Drink Some More

this chapters poison? some cheep yet strangly tasty lager from a freekin supermarket...still got...24 bottles of the crap left to drink ¬L¬

i aint gonna go to rehab.. i said fuck..fuck no!

"..oh shit oh shit oh shit" I was currently panicking and pacing around my living room.

"relax, Bee, relax" A mellow sounding voice was heard.

"Doc, how can i relax when its the first fuckin date" I exclaimed. he slid me a drink.

i looked at him in mild shock. "liquid courage?... when you're right, you're right" i opened the bottle and downed it.

Doctor Whooves was basically just offering morale support. "just relax man, its only dinner... its not like you'll end up getting trashed and... horizontal tango-ing" I face-hoofed.

"so who's the lucky Mare? or did you actually grow some balls"

"i grew some balls" i grinned, glancing at the time. "dude, your gonna be late yourself" i chuckled.

he looked up at the clock and a grimace shot over his face. "break a leg for good luck" he ran out.

such a strange stallion.

I left the house at 6:30pm, grabbing the note of reservations at a swanky restaurant.

meanwhile... with Twilight.

"what do I do Rarity? what if he turns up drunk? what if he"

"enough with the what ifs Darling," Rarity huffed "now hold still, its hard enough to do eyeliner as it is with your color"

there was a knock at the door. "oh BUCK thats him, Spike could you? just dont let him upstairs"

"on it Twilight" The little dragon sped off.

the door was opened, standing there infront of me was a small purple dragon. "you must be Boozer, She's still getting ready"

I simply chuckled. "No Problem little dude," I smiled. "She's worth the wait" the little dragon grinned at that.

"good, i dont want her to come back in tears, otherwise... something is gonna get burnt to a crisp" i looked into his emerald eyes for a moment. "no problem" i smiled.

after a while, we had gotten talking about different things, he asked me what i did for a job.

"I've done alot of things, at the moment I'm an author.. of sorts" i pulled a book out from the lifestyle section of the library. boozer's book of classic cocktails a few hoofsteps were heard coming down the steps.

needless to say, my jaw dropped. She looked beautiful.

words could hardly describe but for you, dear readers? I could have one hell of a try.

She was wearing what appeared to be a simple black dress, with her cutie mark emblazoned on the flank of it.

with a simple light touch of eyeliner to bring out even more of her big violet eyes. "what do you think?" Twilight asked.

by this time... i could no longer make comprehensible thought.

i simply pushed my jaw up with a hoof. she giggled and then blushed. "that good huh?"

i nodded furiosly. i suddenly felt a tingle. "and your sober!"

"surprised?"

"yeah, half the time i see you, your either plastered or writing" she giggled.

"well then, lets blow this taco stand and go out on the town" i grinned.