The PoME Reaction Show

by MrB

Markiplier Octodad funny moments

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Ben: Alright everyone, I know this chapter is almost a week over due, but I was very busy with college work and trying to finish all the profile for the new characters I am putting in this story to fill in the lack of reactions, now on with the show.

The Blasters: Fortissimo Blast, Allegro Maelstrom, and Orchestral Chill belongs to Shadowmane PX-41 and were borrowed with permission

The Tuners: Melody Tune, Acapella Metalheart Armstrong, and Vocala Paradiso belongs to me


Boyfriend: Alchemy Star, Girlfriend: Possible Trixie, Author: Mesiagamer

Alchemy: That was just lame, competently lame, and a wast of my time. *pulls out book and starts studying*

*somewhere in another room*

Markiplier: Thanks again for inviting to this Ben.

Ben: No problem Mark, its nice having you here.

*suddenly Mark feels a disturbance in the force*

Markiplier: I feel a disturbance in the force, as if someone just called me lame, I have to go.

*Markiplier bolts out of his chair and runs out of the room at full speed, leaving a confused Ben behind*

Ben: Here we go again. *looks at Asura* Please make sure he doesn't get in to much trouble please.

Asura: You got it. *starts leave the room*

Ben: Thank you Asura, oh and by the way one of the next videos will be from your game.

*Asura nods his head and smiles*

Asura: Your welcome.

*back at Alchemy's room, where he is still studying*

Alchemy: *mumbling some random equation*

*suddenly Markiplier burst into the room, scaring the living hell out of Alchemy*

Alchemy: WHO THE!? WHAT THE!? HOW THE!?

Markiplier: I heard that you were talking crap about me.

*Alchemy gulps*

*suddenly a wild Trixie appears*

Trixie: I will save you Alchemy!

*Trixie used smoke bomb, Markiplier's visibility is now zero*

Markiplier: I can't see!!

*Trixie grabs Alchemy and runs out of the room, only to run right into Asura*

Trixie: Hay, watch where you are going!

*Trixie runs off with Alchemy, much to Asura's confusion*

Asura: *shrugs shoulders* Whatever *walks into room* Hey Mark, you alright?

Markiplier: I can't see anything but I'm alright.

Asura: Good, now stay out of trouble please.

*before Mark can say anything, he feels another disturbance in the force*

Markiplier: I must go. *runs out of the room at full speed*

Asura: Here we go again. *turns around and looks at the room, which is now covered in blue soot from the smoke bomb*

Asura: Armstrong, we need a clean up in here!!

*Armstrong flies in on pony Bulk Biceps with a cordless vacuum cleaner*

Armstrong: Consider it done my friend.

*Armstrong starts to clean up the room while Asura goes after Mark*


Boyfriend: Artemis, Girlfriend: Aria, Author: CosmicAlchemist24

Aria: I'm sorry but Markiplier lost his edge to me

Artemis: I agree, hey wanna go play Kingdom Hearts.

Aria: A thousand times yes.

* suddenly a wild Markiplier appeared*

Markiplier: You talking crap about me?

*before Artemis or Aria can say anything, Asura comes barreling down the hallway*

Asura: Mark leave them alone!!

Markiplier: OH HELL!!!!

*Markiplier runs away with Asura chasing after him, leaving a confused Artemis and Aria behind to wonder what just happened*

Aria: Well that.....

Artemis:....Just happened.


Boyfriend: Rapid, Girlfriend: Sugarcoat, Author: Rapid Shadow

Rapid: Ugh Mark why

Sugarcoat: Does he act like this all the time?

Rapid: Yes unfortunately.

Sugarcoat: Ugh do we have to watch this?

Rapid: MrB wants us to so yes we do

Sugarcoat: Fine but I will not watch another video like this.

Conclusion of the Video

Rapid: Well that was certainly interesting

Sugarcoat: yes, yes it was

Rapid: Alright we'll be leaving right this way my lady

Sugarcoat: Ugh whatever Rapid let's just leave

Rapid: Alright see you guys later

*but before they could take a single step out the door, they both stop when they hear what sounds like someone running down the hallway*

Sugarcoat: Sounds like someone is running down the hallway, but who?

Rapid: I don't know but let me look.

*Rapid sticks his head out to see who is coming down the hallway and looks to the right and sees nothing, he then looks to the left and immediately regrets it because the first thing he sees is Markiplier running down the hallway like a bat out of hell, Rapid barley has time to pull his head back into the room before Markiplier comes to a screeching halt at the door, causing Rapid to jump back in surprise*

Markiplier: Did you like the video or not!?

*Rapid and Sugarcoat are to shocked to answer*

Markiplier: Well are you going to an-

Asura: MARKIPLIER!!!!!!!!

Markiplier: CRAP!!!

*Markiplier immediately makes stats running down the hallway again, then Asura comes flying by the doorway*

Sugarcoat: What just happened?

Rapid: I have no idea.


Boyfriend: Clyde, Girlfriend: Rarity, Author: BRyeMC

Clyde: Oh no, not him. I dislike his videos.

Rarity: Why's that?

Clyde: I just feel like he is yelling for no reason and is trying too hard. Plus, I'm more of a Pewds fan. His non-video game videos are hilarious.

Rarity: Isn't that the one with the adorable pugs and a very fashion forward and fabulous girlfriend? I know she has her own channel.

Clyde: Yep.

*Markiplier runs by the room*

Markiplier: I respect your comment but at the same time screw you!

*Asura comes running by*

Asura: GET BACK HERE NOW MARKIPLIER!!!!!!

Clyde: What the heck!?

Rarity: *to surprised to say anything*


Boyfriend: Soul, Girlfriend: Sunset, Author: BlueSun52

Soul and Sunset were watching the video while the two were confused at what they were watching.

Soul:....

Sunset:.....

Soul: Um.... What are we watching?

Sunset: Not a single clue, babe. Not a single clue.

*Suddenly Markiplier comes running by the door with Asura hot on his heels*

Markiplier: Then look me up on youtube!!!

Asura: GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!!!

Markiplier: THAT'S MY LINE!!!!

Soul: Well that just happened

Sunset: *slowly shakes her head*


Boyfriend: Alex, Girlfriend: Alejandra, Author: Ghost Rider

Alex: this is going to be great!

Alejandra: I hope so.

Alex: *gasping for air* HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Alejandra: this is kinda funny

Alex: *inhale* it's fuckin hilarious!! HAHAHAHA!!! He just keeps fucking up!!!

Alejandra: hehehehe, his failure is comical.

Alex:HAHAHAHAHA!

Alejandra: Jesus! Not so loud!

Alex*breathing heavily* ok, it's over. That was hilarious.

Alejandra: ok then?

*suddenly Markiplier comes running by with Asura chasing after him and throws a piece of paper with his and Alex's names on it into the room*

Markiplier: Glad you like the video, here have my autograph kid.

*Alex picks up the paper and sticks his head out the window*

Alex: Thanks Markiplier.


Boyfriend: Fortissimo Blast, Author: Shadowmane PX-41, Girlfriend: Melody Tune, Author: MrB

*both Fortissimo and Melody walk into the room and proceed to sit down*

Fortissimo: About dame time you used us.

Melody: At lest you and your bothers are in a published fanfic, this fanfic is unpublished and is going to remain that way, but I will admit I love what you did to my hair.

Fortissimo: I agree, and here I thought you couldn't get any more beautiful.

Melody: *blushing* Thank you Fortissimo. *kisses Fortissimo on the cheek, which causes him to start blushing as well*

Fortissimo: Your welcome babe.

MrB: I really hate to brake up this tender moment, but the two of you got a video to watch.

Melody: Your right*looks at Fortissimo* lets save this for later handsome. *winks*

Fortissimo: So what are we watching?

MrB: A Markiplier video.

Fortissimo: Markiplier, awesome, I love his videos.

Melody: Mark isn't that bad, but I'm more of a Vanossgaming fan myself.

Fortissimo: I have nothing against that.

MrB/Ben: Alright lets the video.

*Ben starts the video*

Fortissimo: Oh my god, I know what game he is playing.

Melody: Really, whats its name?

Fortissimo: Its name is Octodad, this game was a pain in the @$$ to play.

Melody: Octodad? Isn't that the game that drove Orchestral crazy and made Allegro rage quit three times?

Fortissimo: No, that was I am bread.

Melody: Oh ok.

*0:04-0:12*

Melody: I love the fact that he has a "you got to be kidding me" counter.

Fortissimo: If I had had one during my play through, it probable would had been in the 50's or 60's by the time I beat the game.

Melody: Wow, really?

Fortissimo: I s*** you not, this game was frustrating to play.

Melody: Now he has a "you get back here you bitch" counter.

Fortissimo: And now there are explosions.

Melody: And now the whole screen exploded * chuckles* now I see why you like this guy so much, this is actually kinda funny.

Fortissimo: I know right.

*0:24-0:27*

Melody and Fortissimo: BEST THROW EVER!!!*both laugh*

*0:34-0:41*

Fortissimo: Sexy dancing time. *pulls out a pair of sunglasses and starts dancing*

Melody: *looks at Fortissimo* Really?

Fortissimo: What?

*0:52-1:07*

Fortissimo: You hear that people, he is "normal".

Melody: Yep, well except for that one part at 1:04, that was not normal at all.

*1:08-1:13*

Fortissimo: OH MY GOD!!*starts laughing* I'm never going to be able to look at Finding Nemo the same way ever again after seeing that.

Melody: *laughing as well, but is more controlled then Fortissimo's* Same thing here.

*1:23-1:30*

Melody: Holy crap that was close!

Fortissimo: *shakes his head in agreement*

*1:47-1:51*

Melody: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!?!?

Fortissimo: *moves his seat little away from Melody*

*1:52-2:06*

Fortissimo: Wow rage much.

Melody: Something tells me we are going to be seeing that happen alot.

*2:07-2:18*

Melody: KITTENS!!!

Fortissimo: That reminds me, I need to play with Little Note when I get home.

Melody: I might bring Beethoven over, I know that he loves it when Little Note gets on his back for a ride.

Fortissimo: I love how Markiplier went from raging to calm in one second.

*2:26-2:43*

Fortissimo: Again with the kittens.

Melody: And people say I have a nasty temper.

Fortissimo: That drum part was funny.

Melody: Yes it was.

*2:58-3:08*

*Fortissimo and Melody see the first technical difficulties sign*

Fortissimo and Melody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fortissimo: OH MY GOD, THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!

Melody: WOW, just WOW.

*Fortissimo and Melody see the second technical difficulties sign*

Fortissimo: *falls on the floor in laughter*

Melody: HAHAHAHAHA, okay, now that was funny.

*3:14*

Melody: Even more kittens.

Fortissimo: I feel less stressed just looking at them.

*3:34-3:50*

Fortissimo: Think of the kittens Mark.

Melody: Yes, Mark think of the kittens.

Fortissimo: And STRESSED, well that basically sums up my playthrough in a nut shell.

Melody: Remind me to never play this game.

Fortissimo: With pleasure my love.

Melody: Well see you all next time.


Boyfriend: Allegro Maelstrom, Author: Shadowmane PX-41, Girlfriend: Acapella Metalheart Armstrong, Author: MrB

*Allegro and Acapella both enter the room together and sit down*

Allegro: Well this is nice to finally have a moment in the spotlight with my beautiful girlfriend.

Acapella: *blushes* Thank you Allegro, I love you too. *Acapella hugs Allegro, which puts his head right on her.....chest*

Allegro: That is on the bottom of the list of reasons that I love about her being taller then me.

Acapella: Who are you talking to?

Allegro: The reader.

Acapella: Oh okay.

Ben: You two ready?

Allegro: Yes.

Acapella: Yep.

*Ben starts the video*

Allegro: Markiplier and Octodad, this is going to be funny as hell, I just know it.

Acapella: I love Markiplier's videos, it is so funny when he gets scared.

*0:04-0:12*

Allegro: A "you got to be kidding me" counter, really, if Fortissimo had one when he was playing this game it would most likely had been in the 60's by the time he finished the game.

Acapella: Wow, is this game really that hard?

Allegro: Oh you have no idea.

Acapella: Great now he has a "you get back here you bitch" counter and explosions, was this video directed by Michael Bay?

Allegro: I don't know but I can see why Fortissimo likes watching this guy so much, he is a riot.

*0:24-0:27*

Allegro: BEST THROW EVER!!!!

Acapella: Like a boss.

*0:34-0:41*

Allegro: Sexy Octodad time.

Acapella: *laughs*

*0:52-1:07*

Allegro: Normal my lavender colored @$$!

Acapella: What my boyfriend just said, but instead its my gray colored @$$.

*Allegro starts laughing*

*1:08-1:13*

Allegro: What the hell?

Acapella: Okay then.

*1:23-1:30*

Allegro: HOLY s***

Acapella: DAME!!!!

Acapella: That was too close.

*1:47-1:51*

Allegro: In the words of Cleveland Brown; that's nasty

Acapella: At the same time very interesting.

*Allegro gives Acapella a WTF look*

Acapella: What?

*1:52-2:06*

Allegro: Oh my god, that is so Fortissimo.

Acapella: Fortissimo never struck me as the raging type.

Allegro: It takes alot to make him angry.

*2:07-2:18*

Allegro: I feel less stressed already.

Acapella: Me too.

*2:26-2:43*

Acapella: More kittens

Allegro: Cute.

*2:58-3:08*

*Allegro and Acapella see the first technical difficulties sign*

Allegro: Now that is funny.

Acapella: *has her hand over her mouth in a attempt to control her laughter*

*Allegro and Acapella see the second technical difficulties sign*

Allegro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Acapella: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

*3:14*

Allegro and Acapella: De-stressing!!!

*3:34-3:50*

Allegro: Think of the kittens Mark, think of the kittens.

Acapella: What my boyfriend just said.

Acapella: And he lost his s***, ok the video is over, now if will excuse us. *Acapella picks up Allegro and starts to walk out of the room* me and handsome here got some making out to do.

Allegro: I like that idea.


Boyfriend: Orchestral Chill, Author: Shadowmane PX-41, Girlfriend: Vocala Paradiso, Author: MrB

*Orchestral and Vocala walk into the room and sit down*

Orchestral: We know the drill, Markiplier, Octodad, the whole she-bang.

Vocala:  Sorry but I have a test to study for and Orchestral has help his mom cook dinner tonight.

Ben: Alright.

*they watch the whole video*

Orchestral: I will admit that was funny.

Vocala: Yes it was.

Orchestral: Well we need to get going.

Vocala: Goodbye everyone.

*before they can leave, Markiplier bust into the room only to be tackled by Asura*

Asura: See you all next time.

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