Chapters Blazing Life In Equestria
Prologue - Uninspired
"Good-bye Bruce!" Mark said waving to me.
"My name is Blaze!" Ugh! Why no one can speak my name correctly? Oh well, maybe I...
"Hey Barney! What are you doing?"
"It's Blaze! B-L-A-Z-E! Blaze! I knew that my name was difficult, but this is ridiculous! What do you want, Melissa?"
"Sheesh, calm down Bob."
"Blaze."
"Whatever. I was wondering..."
"That's new."
"Shut up! Where was I..."
"You were wondering."
"Me? When?"
"That's what you said! You were wondering."
"Ooooh, right. Since we are on summer vacation, I was wondering if you want to travel with our group! It would be super-duper-special-awesome if you were with us!"
"You are so random, you know this? I can't. I have to start a new history for the site. I finished editing my Oc's yesterday and now need to create a story for them."
"Honestly, I don't know how you can stay home writing about these characters of My Little Pongy while there is an entire summer waiting for us."
"First, it's My Little Pony. Second, it was you who suggested that I watched this program and now I am a fan. And third, I'll stay at home because I'm sensing a storm." I picked up an umbrella that was inside my bag and opened it.
"Storm? No way. There is not even a cloud in the sky-"
BUM!!!
"What the..." Melissa said removing the wet hair on her face. "How did you know it was going to rain?"
"I think I'm part Pegasus." I joked.
"Yeah, right. If you are part Pegasus, I think I'm part Pinkie Pie."
"I would not doubt it."
"What?"
"Nothing! Good-bye Melissa!"
"Okay. Good-bye Bill!"
"It's Blaze!"
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It has been three hours since I got home. And there are two and a half hours I'm like this, looking at the computer screen waiting for an idea for a text.
"What is happening to me today? It seems like all the inspiration ran away from me!" At that time, my cell phone rang announcing a new message. I picked up the phone and began to read the message.
"Um ... it's from Melissa. It says 'Hey Bones! Despite all this rain we managed to leave for the trip! Since you did not come with us, you will only see us at the end of summer. Bye!' Grr! It's Blaze! Why is it so difficult to speak my name?" I got up and went to the kitchen for a glass of water. "Lightning Blaze! It is not so difficult! So why everybody speaks my name wrong?"
"Hi Blaze."
"Hi Discord. I wonder why my parents gave me that name... Wait, Discord? What are you doing here? You are a TV character! You can't be real!"
"But I am, kid."
"Hey, who are you calling a kid? I have seventeen years! I'm practically an adult!"
He looked around my room and said "An adult who has posters of cartoons by the entire room... Very mature..."
"Oh shut up, you freak of nature! You aren't even real and I think I'm going crazy by the lack of inspiration, but you will not make me more crazy, you stupid lizard!"
"What did you said?"
"That's what you heard! Stupid liz-"
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"Let's see who is stupid." Discord said holding a baseball bat.
Blazing Life In Equestria
Chapter 1 - I'm a what?!
"Augh... My head... What happened?" I reached with my hoof on the aching and... Wait, hoof? Nonononono, that's not right. I got up and sat on the bed. Examining my body up and down, I realized that instead of hands and feet, now I had hooves. Looking at my back, I noticed a pair of wings and a tail with two shades of blue, the same color as my hair was at the time. My whole body was covered with gray fur. Looking at a mirror that was near the bed, I saw what looked like my avatar of the site where I write texts, only appearing to be younger. I stared at the mirror, trying to process what was happening. I could not remember anything of what happened last night. All I remember is having called Discord of stupid lizard and...
"Enjoying the new look?" Discord said, floating around the room.
"Discord! What did you do to me?"
"This is for having called me a stupid lizard! I'm a Draconequus!"
"I don't even know what this is!" And then I heard two voices behind the door.
"I am serious! I heard something in his room!" Said the first voice.
"Don't be silly, Rarity! He went to a camp with the Cutie Mark Crusaders and..."
"Are they talking about me? Ow! My head still hurts a lot! With what you hit me Discord? A baseball bat?" I said.
"Actually, a iron baseball bat." He said showing me the bat. "I remember that it was with this bat that I made the point of victory in the game that happened a long time ago."
"You play baseball?"
"Baseball? No, no, I'm talking about golf!"
"And you play golf with a baseball bat?"
"What? It's easier that way!"
"Some times I wonder what your creator was thinking when he designed you... But back to the important matter, what you done to me? And where am I?"
"Well, I hate long explanations, so here's a summary of your new life."
"Wait, new life? But what about my former life?"
"Do not worry about it." He pointed to the wall where a smoke circle began to show some pictures, which I recognized as my home. And lying on the couch watching TV was...
"That's me? How come? I am here! Or am I there? Is that a dream?"
"No, all you're seeing is real. You see, even being a lord of chaos, I have to take care of certain things. In order to get something from another dimension I need to replace it with something similar and..."
"Yeah, yeah, the dimensional thing. I've heard of that."
"So back to the summary of your life, your name is Lightning Blaze Sparks, you have nine years, you do not have a Cutie Mark yet, you are a Pegasus and will start to go to school next year , you're son of Princess Twilight Sparkle and Rarity and your sister is Rainbow Dash. Oh, and she is three years older than you."
"Twilight is already a princess?"
"Duh, you think the walls of your room are made of crystal why?"
"You have a point here. But how will you explain to everyone my behavior change?"
"Your head still hurt?"
"A lot. Thanks to you."
"So it's pretty simple. You went camping with the Cutie Mark Crusaders last night, but as it was very dark, you didn't see the branch on which you stumbled and hit your head on a rock. I found you earlier today and brought to your room, going through that window there on top, but with the blow, you got amnesia."
"Do you think this story is going to work?"
"Of course it will, after all, this really happened. And to confirm, the CMC should be coming in three... two... one..." At that moment the door opens and I'm surprised by a trio of energetic fillies asking questions.
"Are you okay?"
"That hurts?"
"You didn't say you could see in the dark?"
"Girls, girls, please." Discord said. "Give some space for him! He does not remember anything that happened."
"Then he has amenisoa?" Asked the orange pegasus.
"Amnesia." The yellow earth pony corrected.
"Really? So in this case, hi Blaze. I'm your girlfriend!" Said the white unicorn.
"Really? You actually thought I would belive this?"
"Nice try Sweetie." Discord said. "You know very well that he is your nephew. Now, you better let him have some rest."
"Okay. Ah need ta go help Applejack. C'mon girls! Good-bye Bliss!"
"Blaze."
"Whatever."
As they left the room, I looked at Discord. "So, what now?"
"Now your 'mothers' and 'sister' are coming to see you."
"Okay. You better help me with this." As soon as I said it, Twilight, Rarity and Rainbow Dash entered the room with a look of concern.
"Blaze! Thanks Celestia you're okay!" Twilight said hugging me. I wanted to complain, but something about that hug made me feel safe, like if she was really my mother. "Rainbow Dash, I told you to keep an eye on Blaze!"
"It wasn't my fault! I didn't saw that branch too!"
"Discord, is everything allright with him?" Rarity asked.
"He is fine. But he has amnesia. I've told a few things to him, but I think it's better you tell the rest."
"Okay. Thanks for the help Discord." Twilight said. "Now Blaze, I'll tell everything you need to know."
"... And then Pinkie cloned herself and we were worried by what could happen to Ponyville..."
"... And Rainbow Dash said 'no way' and you said 'really?' and I said 'stop it!' and..."
"... And when I put the last key on the box..."
"... And then Spike made a mess in your room because of an accident with his flames..."
"And then Diamond Tiara come to me and said that she was in love with you and-"
"Wait, what was that last part?"
"Ops! That was supposed to be a secret!"
"A secret? Why would you hide this from m-"
BONK!
"Discord! What was that for?" Twilight asked while checking if I was okay.
"You said that this was supposed to be a secret. Now, he won't remember what you told him."
"Augh..." I said waking up. "What's happening? Where am I?"
"*sigh* I guess I'll have to explain everything to you again..."
"Now you remember dear?" Rarity asked, sounding very bored of hearing Twilight's explanations.
"I guess so..." I said.
"Now you better get some sleep. You had a rough day, so a little rest will help you recover." Twilight said
"Okay. Good night, mom." Wait, did I really said that? What's happening to me?
"Good night, my little Spark."
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"*yawn* Man, I slept like a rock."
"Really? What kind of rock?"
"Well, you see I... Wait, Pinkie Pie? How did you get in my room?"
"Uh, duh, I went through that window you left open up there, silly!"
"Anyway, what are you doing here?"
"Don't you remember? We are going to take a walk through the Everfree Forest with your sister and the Crusaders today!"
"The Everfree Forest? I don't think that this is a good idea."
"Ha, you coward!"
"Hey! I'm not coward! And to prove that for you, I'll lead the way through the Everfree Forest!"
"Yeah!"
"Just give me some time to take some books."
"Aw, shit!"
"Pinkie! Language, please!"
"He he, sorry."
Blazing Life In Equestria
Chapter 2 - Failed Camp
Rainbow Dash. My older sister. I'ts a bit strange that she is only three years older than me. What could have happened to her? Why is she-
"Hey, slow head, what's taking you so long?"
"Huh? Oh, it's nothing. I was lost in thought. Sorry sis." What? Why did I said that?
"Then walk without thinking, this should help you go faster."
"That does not make any sense!"
"Tell me what makes sense to you."
"Pinkie Pie being related to Discord."
"Yeah, that would be a possibility..."
"Hey, I heard that!" Pinkie said.
"But anyway, could you walk faster?"
"Okay, okay. Just to not happen what happened last night."
"So try to not be distracted by anything."
"I will not be distracted by anything."
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"This is really interesting. I finally got a sample of poison joke for my research." I said putting one of the flowers in a pot with a small shovel, being careful to not touch it. "Hey, where is everypony? Have they forgotten me? Oh, great. Now I'm alone in this stupid forest. Maybe if I-"
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"Wait, that was... a wolf? In the middle of the day? Something is not right in this forest..." I pulled a map out of my bag and began to inspect it. "Let me see. According to this map, if I follow the left path in this dirt road, I will find a clearing. That may be the clearing where the others are. Okay, Lets go!"
"Oh, I can not stand it! I need to rest. This tree here looks great. *yawn* " I leaned against the tree to take a nap. Nothing much. Two or three hours. Then I continue the way.
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"Are you sure you did not see where he stopped?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"No. One minute, I was telling him to not be distracted by anything and the next, he was gone! What am I going to do? Mom is gonna kill me because this is the second time that this happen!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Well, all we have left ta do is go back the way we came to see if we can find 'im." AppleBloom said.
"Oh, my poor nephew! Who knows what kind of danger he is passing! He must be scared and cold!"
"Uh, Sweetie Belle, you know that we are in the middle of the day right? How can he be cold?" Scootaloo asked.
"Hey girls, ya know what that means?"
The three crusaders looked at each other before shouting "THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS RESCUE RANGERS, YAY!!!"
"Hey, wait for me!" Rainbow Dash said.
Pinkie Pie was left behind. "Next time I go out with them, I'll bring one of my clones in order to keep an eye on them."
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*yawn* "That was a good nap. I feel refreshed. Time to follow the road." I returned to walk until a strange glow coming from inside a bush caught my attention. I approached to see what it was. It looked like a piece of diamond, with the mark of a thunderbolt on each side. I picked it up and it's glow intensified.
"Woa! What's going on? I'm feeling... strange..."
"Hey, you!"
"Huh?" I looked back and saw a tall, intimidating figure, wearing what I would describe as a hunter outfit. Beside him were two more figures, using the same type of clothing. "Who are you?"
"I'm the last thing you will see if you don't give me that diamond!"
"No way! It's mine! Go find your own!"
"You dare to challenge me? You know who you're talking to?"
"Should I?"
"Hmpf! I'm Dark Stone, conqueror of lands, destroyer of villages, dominator of castles, future king of Equestria, the one who-"
"The one who is veeeery boring. Seriously, you make this speech to everyone who ask who you are?"
"Well, it's the only formal way that I know to introduce myself."
"And how would be the informal way?"
"I would have hit you with an arrow."
"I think you need to review your sense of 'informal'..."
"No! I may live in a castle made of diamond but this one here is mine!"
"Wait, did you said castle made of diamond?"
"Uh... yes?"
"Tell me where it is, and no one gets hurt!"
"What? Why?"
"Which part of 'dominator of castles' and 'conqueror of lands' you don't understood?"
"Oh, right, the boring stuff. No, I can't tell you where it is."
"Why not? Don't you fear for your life?"
"Yeah, I fear for my life. But I can't tell you because I'm not here. Bye!" In the blink of an eye I was gone. I flew as fast as I could to escape them.
"Should we follow him sir?"
"No." Dark Stone said. "Let him go. Now we already know how to make he hand the diamond to us."
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I looked back and saw that no one was following me.
"Ha! You will need to train a long time to be able to reach the speed of Lightning-"
"Blaze!"
"Huh? Who's ther- AUGH!" Someone caught me in mid-air and was giving me a bone-crushing hug. "Rainbow Dash?"
"I was so worried! Are you alright? Do you feel anything?"
"At the moment, I'm feeling absense of air."
"Oh, sorry." She said letting go of me. "Better now?"
"Yeah." I said gasping for air. "Much better."
"Okay. YOU HEAD WIND! YOU KNOW HOW I WAS WORRIED! NOW IS THE SECOND TIME YOU DO THAT!!!"
"Hey, calm down!"
"Calm down? Calm down? Grr, I'll show you how I am calm!"
"Wow, just look at the time, I gotta go, bye!"
Pinkie Pie and the Crusaders only had time too see Rainbow Dash flying after me, saying "COME BACK HERE!!! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!"
"Should we help 'im?" Applebloom asked.
"Nah, one hour they understand, after all, they are brothers." Pinkie Pie said.
Blazing Life In Equestria
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