Shrek x Twilight: The forbidden love

Twilight stood up, still a bit shaky. She detected a creamy liquid on her tongue. She walked over to Shrek, and kissed him on the lips.

"Oh... sh-shrek... I.. love you..." She stuttered. Twilight came to a realization at that point. She loved Shrek, so she wanted to share the wealth. Her horn started to glow brightly, and suddenly an orange pony with yellow hair & freckles appeared.

"Applejack," Twilight said casually "Meet Shrek"

Shrek leaned in and examined Applejack's genitals

She had a penis

"No, no, no" Sputtered Shrek, "This will not do."  He swept applejack off her feet by her head. With the other hand, he unzipped his pants and took out his penis. "Hello, laddeh, long time noh see. How's yer marriage with mah hand and mah tissue goan?" He then tensed the hand he was using to hold applejack. Applejack started to wail in pain and struggle. The last words that applejack ever heard were.

"No penises"

He then dabbed some of the blood from applejack's remains onto his finger. He rubbed the blood soaked finger along his own penis and said "Makeshift lubricant"

"First," Said Twilight; "some warm-up"

She then picked up the lower half of applejack's head and opened the jaw. She then took the tongue out and shoved it up her vagina. She began to pull it in and out repeatedly. She moaned in pain and squirted all over the tongue.

"Aye, Applejack." Said Shrek, solemnly.

It's such a shame is was ogre so soon.