The PoME Reaction Show

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*Ben comes running in completely out of breath and disheveled looking*

Ben: Sorry about being late with this chapter every one, but it is finals week for me and I have been up to my neck in college work so I got a little side tracked, but I have some amazing news people; I have made CosmicAlchemist24 my co-host, so come on in Cosmic and say hi.

*Cosmic walks into the room*

Cosmic: Hello everyone, I am glad to be the co-host for this show, lets see how everyone deals with the craziness of this chapter.

Ben: That is right people this chapter is probably the craziest one yet.

Cosmic: And why is that Ben?

Ben: Because my OC Umbra Grim Shade is making his big debut in this chapter as well as the Human! Dazzlings, that's right people the Dazzlings human counterparts will be joining the cast as well.

Cosmic: Awesome! That reminds me I better go check on Artemis and Aria.

Ben: Okay, while you do that, I'm going to pass out.

Cosmic: Okay dude, and- wait, what?

*Before Cosmic can do anything, Ben passes out and hits the floor with a thud, who then starts snoring while Cosmic looks on in shock and confusen*

Cosmic: Well that just happened. I'm gonna go. *Cosmic walks out of the room*

The Blasters: Fortissimo Blast, Allegro Maelstrom, and Orchestral Chill, as well as Bellicoso Inferno belongs to Shadowmane PX-41 and were borrowed with permission.

The Tuners: Melody Tune, Acapella Metalheart Armstrong, and Vocala Paradiso belongs to me.

Umbra Grim Shade also belongs to me.

Character: Umbra Grim Shade, Author: MrB

*the room where Umbra is suppose to be can be seen, but suddenly the door to the room is kick opened by Umbra, who proceeds to walk into the room, kick the door close, and sit down in the chair all in one swift movement, Umbra then puts on a pair of pixelated sun glasses as well as a top hat and fake handle bar mustache and then he picks up glass of red sparkling fruit juice in his right hand while the "look out, we got a badass over here" meme appears behind him, then he does the "like a sir" pose while the words "deal with it" appear above him*

Umbra: It is good to finally be in this story.

*Umbra then throws the top hat and the fake mustache off, then he throws off the sunglasses, downs the whole glass of juice before throwing it behind him, hitting the "look out, we got a badass over here" meme, causing it to fall over and disappear.

Umbra: Alright lets get this show on the road.

*0:00-0:50*

Umbra: Ah yes, Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, to rack up your f******* credit card debt to high heaven.

Umbra: Hahaha, "It looks like Martha Stewart threw up in here", that is one of the best movie lines I have heard yet.

Umbra: And this is why I'm glad that my family gets along.

Umbra: Poor kid, now he is ripping his letter to Santa up and tossing it out the window, and now a blizzard just showed up out of nowhere, that can not be good at all.

*0:51-1:25*

Umbra: Sounds like Santa is here, wait that's not Santa Claus that landed on the roof, then what did?

Umbra: That present is moving on it own? What is inside of it I wonder?

Umbra: Now they are all busted open from the inside, that means what ever was inside of them got out.

Umbra: What does she mean that Santa is not coming this year? Oh Krampus is coming this year.

Umbra: HOLY S*** KRAMPUS IS HUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*1:26-1:50*

Umbra: What was that!? Why is it hiding!?

Umbra: I do not want to know what they are looking at.

Umbra: QUOD INFERNUM SIT ILLUD!?!?! (latin for what the hell is that thing)

Umbra: Yeah, go outside that is a really smart idea. *Umbra's voice is dripping with sarcasm*

Umbra: *sees the evil teddy bear* AL DIOVOLO VOI, L'ORSO DEL MALE!!!!!! (italian for to hell with you, evil bear)

*1:51-2:10*

Umbra: Be quite little one, be very quite, Krampus is on the hunt.

Umbra: *sees the jack-in-the-box playing suddenly stop, stiffens up and prepares for a jump scare* I am clenching my Italian @$$ right now. *Krampus smashes the jack-in-the-box, scaring the living hell out of Umbra and making him scream like a little girl*

Umbra: *sees Krampus* Dio mio.(italian for oh my god)

Umbra:*in a sarcastic voice* Oh yeah, nothing bad is going to happen on Christmas. *cue the jack-in-the-box monster* OH JESUS!!!!!!!! *Umbra jumps from his chair, slams his back against the wall with his right hand over his heart, breathing heavily, after a minute he calms down and walks back to the table, but does not site down*

Umbra: Well that was fun, now if you will excuse me, I have some chaos to cause.

*with that said, Umbra picks up a giant, fully cooked turkey from out of nowhere, starts screaming like a madman and runs right through the wall, leaving a giant hole in his wake*

Characters: Human! Dazzlings, Author: MrB

*the Human! Dazzlings walk in and sit down*

Human! Adagio: So this is where we watch the video?

Human! Aria: This room could use some color to it. Have you ever thought about decorating this place?

Human! Sonata: Oh I just had a good idea!

Human! Aria: Really? Well lets hear it sis.

Human! Sonata: Okay! My idea is that maybe they could theme the rooms to the people who go to them.

Human! Adagio: *looks around the room and nods* I can see that, this room would look nice with some theme to it.

Human! Sonata: For realizes?

Human! Aria: For realizes, Sonata *gives Sonata a friendly noogie, causing Sonata to laugh*

Human! Adagio: That's enough girls, lets watch this video, get our bothers and go home.

Human! Aria: Gotcha.

Human! Sonata: Ok, Dagi.

*video starts*

*0:00-0:50*

Human! Sonata: *starts hum along to the song*

Human! Adagio: This is why I'm glad we got our holiday shopping done early.

Human! Aria: What the heck, did all these people wait until the last minute to do their Christmas shopping, this is worse then Black Friday.

Human! Adagio: Amen to that.

Human! Sonata: Wow, they have a lot of family members, and I thought our family was big.

Human! Aria: "It looks like Martha Stewart threw up in here", grandma is that you? (their mom's mom)

*all three Human! Dazzlings laugh at Human! Aria's joke*

Human! Sonata: Didn't Grandma say that once?

Human! Adagio: Hahahahaha, yes she did, I like this character already.

Human! Sonata: Aw, that kid looks upset. *shocked gasp* Why is he ripping up his letter to Santa!?

Human! Adagio: Something must have really upset him to make him do that.

Human! Aria: Am I the only one here that finds it weird that moments after he throws the ripped up letter out the window, a blizzard appears and traps them all the house?

Human! Adagio: That is kinda weird, and ominous, and creepy.

Human! Aria: Is this a horror movie?

Human! Sonata: Who makes a Christmas themed horror movie?

Human! Adagio: Who ever made that movie Black Christmas.

*0:51-1:25*

Human! Sonata: Sounds like Santa Claus is here.

Human! Adagio: I don't think that was Santa Claus that landed on the roof Sonata.

Human! Aria: Those presents are moving like there is something inside of them.

Human! Adagio: Well what ever was in them got out.

Human! Sonata: I have a very bad feeling about this.

Human! Aria: You and me both sis.

Human! Sonata: Who's Krampus?

Human! Adagio: Sounds like something Melody would know.

*all three girls see Krampus on the roof*

Human! Sonata: *screams*

Human! Aria: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING BECAUSE THAT IS NOT SANTA CLAUS!?!?!?

Human! Adagio: I don't know, but what ever it is, is huge.

*1:26-1:50*

Human! Aria: What was that?

Human! Adagio: I don't know and I don't want to know.

Human! Sonata: I'm scared.

Human! Adagio: They are looking at something and I don't like it.

*all three scream at the Krampus elves*

Human! Aria: Why would you go out side when there is a monster trying to kill you?

Human! Sonata: Even I know that is a bad idea.

*they see the evil teddy bear*

Human! Aria: F*** YOU FAZBEAR!!!!

*both Adagio and Sonata laugh at this*

*1:51-2:10*

Human! Sonata: There is something looking for her.

Human! Adagio: That must be Krampus.

*the jack-in-the-box starts play, only to suddenly stop, causing all 3 girls to tense up in fear of a jump scare*

Human! Adagio: Nothing is happening.

Human! Sonata: *whimpers in fear*

Human! Aria: Don't worry Sonata, if nothing has happened by now then I don't think there is going to be a jump scar-

*cue jump scare*

Human! Sonata: *screams*

Human! Aria: I TAKE IT BACK WHAT I SAID, I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!!!!!

Human! Adagio: *jumps a little*

*all three see Krampus*

Human! Sonata: *to scared to say anything*

Human! Adagio: *puts her hands over her mouth in shock*

Human! Aria: HOLY S***!!!!!!!

*cue movie title*

Human! Adagio: *in a mock tone of voice* Nothing bad is going to happen on the holidays, BULL F****** S***!!!!!!!

*cue the jack-in-the-box*

Human! Adagio: *jumps out of her chair in shock with hands over her mouth and eyes as wide as dinner plates*

Human! Aria: *nearly falls out of her chair but grabs the table to stop herself*

Human! Sonata: *dives under the table in fear*

*after a minute everyone calms down and returns to their seats*

Human! Sonata: Well I'm never seeing that movie.

Human! Adagio: Same thing here sister.

Human! Aria: I might see it, but I will wait a little bit before I do.

*suddenly Umbra comes smashing through the wall screaming like a madman while carrying a giant cooked turkey before smashing into the other wall scaring the living crap out of the girls*

Human! Aria: WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT!?!?!

Human! Adagio: A man smashing through the walls while screaming like a lunatic and carrying a giant, fully cooked turkey, I think.

Human! Sonata: Can this day get any weirder?

*suddenly the sound of chains rattling and hooves clomping can be heard*

????: Excuse me, but may I ask you young ladies a question?

* The Human! Dazzlings suddenly stiffen up at the sound of the voice and slowly turn to see Krampus standing in the middle of the room, looking at one of the huge holes in the walls before turning to look at the other one then turning to look at the girls with a kind face*

Krampus: I know this is going to be a silly question but did a man carrying a giant fully cooked turkey come running through here, if so, which way did he go?

*all three girls point in the direction that Umbra went*

Krampus: Thank you, Miss*Krampus pulls out a list and puts on a pair of reading glasses* ah here we go, Miss Dazzle, Miss Blaze, Miss Dusk, I will remember to put in a good word in for the three of you with Santa Claus.

*Krampus leaves the room*

Human! Adagio: Lets get our bothers and get the hell out of here!

Human! Aria and Human! Sonata: Right!

*they all leave the room*

Boyfriend: Fortissimo, Author: ShadowmanePX-41, Girlfriend: Melody, Author: MrB

*Fortissimo and Melody walk into the room and sit down*

Fortissimo: Lets do this quick because I got Christmas shopping to do for my bothers, sisters, and my beautiful girlfriend right here *points to Melody, who blushes*

Melody: Well, I do have to some Christmas shopping myself, but I already know what I'm getting you for Christmas this year. *she whispers the last part in his ear, causing Fortissimo's face to turn as red as a tomato*

Fortissimo: W-w-w-w-well I can't wait to find out what it is.

Melody: Come on, me and my boyfriend have things to do, so lets start the video already.

*video starts*

*0:00-0:50*

Fortissimo: That is a lot of last minute shoppers.

Melody: I want to know why the heck would any one wait until Christmas Eve to do their Christmas shopping?

Fortissimo: Last minute deals, my uncle Necro once tried to do last minute shopping, he had already gotten all the presents he need to get but he wanted to try his hand at it to see what it was like.

Melody: What happened?

Fortissimo: An old lady punched him in the face hard enough to give him a black eye.

Melody: An old lady? Really? What did he do? Get into a fight with that old lady from the Madagascar movies?

Fortissimo: Thats what my dad asked him when he toiled us the story.

*cue Aunt Dorothy's famous line*

Fortissimo: Hahahahahaha, "It looks like Martha Stewart threw up in here", my grandma said that once, no joke.

Melody: Now I want to meet your grandma.

Fortissimo: Poor kid, he looks pretty upset about something.

Melody: Upset enough to rip up his letter to Santa.

Fortissimo: Now there is a blizzard.

*0:51-1:25*

Fortissimo: Sounds like something landed on the roof, do you think it could be Santa Claus?

Melody: I don't think that was Santa, Fortissimo.

Fortissimo: Those presents are moving on there own.

Melody: Well what ever was in them got out and is now running around their attic.

Melody: What, did she just say, Krampus!?

Fortissimo: I think so why?

Melody: I will tell you in a minute.

*sees Krampus on the roof*

Fortissimo: THAT IS NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!!!

Melody: He is bigger then I thought he would be.

*1:26-1:50*

Fortissimo: Something just ran by.

Melody: Too small to be Krampus.

Fortissimo: They are looking at something and I don't like it.

Melody: Well, they are f*****.

Fortissimo: Why would you go outside when there are monsters trying to kill you out there?

*cue Krampus elves*

Melody: Welp, they are doomed.

*Fortissimo gives Melody a "WTF" look*

Fortissimo: well are you just a big ray of sunshine.

Melody: Well it's true, isn't it?

*evil teddy bear*

Fortissimo: Someone call Scott Cawthon and tell him that Freddy Fazbear is in a movie.

*1:51-2:10*

Fortissimo: Let me guest, that is Krampus.

Melody: Yep

Fortissimo: So he is basically evil Santa Claus?

Melody: Yep.

Fortissimo:And now there is a jack-in-the-box playing...... oh crap.

*the jack-in-the-box stops playing both Fortissimo and Melody brace themselves for a jump scare*

Melody: Shouldn't something be happening right?

Fortissimo: It's probably trying to make us believe that isn't going to be a jump scare when there really is one.

*the jump scare happens, causing both Melody and Fortissimo to jump in surprise*

Fortissimo: Dang it, I was prepared for it and everything and it still got me.

*see Krampus*

Fortissimo: If I was that girl, I would be pissing myself at that point.

Melody: *looks at Fortissimo with a look of disgust*

Fortissimo: *looks at her in confusion* What?

Melody: TMI Fortissimo, TMI.

Fortissimo: Sorry.

*movie title*

Fortissimo: Woman, a lot of bad things can happen on Christmas.

*cue the jack-in-the-box monster*

Fortissimo: *screams and falls backwards in his chair*

Melody: *screams really loud*

Fortissimo: *gets back in his chair* Okay then, that happened.

Melody: I'm so seeing that movie.

Fortissimo: *does a double take* What!? Why!?

Melody: Because Krampus is in it, you know that I have huge respect for my German heritage, and Krampus is an ancient German legend that my grandmother would tell me story's about when I was a little girl.

Fortissimo: Oh okay, well then I will see it with you.

Melody: Good because I'm going to need a big, strong man to be there for me to hold on to when I get scared.

Fortissimo: *puffs his chest out to make it look bigger* I will be there for babe.

*suddenly Umbra comes smashing through the wall screaming like a mad man while carrying a giant fully cooked turkey before smashing through the other wall, scaring the living crap out of Fortissimo and Melody*

Fortissimo: Was that Mr.Shade?

Melody: Yes it was, but what I want to know is why was he carrying a cooked turkey and screaming?

*before Fortissimo can open his mouth to say anything, the sound of chains rattling and hoofs clomping can be heard in the room, this causes Fortissimo and Melody look at each other*

Fortissimo: There is something behind us, isn't there?

Melody: *slowly nods her head*

*they both turn around to see Krampus looking around the room before looking at them*

Krampus: Let me guest, he went that way. *points in the direction that Umbra went*

*both Melody and Fortissimo both slowly nod their heads up and down*

Krampus: Thanks.

*Krampus leaves the room*

Fortissimo: I better go find my sisters now!

*Fortissimo runs out of the room*

Melody: You go do that.

Boyfriend: Allegro, Author: ShadowmanePX-41, Girlfriend: Acapella, Author: MrB

*Allegro and Acapella walk into the room and sit down*

Allegro: So what are we watching and how long will this take?

Acapella: Allegro don't be rude.

Allegro: I have Christmas shopping to do for my mom, dad, uncles, and you, and I really want to get you something special this year.

Acapella: *blushes* Something special, for me?

Allegro: Yes, but I don't know what to get you that won't look insulting to you.

Acapella: Insulting? What could you get me for Christmas that I would find insulting?

Allegro: A weight set.

Acapella: Good point.

Allegro: Let's get this video over with.

*video starts*

*0:00-0:50*

Acapella: I feel bad for that poor guy that is getting trampled on by all of those shoppers.

Allegro: That is why I do my shopping early.

Acapella: You and me both.

*cue Aunt Dorothy's famous line*

Acapella: Didn't your grandma say that once?

Allegro: Yes she did.

Acapella: This family has problems.

Allegro: You can say that again.

Acapella: That kid is ripping up his letter to Santa.

Allegro: And he is throwing it out the window.

Acapella: And now there is a blizzard.

*0:51-1:25*

Acapella: I don't think that was Santa that landed on the roof.

Allegro: Those presents are moving on their own.

Acapella: And what ever was in them got out.

Acapella: Krampus you say. Melody is going to love this.

Allegro: Let me guest, Krampus is a German thing?

Acapella: Yep.

Allegro: Okay then.

*sees Krampus on the roof*

Allegro: *eyes widen* That is not Santa.

Acapella: To big to be Jolly Old St. Nick.

*1:26-1:50*

Allegro: What was that? Why is it hiding behind a snowman?

Acapella: I'm going to take a wild guest and say Krampus doesn't work alone.

Allegro: Great he has elves of his own.

Acapella: Looks like they found something.

Allegro: And what ever it is, is alive.

Acapella: Why would you go outside in the middle of a blizzard?

Allegro: And get into a vehicle that has been in said blizzard for god knows how long and expect it to work.

*evil teddy bear*

Acapella: Remember when you said that Krampus has elves of his own, well you can add Freddy Fazbear to that list.

Allegro: Great.

*1:51-2:10*

Allegro: That girl better stay quite.

Acapella: I think he already knows that she is under there.

*jack-in-the-box starts playing only to stop*

Allegro: Are we waiting for something to happen?

*cue jump scare*

Allegro: *jumps back*

Acapella: *doesn't even bat an eye lash*

*sees Krampus*

Allegro: Holy. Crap.

Acapella: I hate to be her right now.

Allegro: You and me both.

Allegro: I'm pretty sure a lot of bad things can happen on Christmas.

*cue jack-in-the-box monster*

*Allegro lets out a high pitched scream and tries to run out of the room only for Acapella to stop him by grabbing the back collar of his shirt and holding him while he runs in place*

Acapella: That was even scary at all.

Allegro: Let go of me Acapella.

*before Acapella can say anything, Umbra comes crashing through the wall carrying a giant cooked turkey while screaming like a madman before smashing through the other wall, all the while Acapella looks on in complete confusion*

Acapella: Was that Mr. Shade?

Allegro: *no answer*

Acapella: Allegro?

Allegro: *still no answer*

Acapella: Allegro would you please answer *Acapella suddenly realizes that she does not feel the pull on her arm from Allegro trying to run away,