Artemis Fowl the Second. Middle School Student. Eccentric Billionaire Mastermind. Well, that's what he was a year ago. After the disappearance of his father when his yacht was destroyed while shipping hundreds of thousands of cans of cola to Russia, and the loss of a considerable chunk of his family fortune, he has been hunting for a way to gain his wealth back. And his search has lead him to a world of peace, harmony, and magic. And he has plans for it. With his butler, Butler, and Butler's sister Juliet, he delves into the world where his honor, family, and most importantly, fortune, can be restored.

This is a "what if" scenario if Artemis Fowl decided to seek fortune in Equestria instead of with the People. Sincere thanks to jasontaylorblogs for proofreading and providing feedback, as well as Eoin Colfer for creating this wonderful series.

I don't own MLP, or the Artemis Fowl series, though I do own a few cucumbers.