Shrek x Twilight: The forbidden love

Twilight, after "warm up" on Applejack's cold, dead corpse; Twilight was ready to make love to Shrek. Shrek loomed over Twilight, while she pretended to struggle, most likely because that was her fetish. Shrek began to put his lips to Twilight. Twilight put her tongue into Shrek, because if Shrek put his tongue into Twilight's mouth, she would most likely choke. Shrek penetrated Twilight with full force, she moaned. It hurt, but she loved it. The way Jaden Smith likes that his suit turns black in After Earth but he thinks it's something bad. It hurt so much, but she did it for shrek. Just as shrek was about to ejaculat e in twilight's vagina, flash sentry burst through the door.

"Twilight, I've been looking for you for hours! That green tr-"

His eyes widened too the size of the moon, he caught his lover in bed with another. Not just anyone, but the one who kidnapped her hours ago. He had always hoped he would be the one to take the virginity of twilight,  but he decided to go with 72 virgins.

"ALLAHU AKBAR" He shouted verry loudly.

As he detonated the bomb. Twilight and shrek lived though. Shrek continued the thrust into twilight and eventually ejaculated. Shrek tried to pull out, but twilight used her magic to keep his penis inside of twilight, and 3 weeks later, twilight sparkle was pregnany

Shrek smiled and said

"Looks like it's time for the shrekoning