Multiple Personalities?

As I continued my search for an exit from this maze I started felling a little uneasy, like something was waching me. 'At least I can think more clearly after I locked that psycho personality years ago. God she was annoying to deal with. But now, why do I have a felling that something like this happend before?' As I looked around the cristal walls of the maze a tought hit me. I didn't had any weapons with me. "Shit! Now I have to find a way to get out of here without blowing the wall, ugh why does it always have to be complicated? Why can't I be locked in a nicer place? Like a lake or a nice vilage full of cute kittens? But NOOO I get stuck in a cristal maze full of things that can kill me. Yay...'

  After what felt like years I found a tunnel that looked to be the exit, but as I started going trough it I saw that the walls were full of spider webs and is that a skeleton? Eww. "God, I hate this place." I said almost wispering. 'I really hope this isn't like Elise's cave, cuz if it is then I'm fucked, and not in the good way.' As I continued my jurney in the unknown I started to think if anything happened to that guy Discord, he semmed like a pretty nice guy. But god damn I have to find a way to avoid getting stuck in another prison. At least now I have more control, not like the last time when Psycho was controling this body. 'Hmm note to self, get new clothes because those are kinda too revealing and too colorfull. I'll never understand Psycho.'

   But what I didn't realized was that I wasn't in that cave anymore, I was in some kind of abandoned mine. 'How did I got here? I really need to start looking where I'm going before I fall into a pit full of spikes or something.' After a little search I found an old but still working minecart. 'Well at least I found a way of faster transport.'  As I got in the minecart I realized something when it sudently started moving, it didn't had a way of stoping it, or controling it for that matter. So I did what any normal person would do, I screamed. "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Quickly regaining control I tryed to see were I was going, but the question is, why does this looks like something from a carnaval? Wait it's that a crocodile pit? Awww hell no! Just why in the name of the flying fuck is there a crocodile mine inside an old ass cave? Wait the fuck? Just as I passed the crocodile pit I saw something that looked like a reptile stuck in ice. 'Ok just what the fuck is with this cave?' Then I passed another thing stuck in ice, this time it was a poro? 'How the fuck did a poro got here?'

Ater around an hour of going past frozen things and other weird things that Psycho, how I like to call the other personality, woud enjoy, I found some type of exit. The so called exit was a small hole in the celling that looked like I could pass trough. Well this is my only option if I don't want to be part of the frozen things. Damn it's cold here. Burrr.

  On the other part of the celling was a room with walls made from stone and a wall made of rusty bars, wait, is this an dungeon? Looking trough the bars I saw other rooms like the one I was in, confirming my asumption. "Ohh c'mon! I just got out af a prison just to end up in another! I just want to sleep in a comfy bed and eat some cookies! It's that too much to ask?" I said almost wispering the last part. My saddness transforming into anger quickly I started kicking the bars to ease my frustration. "Stupid world, stupid cell and stupid Discord for not getting me out of here! *CLANK* Nya~" I suddently found myself  on a hard surface, my left cheek beeing scrached in the proces. Warm blood comming from my wound and slowly covering the floor. "Aww..." getting quickly off the ground I covered my wound with my left hand. "I hope it doesn't get infected..."

In this dungeon the temperature was a little warmer but still cold. I started walking faster since my clothes didn't gave me too much warmth. "I really need to get some new clothes, maybe some short jeans, a shirt and a jacket? Yeah that sounds nice..." I found in the south part of the dungeon some stone stairs. As I was approaching a big door made out of oak wood I started to hear some voices. On it were some carving of a moon and a sun surounded by two alicorns like Gaia.

When I tryed to open it, I found out that the door is quite heavy, putting more pressure I opened the door revealing a long hallway. As I made my way trough it I saw numerous paintings on the walls. I found some locked doors too. The sound of my stomach got my attention when I remembered I didn't eat in a long time. "I wonder how am I not dead? Maybe the same happened to that adorable yordle Gnar. Hehe I always wanted to hug that furry guy." Even trough my personality is diferent there's something me and psycho share, a love for cute things.

After a little time I started hearing some voices, or was it my imagination? As I walked past a window and something caught my eye. Looking closer I saw a statue that looked interesting. Pushing the window a little I found that it was open. Jumping out in what I suposed was a garden, I walked closer to the statue. The statue represented a weird creature, with a long, furry body, a long red reptile tail. An wing was a bird's, while the other was a bat's. One of the legs were a goat's while the other was a red reptile leg, i think. As arms it had a lion paw while the other was a eagle's. "Wait a minute, Discord?"