Knight in Crimson Armor

by promethian
I buy a slimy saddle. Now what happens? I got awesome armor and shiz, and a slimy pet that is awesome. Oh, did I mention werewolf and merman related stuff?

So I buy some stuff from the merchant, and then now I get crimtane armor and awesome superpowers, and a slimy little friend. And now the slime king, moon lord, skeletron, and others want to kill me… Fuck!

Everyone
Incomplete
Human
Alternate Universe
Crossover
 

1548 words: Estimated 8 minutes to read
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2 Chapters:

  1. Slimy saddle? Why is it ACTUALLY slimy? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  2. I wait here everyday... and don't care. But now I do, so I'm getting out. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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