Shrek x Twilight: The forbidden love

Twilight Sparkle woke up in a pool of stool and semen. It wasn't her's, and it reeked of onions. She had no idea what had happened before she woke up in this dank pit. A tall, dark, green figure approached. It was large, with big meaty hands. This figure was fat, but in a way that only made him more sexually appealing.

Twilight was terrified. This figure had managed to tie her up and take her captive, and she was almost certain that she was raped. In a strange sort of way this turned her on, being dominated in bed. She blushed at the thought of it, her arousal only grew by the second. She felt a strange new attraction to this figure. She didn't know what it was, but she was certain that whatever or whoever this figure was, it was no pony.

"Wh-Who are y-you?" Twilight questioned. She was soaking wet and sticky, and she was a strange combination of horny and disgusted, but mostly horny. "Where am I? Who are you," she began to blush again, "And why am I covered in semen?" She questioned.

"I was horny..." It explained, "Besides, I-"

"Stop right there" Said Twilight, lustfully, "You don't need to explain yourself to me. Also, what is your name?"

"My name..." The figure said

...Is Shrek