Discord, Timberwolfes and CAKE!

"You are an idiot..." That was all I said after Discord told me what happend after he got turned into stone, again. "Why did you tought hiding those "elements" instead of destroying them was a good idea!? And why didn't you just killed those "element holders"? I said as I was sitting on a rock in front of him.

"Well, I can't kill" What? After seeing my confuzed expresion he continued. "I can't kill, I can neutralize them, but I am not allowed to kill anyone, because if I kill I would lose my powers. An ok maby my plan was a liiiiiittle bit careless, but not much. Well at least I had a little fun!" He said the last part in a chearfull voice, and that got me angry.

"Fun? FUN?! Are you a bigger idiot then I tough!? You coud have just trowed those elements in the sea then say goodbye to the only way to stop you and you would have rulled the world. I swear you are worst then psycho, 'cus at least she always get's away." Then out of my mouth another voice, in a more happy tone, said: "Yay! I got a compliment from big sis!" After I heard that voice I stopped moving while my eye started twiching. "You! How the hell did you found out how to speak!? AND I AM NOT YOUR SISTER!" Then the voice who was owned by psycho responded: "Well, I found a little door so I can talk with you! And yes you are my sister, because we kinda share this body after the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind, remember?" She was right, call the gods from univers, she finally didn't said something stupid.

"*Ahem* Umm if you don't mind who are you talking to?" Discord asked in a confused voice, and if he wasn't trapped in stone I'm pretty sure he'll look at me like I was crazy, which, oviously, I was. 'Well now I don't think he'll trust me that much, since who will trust an insane person?' 'Oh my silly, I would always trust you!' Pshyco said in my head. 'Didn't I told you to be quiet!?' I replied back.

"Ok, well here's why, I just have something named split personality disorder that makes me have multiple personalities. And if you are thinking, no I am not the original one I am a personality that developed more when I was trapped in stone. I represent a more calculated, if I can say, personality. Psycho is, well as her name suggests, a psychopath. And the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind after some trauma, I don't know, she never speaks with anyone."

"Soooooo you have 3 other you's in your head?" After I facepalmed and the nodded. "Ooooh that must be something interesting, well at least you'll never be alone!" He continued. 'Yeah I'm soooooo happy...' I mentally said. 'Really are you happy to have me here?' 'No moron I was being sarcastic...' 'Ohh okey dokey!' "Ok so how are we gonna get you out of stone, again."

  "Well you don't have to worry, I would get out of here in a little time. I can feel it!" He responded.

  "So you don't want my help?" I asked him.

  "Nope!"

"You sure?"

"Yep!"

"Ok see you then." I said as I waved while walking away from his statue. As I made my way trough the maze that was this castle's garden. 'This castle is quite beautyfull, but if it will be attacked it woud be in ruins fast. It's structure is more oriented on beauty then a sturdyness, this signaling the fact that those ponies are more passive.' 'Yep even one of my rockets and it'll go BOOOOM!' 'Here I agree with you.'

  As I aproched the castle I smelled the most wonderfull sents in the world, srawberry and blueberry cake. The smell was coming from a open window. I made my way to the window in slow and small steps. When I looked trough the window I saw some kind of party, with tables full of food and a ton of cake. The ponies in the room probably celebrated Discord's defeat. As I looked trough the room I saw my target, a small but delicious looking blueberry and strawberry cake. It was colored red with blue on top. A simple desing. But how was I supposed to go there? I had no weapons or any kind of stealth. And the room was full of ponies. 'Psycho any ideas?' I asked my "sister". 'Hmm hey I got an idea! But I'll need the body for it. And don't worry I won't get caugh, plus we get a delicious cake!' Even trough I dislicked the fact that I had to let her control the body, it was this or starve to death and lose that cake. 'Fine... but you need to give the body to me after that k?' 'Yep yep yep!' And like that I gave the control to my sister.

Canterlot castle

Celestia's pov:

  'The party is perfect. After the defeat of Discord yesterday we trew a party to celebrate the elements' victory. I always knew that Twilight will defeat him. A lot of ponies were happy to know that they are safe thanks to Twilight and her friends. Even Blueblood looked like he was in a good mood. At least I don't have to deal with him. Ahh finally some peace.' But the second Celestia tought that a guard came trough the door slamming it open. The guard's armor was torn and he had blood dripping from his leg and stomach.

"Everypony! There are timberwolfes in the Canterlot and they are headding this way! Everyone evacuate fast!" After the guard screammed everypony started to scream and run into the castle gardens were they could be safe. In the chaos not even I could do anything, I was dragged in the gardens along with everyone else. But as they closed the doors of the garden I could hear the timberwolfs enter the castle and starting to eat the food. They were probably atracted here by the huge amount of food. But how did they got on the mountain. But before I could think of an answer I had to calm everyone else.

In the party room

   As psycho entered the hall along with the woodwolfs, that are kinda cute and they lisen to me like they are a puppy with their master, how cute. I let them eat everything exept my cake. They lisen to me for some weird reason, but who cares? "FREE FOOD!" And the I let big sis take the control. "What the? Why are there wolfes made out of wood around me?" I asked pshyco. 'Well they lisen to us for some strange reason so I tought why not? Then I got them on the mountain, in the castle, then here. Well I go take a nap!' After psycho's explanation I ate a bite from my cake, the moment the cake entered my mouth, I tasted the best cake in the world, the taste was sweet but not too sweet, the texture was perfect and the berries mixed in were delicious. After I ate the cake I heard what sounded like some armed guys were trying to open a large door. But since I had no weapons nor wanted to fight I climed a wolf and went trough the city, off the mountain and into a forest. In the forest those wolfes got me in some kind of cave. On the floor there was cute little puppies and some hides. I climbed off the wolf I was riding, played a little with the pups then went to sleep. 'Finally, rest...'