Drink Some More

and weeere back

Pinkie never said whose wedding it was.... so Imagine my surprise when i watched Twilight walk down the isle.

Some how, my emotional spectrum had decided it best to not work. my face retained a stoic expression as I sat down.

It was almost as if the universe was playing a prank on me. whatever it was.... it wasn't funny anymore.

after the procession was over, I simply walked out of the church slowly, almost disappearing into the crowd.

I sat down near a lake contemplating things, dark things.... silly things.....

Other all, I sighed wandering back to the bar, seeing all the others from the wedding. I turned and ran.

finally reaching a cliff overlooking Ponyville, I simply laid down and cried. however, unbeknownst to me, there was a distinct chill in the air, that... coupled with the sounds of hooves behind me. ""Bee?... are...are you alright?"

"yeah just fine and fucken dandy thanks for...." I snapped at the intruder as i turned to face them. "...asking"

It was Pinkie, she was shocked by my rebuttal, and more so by my appearance. "Pinks.... just... I'm sorry... Having a really bad day" I looked down, mentally berating myself for acting like i did. "I 'm sorry too, I should have told you whose wedding it was"

I gritted my teeth but calmed down, seeing that her mane had literally deflated. "so... when did they meet?"

Pinkie shot me a look and then laughed meekly. "they didn't....it was arranged"

I simply sighed, "Pinks, you might want to cover your ears for a few...seconds" she obliged.

I took a deep breath, and began a very long single-syllabled expletive which if amplified by the powers of the royal canterlot voice... could very well shake the very foundations of the heavens themselves.

Somewhere in canterlot castle, Luna's ears pricked up, and she let out a very quiet "oh my"

I took another breath to calm myself down. "so much for quitting"  Pinkie looked confused, then made an inquiry.

"ooohhhh... you were quitting for Twilight huh? I should have read that last chapter..."

I blinked, shurgged my shoulders and then sat down. Pinkis, sat next to me, her mane still looking like a shadow of its former self. "so, what's bothering you?"

She began to sniffle slightly. "Pokey isn't returning any of my calls"

I sighed, "forget him, He's a bigger asshole than me.... has a tendancy to try and ...well... pierce any mare he sees"

I noticed she fell deeper into her funk. "Screw it, lets go get drunk, stay up late and play nothing but tekken 2, like we used to"

her mane inflated a little bit.