal bleeding, it being worse could mean you heart will rip open.” Yubel handed him a bottle with some kinda red liquid. “Here if it feel like it getting worse drink that, it's a health potion, should counter the effects of whatever going to happen.”

“Oh…” Everyone stared at Lucas incredulously as he pulled his pistol that nobody saw behind him from out and back into his holster. “I was going to go out like a Jihad but that works too…” He says awkwardly.

“Don’t mind my friend here..I think he is crazy sometimes...but then again, that’s calling the kettle black coming from me.” Styx sat down on the ground and looked over his body for any injuries he may have gotten.

“Fick dich.” (Fuck you.) Lucas said in annoyance.

Yubel sighed. “Sorry Ladybug, this is probably not how you wished we had meet.” Yubel apologized to Chrysalis. “Wait why are you here in canterlot?” Yubel asked with a raised eyebrow.

Chrysalis started fiddling with her hands and looked guilty of something. “I was going to you see..” the crystal walls moved to show Cadance, the Alicorn of Love unconcious on the ground. “Impersonate her and invade Equestria.” the demi demon answered.

“Ah shit! Would you stop having that damned flashback!” Styx yelled at Lucas who was twitching with his eyes rolled in the back of his head. This of course ruined the moment again.

“What’s wrong with him this time?” Yubel asks in annoyance.

“He’s having a flashback where the person he trusted the most kills him.”

Yubel blinked at this. “Mind if we spoke privately for a moment, and Chrysalis we will talk about this later.”

The changeling moved away as Chrysalis leaved for the moment. Yubel pulled out a flower and pulled off a pedal giving them a flame and light. “Alright talk, how did you end up here?”

“What?” Styx asks in confusion.

“You know what i mean, how did you get to this.” She motioned to the whole place.

“I still don’t follow.”

Yubel’s right eye twitched. “You know what I mean you're not native to here.”

“Ah the ‘How did i come to this multicolored hell’ question...well it started a long time...but to make this short...I fought myself, killed myself, and I woke up here.”

A gunshot is heard and everyone turns to see Lucas aiming his gun at an unseen hallucination.

“Oh gods above, there he goes again.”

“You won’t kill me again Sinclair! You never tried to protect me! You fucking liar!” Lucas spent the rest of his magazine on the hallucination.

“Look demon lady...it's simple...he died and came here...I died and came here, so the only logical reasoning is that this is hell, and not the fun kind of hell either..”

Yubel rolled her eyes. “Does a cloaked figure eating noodles ring a bell?”

“Hi Loki!” Lucas says as he waves at… something.

“Oh god he’s hallucinating still.” Styx sighs.

“Loki? As in from norse myth?” Yubel held out a blacken fang. “Or this?”

“I don’t even know what that is...I feel like I’m missing something here.”

“You know, Loki, the Draconequus. Like Discord?” Lucas says, not hallucinating anymore.

Yubel rolled her eyes. “I take it your dreams are either charvoant or your hallucinations are so messed up you have no idea what’s going on?”

“A little bit of both.” Lucas scoffs, “And how do you not know who Loki is?!”

“Me? well for one from where I come from goblins don’t have gods....we were made by mages for there damn experiments, also i don’t read fiction.”

Yubel thought for a moment. “Wait a minute.” She pulled out an old book from a long time ago out. Tales of the multiverse by Eric “Loki” Smith. “You mean sci-fantasy author Eric Smith’s nickname?”

“Er… yes but not exactly… You see… Loki has more power than both the princesses combined many times over but he got trapped in the void and became a void dweller. He sent us here.”

“Well...that's something...I guess i owe this ‘Loki’ a drink and a punch...the drink for bring me back to life and the punch for throwing me in this hell.”

“Aw, come on! He’s actually one of the nicer gods out there. Trust me, there are far worse ways to get here. He showed me.”

“Ok, you’re going to have to tell me more about this guy later.” Styx found himself interested, he didn’t believe in gods but he did know that magic is crazy all the time and a guy like Loki sounds like he would fit in with all this.

“Uh… Yubel was it? Are you okay? You kinda spaced out.” Lucas waved a hand in front of her face.

Yubel blinked for a moment. “I was waiting for you both to stop talking, it’s called being polite!” Yubel screamed back at them.

“It’s obvious you hate us or really don’t like us.” Lucas said quietly, shocking the two.

“I have to agree there…” Styx said.

“Sorry but I didn’t expect you both to follow me when I find my daughter and her Changeling’s I haven’t seen them in a thousand years you know.” Yubel answered back.

“I thought you were going to get violent or try to kill us or something…” They both look at Lucas incredulously.

“Okay, you had a fucked up life.” Styx says in confusion.

“Why would I? I half expect you to shoot me, course that would hurt you instead of me.” Yubel answered.

“Because… everyone wants to kill me… They killed my dad… my adopted father killed me… They all want to kill me!!”

“Now I’m just throwing this out there that you aren't from around here are you?” Styx said to Yubel.

“Really? The fact I’m the only demoness and a dual monster?” Yubel deadpanned.

“So how did you guys die? I was told ‘I’ve always tried to protect you son. I’m sorry I couldn’t be that person’ and then he shot me in the head.”

“Well I woke up in an abandoned mages laboratory, found out that I was a clone of the first goblin, tracked down the guys who made me in there cliffside city. I’ll skip the boring parts and tell you i fought a clone of myself, who had been the voice in my head but he…” Styx head began to hurt.

“I got something from a cloaked figure eating noodles talking to himself, fell into a vortex landed with a cut mixed my blood into a dark magic filled corpse graveyard and become a mother.” Yubel answered simply. “I didn’t die.”

“Wait… Bug.... hive… queen… Oh my god!!! You are an empress!” Lucas points out before literally getting onto his knees and bowing to Yubel.

“Have some back bone human!” Styx yelled at Lucas.

“You realize she could literally kill us easily right?” Lucas said in German though everyone understood.

“What can I say...I'm a gambler...mostly with my own life, haha.”

“Or you are just a fucking idiot sometimes. It’s easier to just admit that.” Lucas snarks.

“Yea yea...you people have a very low standard of what a goblin is don’t you?”

“Don’t know, don’t care. Bow before I shoot you in the fucking foot.”

“Fine...if it make you shut up for a minute.” Styx grumbled as he slowly bowed to Yubel while rolling his eyes.

“Technically…” Yubel started but a new voice was heard screaming.

“Why am I in a Crystal cave?!” Cadance had awoke.

Lucas immediately got up from the ground as a changeling started to walk towards Cadence. “Can I shoot her or something, even knocking her out would work. Her screams are fucking annoying!” Lucas says sadistically.

“Or a ball gag if you're feeling kinky.”

“If I wanted to fuck her… I would have already made a move.” Lucas retorts.

Yubel blinked for a moment. “Wait she is an Alicorn right? As in a demigoddess?”

“Yeah? So?”

“What is her domain?” Yubel asked.

A changeling came up. “Love, lust and I think positive emotions.”

“Oh! Okay!” Lucas ran towards her before we could react. “HEY BITCH! Stop screaming before I fucking bust a cap in you!”

Yubel blinked. “Wait that cutie mark…” She recognized it. Crystals closed the Alicorn off in another room.

“Sorry about that I forgot to keep her in her cage.” Chrysalis said.

“If she screams one more fucking time I’m going to knock her the fuck out with a crowbar.”

“Ah you humans and your ways with words…”

“I’m serious.” Lucas says as he pulls out a crowbar… Seriously where the fuck did he get that?!

“Anyway...so who’s in charge here?”

“Former Shadow Marshall Lucas Kellan of the Vektan Security Agency and Interplanetary Strategic Alliance.” Lucas says with a nod.

“Great...so now what? we are in a cave with an army of bugs, their queen, the queen's demon mother...and I don’t feel like standing in here for all time.”

A ringing sound is heard from Lucas. He pulls out his phone, a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 and stares at it. “Uh… what…?” He asks in confusion.

“What? Where did you even…. Actually how is that working….” Yubel gave up.

“You have 1,268,103 unread messages.” An electronic voice says out loud.

“...” Lucas’s jaw just drops.

The messages were all in some kinda eldritch language that made no sense at all.

“Uh… Hey can you read this?” Lucas asks as he hands Yubel his phone.

Yubel did and hit send on the phone. “Message sent.” The phone said.

“They were all duel monsters languages for send.”

“... What the fuck has my life become?!” Lucas complains.

“I don’t know but you should probably stop bitching about it and maybe it will get better.” Styx snarks.

The phone turned into a moment to gain a techno egyptian look and a recording was heard.

We are the Unlikely Trinity.

Yubel

Lucas

Styx

If you find this phone hit reply and we will come.

To kick butt and take names.

To lend a helping hand.

Or whatever.

Cya soon.

“What The Fuck!” Yubel screamed in shock!

“Hey! It’s like Loki said! Apparently we just made a token that people like us can use to summon us! And if we find a token we can summon the person that it belongs to!” Lucas said cheerfully.

Yubel blinked at him. “Ok that sounds completely impossible.”

“Everyone’s a critic.” Lucas said suddenly with a scowl that could make Jesus shit himself in fear.

“Ehehehe… I don’t think it’s impossible…” Styx said fearfully, as his arms were shaking badly.

Yubel however didn’t seem to mind it. “I’ve seen Discord remove his skin… nothing scares me anymore.”

“That actually wasn’t the worst I have. And trust me there are things a lot worse than a draconequus removing their skin, especially considering I doubt that would really even harm him.”

Yubel decided not to reveal what was under it better they didn’t know.

Lucas saw her expression and his jaw dropped. “He didn’t put it there… right…?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Yubel deadpanned.

A scream was heard. “Nope. That’s it.” Lucas pushes Styx out of the way and grabs his crowbar before advancing towards Cadence.

Yubel sighed. “Really? I doubt that would keep her knock out for long…”

Lucas looks at a hole that leads down to the cave Cadence is in. He sighs and jumps straight down before rolling as he hits the ground. Her eyes widen as she sees him and she starts to scream and struggle in her bonds. Lucas walks up behind Cadence before literally headbutting Cadence and slamming the crowbar on the tip of her horn, knocking her out.

“At least she stopped screaming.”

However he soon falls as Yubel knocks him out. “Danm it Chrysalis…. Where did I go wrong.” Yubel sighed. “He going to get us killed…. well himself anyway.”

“That fucking hurt you bitch!” Lucas yells as he shot up.

Author's Note

We are indeed open for crossovers. Yep. Double yep. Triple yep.