What in the world!

'Why's it so cold?' I mentally say to myself I try to pull the covers over me, but all I grab is dead leaves and twigs, I suddenly open my eyes and I struggle to see my surroundings, I rub my eyes and I look around. There are trees with jagged branches and clouds with a little of sunshine poking through the mass of clouds. I start to panic wondering how I got into a forest. I get up quickly, but as I use my left arm to push myself up I fall back in pain as I let out a pained groan. I look at where it's hurting, and see a jagged stick from a branch embedded deep into my left shoulder.

"How the fuck did I get a branch stabbed into my shoulder?"

I grab the end of the jagged branch and I snap it off, i pull the damned branch out and toss it to the side. I rip a piece of my shirt off and i wrap the piece of ripped clothing gently around the wound of my left shoulder. I tighten it around to secure it and i give a small tug for good measures to stay on. I stand up and I look around to see where I am, but I seem to not know where I am.

"I should probably fi-"

I didn't get to finish my sentence when I heard a faint cry like if it was a baby crying. I run towards the crying, and as I get closer the crying gets louder and louder as I run more and more towards the crying. I stop in my tracks as I see a basket in the middle of the forest, I slowly walk towards it, and I hear small whimpers coming from in the basket. I stop in front of the basket, and I bend down and open the basket. Let me tell you this, I was surprised, confused, and heartbroken at what I saw inside the basket. There was a little bundle of fur wrapped in a white blanket. What surprised me was that it was something I have ever seen before. The little bundle of fur had equine features but I could see it had hands, its fur was as black as coal, and had a white mane. The little guy was looking up at me with big teary light blue eyes, holding his little chubby arms to out for me to carry him, I think its a him. What had me confused is that, who would have this little infant out here alone in a forest and what had me heartbroken is why would they leave a cute little thing like him/her out here. I hear him/her whimper as it still holds out its arms to me. I smile and pick him/her up and I unwrap the little bundle of cuteness to check its gender. I see it's a boy and I nod my head, I wrap him back up to keep him warm from the cold forest wind.

''Hey little guy, whatcah doing out here all by yourself?" The little white mane infant giggles and reaches out to touch my face and I bring my face close to his little chubby hands and he explores my face with his little hands.

I smile down at the little ball of cuteness and tickle his belly as he giggles and squeals. I can't help but grin at how cute he is. Heh I like kids, you can say I'm a sucker for them.

"Well little guy lets find a way out of this damned forest shall we." He just giggles in response and I nod my head and smile. I found a little trail leading out the forest as I sigh in relief to find a way out. I walk out of the gloomy forest and I walk into a area where the sun shines down onto both I and the little white mane infant straddled in my arms. The heat of the sun seems to have a calming a affect on me as i relax and feel the warm heat of then sun shine down of me. I walk down a little rock trail leading to a bridge. Hmm the bride must lead to a village or something. I hear the little infant whimper and I look down at him and I lightly coo him to calm him down and I nuzzle the top of his head. The dark furred infant squeals in happiness knowing he knows I'm here for him. I walk across the bridge and sure as hell, there's a little village up ahead. I walk a little faster to the village, but I stop as something catches my I eye, a sign in the corner of my eye I spotted. i walks towards the sign and see it has words in English.

WELCOME TO THE TOWN OF PONYVILLE, THE HAPPIEST PLACE TO LIVE AT.

Residents living here: 1,300

Ponyville?...........Now what kind of a idiot would name a town ponyville. Sounds like if they got the name from a girls cartoon show. I shake my head and I walk towards the little town. As I read the entrance of the small town named ponyville, I stop dead in my tracks and I blink several times. I rub my eyes with my right hand to make sure I'm looking at the real deal. Yup I'm not imagining things, there are anthro looking horses that are standing on two legs and have hands. What really shocked me the most is that some have wings and others have horns on there heads while others don't have either. The little infant giggles at my slacked jawed expression and I shake my head.

"Well little guy lets go meet the people." The white mane infant tilts his head to the side not knowing what I meant. I chuckle at how cute he looks.

I walk casually walk into the busy little town and then all of a sudden the anthro looking horses stop what there were doing and stare at me. I look around and I try to say something but instead I hear a loud scream and everything turns to chaos. All of them start running around screaming and tripping over each other until all of them find a house to hide in. The little town that once was full of busy anthro horses now is turned into a quite little town. I look around to the many homes and shops around me full with curious and fearful looking eyes staring at me from there windows.

"Wow talk about a tough crowd uh little guy.'' I look down at the little kid straddled safely in my arms as he looks up at me just smiling and giggling.

I hear a something land in front of me and I look up and see a rainbow looking mane horse with sky blue looking fur. I can tell this one is a girl cause she's wearing a sports and some compacted shorts. I can also tell that she's a girl cause she got some curves. Wait am I really checking out a anthro looking horse. I hear the rainbow maned horse talk to me and strangely speaks English.

"Who are you, and what are you?" she says to me in a threating voice while glaring daggers at me.

"I'm Andrew J. Carlos, and I'm a human.'' I reply to her. The reason my name is like that is because my mom is African American and my dad is Hispanic. I have tanned colored skin and I have brown colored short hair.

''What the buck is a human?'' Did she really use buck, and does she really not know what a human is? Oh right woke up somewhere where they don't have humans I suppose.

"A human is what I am, and what are you and who are?" she replies back with a cocky smirk.

''My names Rainbow Dash and I'm a pony and equestria's fastest flier." I don't seem impressed.

The little kid in my arms starts squirming and whimpering indicating he's hunger. Damn I have nothing to feed him and i don't know what exactly to feed him. It seems that rainbow dash was caught by surprised at what you have cradled in your arms. She then looks at you with a dangerous look in her eyes.

''Where did you get you get that foal from?'' she says in a low dangerous voice. She gets in a running stance ready to charge at me. I to speak up but she has already started running at me in a quick speed that caught me by surprise. I feel the wind knocked out of me as I stumble back clutching my stomach.

''What...the fuck..was that for?" I breath out trying to get the air back into my lungs. I look up and see her ready to strike me again but i quickly slip here wide hook she throws back at me and I counter back with a uppercut to her stomach. She coughs up spit and falls to her knees clutching her stomach groaning in pain but she then stands up quickly and hits with a good right hook to the chin. I stumble back holding my chin with my left hand and holding the whimpering foal which rainbow dash calls him. Damn she hits pretty hard for a girl, I'll credit for that. I need to set this little guy down before he gets hurt. I find a safe shady place where he can lay in and I set him down.

''I'm gonna ask you again monster, where did you get that foal from?!" her ears get pinned back as she flares her nostrils.

"I found him in a forest in a basket wrapped in a blanket." I reply back.

"Liar!" she yells and charges at me at fast speeds but I stay and wait for the right moment but that moment never comes cause I couldn't she her she was to fast. She wasn't kidding she is the fastest. She throws all these combinations of punches that I can barely dodge, but I see an opening on her face so I that opening and I throw a hard left hook to her face. She instantly falls to the ground knocked out. I stand there with wide eyes wondering what have I done.

"......Oops.'' I hear several gasps and I look up and see five are looking at the knocked pony on the ground. They look at me with wide eyes except for one. The one I'm talking about has a cowboy looking hat and she is wearing a rolled up checkered red shirt that shows a well toned six pack, and she is wearing some cut off jeans with boots. I notice I'm staring at her but i don't notice her coming towards with a menacing look that can kill a man. I see ready to kick square on the saw and I easily evade that kick. I get in my boxing stance getting ready for another fight, but then I see the other three stand next to the country looking mare, instead of all five going against a butterscotch looking mare helps the downed rainbow dash.

"This is gonna hurt." I mentally say to myself.