"The first thing you should know about me is that I'm a huge cunt. Please don't ask me why. I've just always been super angry about everything, y'know? I mean, yeah, my childhood kind of sucked, being raised on a rock farm and then running a rock farm and all, but my parents were cool enough. Sure, they were--and still are--old fashioned as Tartarus, but they never beat me or anything. My dad yelled a lot, but I generally deserved it for being a little shit. Now I'm just a bigger shit. He's"--I gesture towards the stallion playing with the foals over in the other room-- "the only one who'll put up with it. I think he likes it, actually. Weirdo.
