The PoME Reaction Show
all four RWBY trailers
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Aria: Now that's what I'm talking about.
Artemis: Of course you would like this.
Aria: I wouldn’t expect you to understand RWBY is awwsome, your just mad that Yang beat Tifa in Screw Attacks Death Battle.
Artemis: NEVER SPEAK OF IT. THAT BATTLE WAS BULLSHIT, TIFA SHOULD HABE WON!
Aria: Geez Arrow chill, you know they just make those videos to piss off people.
Artemis: True and I will admit this, I love the girl with the giant red scythe.
Aria: So do I, I wish i had a scythe.
Artemis: That's the last thing you need Ari, remember the mini gun incedent.
Aria: That was Treble’s fault.
Artemis: True but you didn't have to act like the TF2 Heavy.
Aria: Ugh you're The Worst
Treble: You sure you're not talking about yourself Aria.
Aria: YOU'RE DEAD TREBLE!
*Treble runs off laughing like a madman with a very angry Aria chasing him*
Artemis:*tries to process what just happened, then looks at Asura who is sitting down eating a chicken sandwich and drinking a bottle of apple juice* Are going to stop them?
Asura:*looks at Artemis and just shrugs his shoulders* Someone else has got it covered. *goes back to eating his lunch*
Boyfriend: Alex, Girlfriend: Alejandra, Author: Ghost Rider
Alex: what's this? I was told there would be old spice envolved!
Alejandra: oh shush honey. I know you don't watch anime, but I do so be quiet for me.
Alex: ugh! Fine.......
Alejandra: .....
Alex: HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE!?!?!
*slap*
Alex: ow!
Alejandra: ....
Alex: ....
Alejandra: wasn't that awesome- wait a minute.... YOU WERE ON YOUR PHONE THE WHOLE TIME!
Alex: no I wasn't!
Alejandra: give me that phone! Let's see who you've been attempting to text. Ah, so you've been trying to text Straight. Well let's see what messages are on here. Just kill me. Shoot me please. Break my neck. Please this is insufferable. Really Alex! It's not that bad!
Alex: to an anime fan! I'm not a fan of anime so to me it's like hell!
Alejandra: ugh. Tell you what, if another anime based reaction comes up, you can just get up and leave if you want.
Alex: thank you sweetie! *kiss*
Alejandra: *giggle* your welcome big guy.
*how ever the moment is ruined by someone clearing their throat, to which Alex and Alejandra both turn around and much to their shock come face to face with a very much alive Monty Oum, who then looks at Alejandra with a smile on his face* I'm glad you enjoyed my work.
Monty Oum: I'm glad you enjoyed my work.
Alex: *to shock to say anything*
Alejandra: *lets out a high pitched fan girl scream* OH MY GOD!!!!!! *and then she pulls out a pen and a piece of paper out of nowhere and hands them to Monty Oum with a huge smile on her face* Can I please have your autograph?
Monty Oum: Yes you may.
*Alejandra lets out another high pitch scream*
Monty Oum: and who am I making this out too?
Alejandra: Alejandra T. Garret, that is my full name, Mr. Oum, sir.
Monty Oum: Alright here you go. *Monty hands Alejandra the autograph, who then proceeds to hug it like a teddy bear*
Alejandra: Thank you, thank you, thank you!!
Monty Oum: Your welcome.
*suddenly Treble comes running by laughing like a lunatic with a very pissed off Aria chasing after him*
Monty Oum: Well I must go I am need else where *Monty does a heroic pose and takes off into the air like superman, leaving a still shocked Alex and a fangirling Alejandra behind*
Boyfriend: Warhawk, Girlfriend: Sonata, Author: Grann
Warhawk: Fuck yes! Now this I can get behind.
Sonata: Oh this looks fun.
Warhawk" You bet your blue ass it is. Lets watch.
Red
Sonata: This music is very pretty.
Warhawk: Yeah really sets you in the mood, and the animation is great.
Sonata: Oh no Werewolves.
Warhawk: Actually those are Beowulves and those won't be a problem.
Sonata: Whata do you mean? *Sees Ruby show off her syche* Whoo.
Warhawk: I know.
*After the fight*
Sonata: That was so cool.
Warhawk: Now for white.
White
*Warhawk and Sonata watch Weiss start to sing. Sonata looks down after a few verses and puts a hand to her throat. Warhawk places his hand on her shoulder and smiles at her. She returns the smile.*
* suddenly Sonata lets out a gasp that is a mix of horror and shock when she sees Weiss get punched really hard by the giant knight, she gets even more worried when Weiss gets up to show that she has a small line of blood going down her face*
Sonata: Oh my god, her face.
Warhawk: Don't worry Sonata, this is when fight gets really good.
*Both enamored after the fight*
Warhawk: Okay next one.
Black
Sonata: Theirs a lot more talking in the one.
Warhawk: Yeah, still just as awesome.
*After watching some of the fighting*
Warhawk: It's amazing how they manage to make all this.
Sonata: Yeah, it makes me go ohhhhh, Ahhhhh.
Warhawk: All that's left is yellow.
Sonata: Awe last one.
Yellow
Warhawk: Damn she can kick some ass.
Sonata: I think she's my favorite.
Warhawk hard to argue, look at how she's owning those guys.
Sonata: Oh look at those two girls, they look mean.
Warhawk: Yeah especially the one with bladed heels, that just scares me.
Sonata: Oh look out Yang, Junior's got a rocket launcher.
*Junior pulls some of Yang's hair*
Warhawk: Oh shit.
Sonata: What do you- *see's Yang erupt with anger*
*See's Ruby and hears her speak*
Sonata: Okay I think Ruby is my favorite.
Warhawk: Well that was awesome, thank you Monty. Wherever you are.
Monty Oum: I'm right behind you.
* upon hearing this both Warhawk and Sonata turn around and come face to face with a smiling Monty Oum*
Warhawk: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
*Sonata is to shocked to say anything*
*Monty opens his mouth to say some thing, but before he can say anything, Treble comes running by with Aria chasing after him, soon after Artemis running by yelling for Aria to stop*
Sonata: Oh dear, I better help Artemis stop Aria before she does something bad to Treble. *Sonata gets up and runs after them to help Artemis stop Aria*
Warhawk: I better go help her but it was an honor to meet you in person Mr. Oum *Warhawk runs after Sonata*
Boyfriend: Soul Writer, Girlfriend: Sunset, Author: BlueSun52
Soul: Huh, I haven't seen these in a while.
Sunset: What exactly is this?
Soul: It's a very popular web series that the company, Rooster Teeth make. It's even the same company that made Red vs Blue. I still watch that series a lot.
Sunset: What's the story about? I don't really get it.
Soul: It's about four teenage girls that formed together to fight the evil forces of a rising power that's trying to take over the world using a power source called Dust. It's like a mage's lyruim to these guys.
Sunset: Ah, is it any good?
Soul: It's good. I've seen the first season and half of seasons two. I was meaning to go back and see the rest.
Sunset: Maybe I can hope in and try it out.
Soul: I would like that very much, Sunny.
Boyfriend: Quill, Girlfriend: Lemon Zest, Author: Heavenly Quill
Quill sat down with Lemon and he smiled a little. "After last time, i;m kinda excited for this!"
Lemon Zest smiled. "Great, because I asked the security guard to stand by at the door if you try to escape again."
*Quill looks over at Asura who smiles and waves at him*
"Why must you be so evil?"
"Because you know love it. Now shut up its starting!"
-after the video-
"I don't know what this show is, but i wanna watch it now!" Zest said smiling happily.
"That yellowed haired girl was in a death battle last week, so maybe this will be pretty good."
Boyfriend: Zero, Girlfriend: Human Twilight, Author: Zeroxdoom
Zero: I think I remember seeing this before.
Twilight: You have?
Zero: Yeah, I've seen bits and pieces of it but don't know a lot about it.
Twilight: this is the first I've heard of it, lets give it a watch.
*After the first trailer*
Zero: That was sick! the animation flows so beautifully and that girl's scythe can be a gun! Maka Albarn and Hidan better move over, I've got a new favorite scythe user!
Twilight: That was actually pretty cool to say the least, and I agree that the animation is well done. I wonder how that girl made a weapon like that?
Zero: you think you can make one for me, please?!
Twilight: No! what would you need a weapon like that for?!
Zero: to kick some major ass! I'll wear a robe like that, only in black and become an awesome grim reaper of Canterlot.
Twilight: sigh lets just watch the next trailer.
*after the second trailer*
Twilight: That girl's voice was beautiful, and the way she used her rapier was amazing. I'm starting to really like this series, what did you think Zero?
Zero: it was ok, her weapon isn't better than the scythe in my eyes but it's not too shabby either. all in all, not too impressed but not disappointing. next.
*after the third trailer*
Zero: that guy.....WAS SO AWESOME! TWILIGHT YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE ME A WEAPON LIKE THAT!
Twilight: I told you I'm not making a weapon for you besides, I'm not even sure how to make it!
Zero: Aww, fine. but I love their weapons, especially that guy in the mask. if they make a video game I'm playing as him.
Twilight: and the girl?
Zero: she's just as awesome, but she kinda looks like me with the black hair and yellow eyes. but I want to see more of her and her weapon before I give my thoughts on her. what'd you think?
Twilight: the guy doesn't exactly scream "good guy", he doesn't seem to care about blowing up the train with the crew members on board. and I do see a resemblance between you and Blake, but she doesn't seem to talk as much as you.
Zero: Hey, what's that suppose to me?!
Twilight kissed him on the cheek to distract him from her previous statement
Twilight: oh nothing, lets watch the last one.
*after the final trailer.*
Twilight: Well she seems a little reckless, kinda makes me think of a combination of Rainbow and Pinkie. what do you think, Zero?
Zero: lets see, awesome personality, check. awesome weapons, check. and causes destruction everywhere she goes, definite check. and bonus for being related to the girl with the scythe. yup, if I had a rival, it'd be yang.
Twilight: I see you have another favorite.
Zero: you know it, and just from watching her fight, it makes me want to train even harder. in fact I want to fight someone right now!
Twilight: Wait, WHAT!
Zero: Rainbow Dash, I challenge you, Indigo and Soul to a fight right now!
Rainbow: bring it on!
Indigo: lets go!
Soul: Zero, hold on for a minute!
Zero: too late, your out voted Soul!
*Zero hopped out his chair and charged towards the others, causing a lot of ruckus on his way.*
Twilight: Zero! you can't just go and challenge people to a fight like that!
*Suddenly, Armstrong and Asura saw this and made their way towards Zero*
Armstrong: Young man, this behavior is intolerable! I request that you and your friends stop making a mess this INSTANT!
Asura: It would be a very bad idea to pick a fight with me kid.
Zero: you want a piece of me! I'll take you on too!
* before anything can happen Treble, Aria, Artemis, Sonata, and Warhawk come running in, but the moment Treble sees Asura and Armstrong he stops, which causes Aria, Artemis, Sonata, and Warhawk to crash into him cause a dog pile*
Treble: *In a pained voice* ouch
*Before any one can move to help them DIO from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures appears out of nowhere, DIO then smiles and his stand, The World appears behind him and DIO does his signature pose*
DIO: ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!
* suddenly time stops, DIO smiles and then runs off at blinding speeds he quickly comes back with Rivet and Blue Blitz in his arms, he quickly puts them on Armstrong's shoulders, then he grabs Rainbow Dash and Indigo Zap and puts them in their respective boyfriends laps bridle style, then he goes over to Treble, grabs him and sits him on Asura's shoulders, then he runs back over to Aria, Artemis, Sonata, and Warhawk and positions them so Artemis and Warhawk are holding Aria and Sonata in their arms bridle style, he then moves Artemis's and Aria's heads closer together to make it look like they are about to kiss, he then grabs Twilight and puts her in Zero's arms bridle style but he takes off Twilight's glasses and lets her hair down, he then runs out of the room and comes back with Sunset and puts her, you guest it, bridle style in Soul's arms, DIO then proceeds to jump really high into the air and then comes back down with a massive steam roller, when the steam roller hits the ground, Jotaro Kujo can be seen in the drivers seat reading a manga and sipping on a soda that his stand, Star Platinum is holding, Monty Oum is also standing on the top front of the steam roller with his arms folded, DIO then jumps on top of the cockpit and laughs at his handy work*
DIO: TIME MOVE ON!!
*time unfreezes and everyone starts freaking out about what happened, then the camera moves to another room where Ben can be seen standing in the middle*
Ben: *waves at the reader* Hello everyone I hope you enjoyed this chapter, also I must apologize for the lateness, I had to deal with work from college and that held me up, but any way see you all next time, bye now.
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