Audio Log

I take a deep breath and let out, I press the record button and let out a sigh.

"Yo, this is Andrew J. Carlos. I am currently hiding with my kids, both batponies. Love those to from the bottom of my heart. Heh, right back to the recording."

"I'm a human from earth, that came here by an unknown source. I came here at the age of 19, and my ethnicity is Hispanic/Latino. Ya ya, I know, what the fuck is a Hispanic or Latino? Is something I will get to later. If it were a human they would know what it is, but a pony? Na they wouldn't know."

"My eyes were a hazel color but now they're all fucked up at the moment because of the powers I got from coming to equestria. My skin tone is tanned, like that good kinda tanned. My hair is brown, and it's commed to the side just how I like it. I keep it short."

"Married? I was, but not anymore. Height? About 6'1. Not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty hot and muscular."

I chuckle and get back to the recording.

"Um...my age is well...classified in a way. Don't ask why just go with it. I'll tell ya this, I'm still young."

"Why am I hiding, you ask? Well the reaso-...?"

"Daddy? Who are you talking to?"

"Go back to bed sweetie. I'll be there with you in a bit."

I pinch the top of my nose as I let out a sigh.

"Alright. This is how it all started."