The Horn 6- Season 1
Awkward.
Previous ChapterNext ChapterThe morning sun came in and it landed on Moondancer's eyes, causing the unicorn to wake up. Moondacner gasped as she saw that not only was she hugging Twilight in their sleep, but saw some of her drool in her lover's mane. Twilight was still asleep, and though Moondancer thought this would be bad for their relationship, she was pleasantly surprised to hear Twilight was snoring herself. She levitated a rag and made Twilight's mane look better, but decided that, if she was still asleep, and the way it felt great sleeping through the night, Moondancer snuggled with the snoring Twilight.
"Mmm... you're so cozy, Twilight." Moondancer spoke to herself, laying her head onto Twilight's neck. At that moment, Twilight snorted herself awake, opening her eyes, but froze as she heard & felt Moondancer cuddle her. "Remember the first time we meet each other, Twilight? We were so young; you were getting use to raising Spike, and I was getting use to using my glasses. I remember seeing you that day in the cafeteria... it was Taco Tuesday, you and I were sitting at our own tree a hill across from each other. Music was playing that day... and I just knew that, one day, we'd be together." Twilight had the same flashback with the music playing. If it wasn't Celestia's plan, then truly, it must've been some other force's plan.
"HA! I LOVE THAT SONG!!!" Celestia's mother cheered. She summoned a karaoke machine and sang to the song. In Canterlot, Celestia cringed to herself, the same feeling she had whenever her mother sang. She wasn't exactly the greatest singer.
"And here we are," Moondancer continued "oh Twilight, I'm sure you're not listening right now, but you make me feel full. I... I hope we can make this work."
"...We'll find out soon." Twilight spoke, breaking the silence. Moondancer froze.
"...Did you hear everything?"
"Yep."
"Do you remember?"
"Yep."
"...Are you creeped out?"
"...Kinda."
"Do... never mind. Let's... just go on with our day."
"Yeah... let's just go on with our day." Both mares got out of bed and prepared for the day. They went downstairs, Moondancer happy to see her sweater was clean, but both were surprised to see Spike and the pink pony from last night, sitting together and drinking coffee.
"Whoah!" Spike exclaimed "You actually did that!?"
"Eh... sorta." the Pink pony replied, pulling out a notebook out from her mane "but since the script has changed greatly to be a romantic comedy between the two mares, there's no way in season six that I'm going to-"
"Ahem!" Twilight interrupted.
"Oops! Spoilers!" she covered her mouth with her hooves.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
"Don't worry, Twi," Spike replied "This is-"
"Pinkie Pie, I assume?" Moondancer interrupted, putting her sweater on.
"Hey!" The pink pony replied "Don't assume everything! Assuming make an a-"
"We already meet a rainbow pegasus named Rainbow Dash, an earth pony who lives on an apple farm named Applejack, a unicorn that looks like she came from Canterlot named Rarity, and a shy pegasus who must've been laughed at when she was born called Fluttershy. I'm sure I'm safe to assume you're Pinkie Pie and not something else named 'Maud'." She gasped
"How'd you know my sister's name!?"
"I don't."
"Well... shoot! What's my line!?" she pulled the notebook out. "Let's see here... you both wake up together... love song... coffee with Spike... address old Mane 6 members... ah! You... are... double... right... there... Moonprancer-I mean-Dancer." both Twilight and Moondancer stared at each other for a few seconds, then back to Pinkie. "Hey! Don't say my name to the audience yet! 'Suspension of Disbelief', remember?"
"So... are you Pinkie Pie?"
"Oh! You are double right there Moonprancer-I mean-Dancer!"
"...You just said that." Twilight spoke.
"Oh! Shoot, I went a couple of lines ahead! What am I suppose to do now?" She looked over the notes again. "It says that I'm suppose to listen to you both apologize on Celestia's behalf."
"... Okay! I'm officially creeped out!" Moondancer yelled
"Really? I thought Twilight was when you woke up cuddling with her?"
"What the-!?" Twilight yelled "How did you-?"
"Oh shoot! Not again!!! Oh, this would be so much easier if I read my script! Quickly, what do I do!?" Pinkie jumped in the air and stuck her tongue out, meeping two times before disappearing in a pink cloud and running out of the front door in a blur. "Not gonna argue with that! MEEP-MEEP!!!" Both Twilight and Moondancer stared in complete silence and shock at what happened. Spike, though with them, finished his cup of coffee before getting up.
"So," he spoke, breaking the silence. "What did Moondacer talk about, Twilight?" Twilight groaned to herself, slamming her head on the table.
"Just get me some coffee."
"Me too." Moondancer added, sitting next to Twilight. Twilight scooted a few inches away. "But I'd like mine to have some of that creamer."
"Ah, you and me!" Spike replied, making their coffee. "But... I do have a question."
"Lay it on me."
"How did you meet Twilight?" Twilight groaned again, slumping below the table.
"Ah! It was Taco Tuesday back in Celestia's school for gifted unicorns..."
Celestia's mother opened her checklist and checked out some things.
"Another for Pinkie breaking the 4th wall... and one for a Looney Tunes reference! Jees, I wonder what happens next? My bits are on for another Monty Python reference. Though... I better tell my daughter that she can't do EVERY thing she planned." She pulled out a scroll and a quill.
Dear Sunbutt,
I saw everything that happened, and I will have a word with you in self defense and that you should lay off the cake, but I'm here to remind you that not everything you have planned will work for Twilight and her new friends. So, as much as I loved seeing you troll them with only two tickets to the gala, despite knowing there's six, they all already have a ticket to the gala. Basically, this is a life lesson for you and Luna, but there's moments where you can sit down and take all the when you know others have done it for you. I have in the other world when I made you. Also, tell Luna to not torture herself with a Tantibus; She's only been Nightmare Moon for at least a day in total hours, and the only bad thing she did was get very little screen time. And, as an extra thing, teach your soldiers how to fight! You probably won't get this, but they're like storm troopers; they look menacing as a whole, but they're as effective as ants against an elephant. As mentioned, you should lay off the cake and invest into your soldiers: your flank has gotten bigger and you've packed the pounds!
Sincerely,
Mother.
Celestia read the letter as she picked out the dead skin off of her body with the help of some of her soldiers. She groaned to herself, as her mother was, though laid back, very critical over their lifestyle & choices.
"Thanks mom." she spoke to herself sarcastically. "LUNA!!!"
"...What!?" Luna's voice asked down the hall.
"Get over here!"
"...Can't!"
"Why not!?"
"... I'm molting back to my original self!"
"Get over here!" Luna moaned to herself, exiting out of the hallway and to the throne room. Luna's flank area was going back to it's original self as was the tip of her tail, but everything else was the same.
"What!? I'm busy here!"
"It's a letter from mother."
"Ooh! Are you in ~Trouble~?"
"No, not really. Mother wanted me to tell you to not make a Tantibus to torture yourself."
"But I feel so guilty!"
"Feel guilty!? Luna, you were Nightmare Moon for at least a day! The only bad thing you did was lat ponies sleep in, that's it!"
"...Fine. I guess you both have a point. But what do I do?"
"... I don't know. Go into other ponies dreams and interrupt their privacy, perhaps learn something new, or just go outside and do something! I have a long way to go before I can do anything."
"Same thing here!" She left the throne room, leaving a trail of fur behind as she brushed herself. Celestia sighed to herself, looking down and poking at her belly.
"Do you think I look fat?" The workers around her stopped working and froze, looking to each other, sweating in fear.
Author's Note

Hey there! Did I do good!? Did I!? Huh-huh-huh!?
Pinkie, please, stop breaking the 4th wall, okay?
I don't break it, I fold it like a blanket around me to keep me warm.
Look, Pinkie, get back to the story and TRY to read your script, okay? In fact, how are you even here!?
Your front door was open, silly!
... Great. Better lock the door now.
